NWA South Beach: Thanksgiving Thrashings
Nov 13, 2012 5:59:52 GMT -7
Post by howardschilling on Nov 13, 2012 5:59:52 GMT -7
Before the PPV begins a short vignette plays going over the highlights of NWA South Beach's first ever show. The pyro goes off inside a sold out Pensacola Civic Center as the announce team of Matt Striker, Bill Demott and Steve McMichael welcome everyone to the latest installment of NWA: South Beach. The announcers hype the two main matches for the evening: The Sydals vs The All Night Express and the four way elimination match between Bully Ray, Christopher Daniels, Low Ki, and Kevin Steen. Before we head to the ring, we take a quick moment to thank the troops from Pensacola Naval Air Station, Hurlburt Field, and Eglin Air Force Base that are in attendance. The crowd chants "USA" repeatedly as the camera goes to the ring to find that Bully Ray is standing in it with microphone in hand.
Bully: Do any of you know who in the hell I am? I am the greatest part of the greatest tag team that has ever step foot in a wrestling ring, I am the baddest mother fucker in the NWA, the man who will lead these other pieces of garbage that I am forced to call teammates to victory on the 30th at Fawl Brawl. I am Calfzilla. If you idiots are competent enough to take out your Twittah machines, you'll see that Calfzilla is trending worldwide on Twittah right now. I am also the only man worthy enough to carry the NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title, and I will prove it at Christmas Chaos on December the 23rd. Kevin Steen, you fat piece of garbage, you have gotten by on hardcore wrestling and...and..well it sure as hell wasn't talent. Low Ki, the fact that you expect every fight to be fought with honor shows how big a pussy you are. Then again, I shouldn't expect anything less from someone that came outta Brooklyn. *Starts speaking slowly and deliberately* For those of you who don't know, and I'm guessing that's most of you since the sun has burned out most of ya brain cells, but Brooklyn is the sawftest paht of New Yawk. I would rather live in Jersey than Brooklyn. If I have to teach you myself, you will learn that it pays to be a bully and honor ain't worth shit. Christopher Daniels: your last NWA title victory was over a year and a half ago, and since then you have been nothing but a stepping stone for otha people. You have been nothing but the little bitch of the entire NWA. If it is you and me in the finals of this tournament, I will personally drive you to the pits of hell in order to win the NWA South Beach Title. Tonight I take my first step in proving what all of you should already know by now: I am the BEST wrestler in the NWA.
Match Number 1: Michael Elgin vs. Roderick strong
Standard opening match, emphasizing the hatred between the former House of Truth members. Strong has Elgin in the Stronghold when Davey Richards comes out and attacks both men. Strong eats a DR Driver II while Elgin gets hit with a DR Driver I. Davey exits the ring to a chorus of boos for interrupting a good match and not giving an explanation for his actions.
Backstage Christopher Daniels is shown kneeling in front of an altar.
Daniels: The time draws nearer. Christmas Chaos is a little more than a month away but more importantly darkness is already swarming over this fledgling company. The only way that this darkness will be brought to light is with me winning the NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title. Bully Ray talks about taking me to hell in order to win the title but he doesn't see that I'm already in hell. I am the fallen angel, banished from the heavens so that I might strive to become more godlike in word and deed. *What little light there is in the room starts to fade* Christmas Chaos. Five weeks. The darkness will be brought to light.
Match Number 2: The Sydals vs The All Night Express
Standard introductions with no shenaniganery involved. Match starts off evenly as the Sydals look determined to outsmart their opponents this time around. Mike Sydal crashes and burns on a 450 attempt to Rhett Titus. Titus rolls the younger sydal up and grabs the tights. The ref doesn't see. Kenny King and Rhett Titus pick up the victory and are looking really good heading into Fall Brawl. Kenny King immediately grabs a mic. Apparently he has something to share with everyone in attendance.
Kenny King: Some people just never learn. We THOUGHT that we proved to you all two weeks ago that this is a thinking man's game. We showed every single one of you inbred idiots that only the smart survive in this business. On to more important matters. Fall Brawl is in two weeks, and as of yet, NOBODY in the NWA has had the balls to answer our challenge. *The crowd starts stirring as Adam Pearce, Cliff Compton, and Colt Cabana; The Showstoppers of CPW, make their way through the audience from the back of the arena* So I guess, we're just going to have to walk into Philly and beat everyones...what the?
King's promo is stopped as The Show Stoppers jump the rail and start beating down The All Night Express! Pearce lays out King with a vicious clothesline and then picks him up for a Rack Bomb! Colt Cabana hits a Colt .45 on Rhett Titus! Cliff Compton, who's been directing traffic this entire time asks for King, gets him, and hits a devastating Media Blitz! Compton then picks up a lifeless Titus and hits a Media Blitz on him as well! The Show Stoppers raise their arms to a chorus of boos and Compton picks up the mic.
Compton: Look who's so damned smart now. All the brains in the world couldn't prepare you for what just happened could it? We heard you running your mouths last week wanting a challenge for Fall Brawl. On behalf of California Pro Wrestling, consider your challenge ACCEPTED! See you on the 30th....if you make it there.
The mic drops and the Show Stoppers start putting the boots to the ANX while boos rain down from the stands. Security and officials finally come in to break it up and the crowd starts throwing garbage at the Show Stoppers as they exit the arena. The announcers voice how stunned they are by what just went down.
Backstage Bully Ray is talking to someone telling them that "Phase 1 begins tonight", notices the cameraman, and lays him out with a right hand.
Main Event: Four man elimination match: Bully Ray vs. Low Ki vs. Kevin Steen vs. Christopher Daniels
As formal ring introductions are made, the announcers run down the card for Fall Brawl in two weeks from Philadelphia. The bell rings and Steen, Ki, and Daniels all jump Bully Ray early. Ki seems to take great pleasure in lighting the Bully up with a various assortment of kicks from his educated feet. Steen takes a turn and starts mauling Ray as Daniels and Low Ki stand back chatting, possibly discussing strategy for the match and Fall Brawl. Steen continues his onslaught on Bully so Daniels and Low Ki decided to turn their attentions toward each other, shake hands and start trading holds trying to gain the upper hand. The former triple x stablemates know each other so well that after a few minutes of reversals that it ends in a stalemate as the crowd shows their appreciation. Both men nod their approval to each other only to get taken out by a double clothesline from Kevin Steen. Steen goes to work on Daniels while Low Ki turns his attention back to Bully laying into him with more precision strikes, at one point screaming something about which borough in NY is the weakest now. The referee, distracted by Daniels and Steen, doesn't see Bully low blow Low Ki. Bubba rolls Ki up, the ref makes the count as Bully puts one foot on the ropes, but Ki kicks out at two. Back to the other side of the ring and Daniels has been laid out by Steen who heads to the top rope looking to possibly end the fallen angel's night right here. Steen stumbles on the top rope which gives Low Ki just enough time to stop him. Ki hooks steen up for a top rope super-plex, but Steen hangs on. Bully then comes up to the second rope and grabs Ki from behind in a german suplex position. The announcers are praying nobody gets seriously injured as they make a quick plug for anyone watching this to NOT try this at home. Steen is still hanging on for dear life, which gives Daniels enough time to get underneath Bully Ray and power bomb him, which causes Bully to german suplex Ki, the strain of which causes Steen's grip to break and get super-plexed from the top to the mat! The crowd chants for godlike fecal matter as none of the participants in the ring are moving. Bully Ray is the first to stir, covers Low Ki, and earns a three count.
First Elimination: Low Ki
The crowd is on their feet and there are still two more falls in the match. Bully tries crawling over to Steen to make it two for two. Steen still hasn't moved as Bully throws an arm over him. The crowd is chanting along with the count. ONE......TWO....STEEN KICKS OUT! steen starts stirring and starts working bully over. He sets Bully up for the Steenalizer, but bully turns it into a facebuster. One....TWO.....Kickout at 2 and 4/5. Just then the camera notices someone moving through the crowd....ITS KOFI KINGSTON FROM CPW! The announcers are wondering how security could be THIS bad tonight at the arena. Bully is sitting in disbelief and gets CLOCKED by a kick to the back of the head from Daniels. Daniels goes over and picks up Steen for Last Rites. Steen counters into a stunner and follows up with F-Cinq! Steen locks in the crossface in the middle of the ring. The fans are chanting for Daniels as he struggles to make it to the ropes. Daniels can't make it! He taps to the crossface! Daniels is eliminated!
Second Elimination: Christopher Daniels
The crowd starts to chant "This is awesome" as both men move to a neutral corner. The ref checks to make sure both men are in any condition to continue the match. It all comes down to Wrestling's Worst Nightmare vs The Business's Biggest Bully. Both men circle each other, building the anticipation, until finally Bully spits in Steen's face. Steen snaps and both men start brawling. The referee breaks the two combatants up as a masked man comes running down the ramp! Bully has the ref distracted and the masked man nails Steen with a pipe to the back of the head and drops down under the ring! Bully hits a Bully Bomb as the announcers are hoping that the match doesn't end this way. Bully covers, ONE...TWO....KICKOUT! Bully screams in frustration and starts raining fists down on the Anti-Christ of Professional Wrestling. Bully gets pulled away by the ref, and Bully looks like he wants to destroy the ref. Bully goes back to Steen who is staggering. Steen and Ray trade bombs in the middle of the ring. Bully sends Steen into the ropes, telegraphs a back body drop and Steen hits a knee lift. Steen signals for the Sharpshooter and locks it in with Ray facing away from the ropes. The ref is too busy checking to see whether Bully wants to give to see the masked man reappear and crack Steen over the head with a chair before disappearing under the ring again. God that was a sick thud. The ref doesn't know what happened, Bully rolls Steen over and covers him. ONE...TWO....THREE. This match is over.
Winner: Bully Ray.
Bully is barely standing in the middle of the ring, but he's still smirking nonetheless. He looks at the camera and mouths "Phase I complete". Just then Kofi Kingston jumps the rail and gets in the ring! He starts unloading on a stunned Bully Ray and catches him with a devastating SOS! The masked man enters the ring but gets caught with a Trouble in Paradise! Kofi leaves the ring and jumps the rail. NWA: South Beach's second show ends in TOTAL chaos.
Bully: Do any of you know who in the hell I am? I am the greatest part of the greatest tag team that has ever step foot in a wrestling ring, I am the baddest mother fucker in the NWA, the man who will lead these other pieces of garbage that I am forced to call teammates to victory on the 30th at Fawl Brawl. I am Calfzilla. If you idiots are competent enough to take out your Twittah machines, you'll see that Calfzilla is trending worldwide on Twittah right now. I am also the only man worthy enough to carry the NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title, and I will prove it at Christmas Chaos on December the 23rd. Kevin Steen, you fat piece of garbage, you have gotten by on hardcore wrestling and...and..well it sure as hell wasn't talent. Low Ki, the fact that you expect every fight to be fought with honor shows how big a pussy you are. Then again, I shouldn't expect anything less from someone that came outta Brooklyn. *Starts speaking slowly and deliberately* For those of you who don't know, and I'm guessing that's most of you since the sun has burned out most of ya brain cells, but Brooklyn is the sawftest paht of New Yawk. I would rather live in Jersey than Brooklyn. If I have to teach you myself, you will learn that it pays to be a bully and honor ain't worth shit. Christopher Daniels: your last NWA title victory was over a year and a half ago, and since then you have been nothing but a stepping stone for otha people. You have been nothing but the little bitch of the entire NWA. If it is you and me in the finals of this tournament, I will personally drive you to the pits of hell in order to win the NWA South Beach Title. Tonight I take my first step in proving what all of you should already know by now: I am the BEST wrestler in the NWA.
Match Number 1: Michael Elgin vs. Roderick strong
Standard opening match, emphasizing the hatred between the former House of Truth members. Strong has Elgin in the Stronghold when Davey Richards comes out and attacks both men. Strong eats a DR Driver II while Elgin gets hit with a DR Driver I. Davey exits the ring to a chorus of boos for interrupting a good match and not giving an explanation for his actions.
Backstage Christopher Daniels is shown kneeling in front of an altar.
Daniels: The time draws nearer. Christmas Chaos is a little more than a month away but more importantly darkness is already swarming over this fledgling company. The only way that this darkness will be brought to light is with me winning the NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title. Bully Ray talks about taking me to hell in order to win the title but he doesn't see that I'm already in hell. I am the fallen angel, banished from the heavens so that I might strive to become more godlike in word and deed. *What little light there is in the room starts to fade* Christmas Chaos. Five weeks. The darkness will be brought to light.
Match Number 2: The Sydals vs The All Night Express
Standard introductions with no shenaniganery involved. Match starts off evenly as the Sydals look determined to outsmart their opponents this time around. Mike Sydal crashes and burns on a 450 attempt to Rhett Titus. Titus rolls the younger sydal up and grabs the tights. The ref doesn't see. Kenny King and Rhett Titus pick up the victory and are looking really good heading into Fall Brawl. Kenny King immediately grabs a mic. Apparently he has something to share with everyone in attendance.
Kenny King: Some people just never learn. We THOUGHT that we proved to you all two weeks ago that this is a thinking man's game. We showed every single one of you inbred idiots that only the smart survive in this business. On to more important matters. Fall Brawl is in two weeks, and as of yet, NOBODY in the NWA has had the balls to answer our challenge. *The crowd starts stirring as Adam Pearce, Cliff Compton, and Colt Cabana; The Showstoppers of CPW, make their way through the audience from the back of the arena* So I guess, we're just going to have to walk into Philly and beat everyones...what the?
King's promo is stopped as The Show Stoppers jump the rail and start beating down The All Night Express! Pearce lays out King with a vicious clothesline and then picks him up for a Rack Bomb! Colt Cabana hits a Colt .45 on Rhett Titus! Cliff Compton, who's been directing traffic this entire time asks for King, gets him, and hits a devastating Media Blitz! Compton then picks up a lifeless Titus and hits a Media Blitz on him as well! The Show Stoppers raise their arms to a chorus of boos and Compton picks up the mic.
Compton: Look who's so damned smart now. All the brains in the world couldn't prepare you for what just happened could it? We heard you running your mouths last week wanting a challenge for Fall Brawl. On behalf of California Pro Wrestling, consider your challenge ACCEPTED! See you on the 30th....if you make it there.
The mic drops and the Show Stoppers start putting the boots to the ANX while boos rain down from the stands. Security and officials finally come in to break it up and the crowd starts throwing garbage at the Show Stoppers as they exit the arena. The announcers voice how stunned they are by what just went down.
Backstage Bully Ray is talking to someone telling them that "Phase 1 begins tonight", notices the cameraman, and lays him out with a right hand.
Main Event: Four man elimination match: Bully Ray vs. Low Ki vs. Kevin Steen vs. Christopher Daniels
As formal ring introductions are made, the announcers run down the card for Fall Brawl in two weeks from Philadelphia. The bell rings and Steen, Ki, and Daniels all jump Bully Ray early. Ki seems to take great pleasure in lighting the Bully up with a various assortment of kicks from his educated feet. Steen takes a turn and starts mauling Ray as Daniels and Low Ki stand back chatting, possibly discussing strategy for the match and Fall Brawl. Steen continues his onslaught on Bully so Daniels and Low Ki decided to turn their attentions toward each other, shake hands and start trading holds trying to gain the upper hand. The former triple x stablemates know each other so well that after a few minutes of reversals that it ends in a stalemate as the crowd shows their appreciation. Both men nod their approval to each other only to get taken out by a double clothesline from Kevin Steen. Steen goes to work on Daniels while Low Ki turns his attention back to Bully laying into him with more precision strikes, at one point screaming something about which borough in NY is the weakest now. The referee, distracted by Daniels and Steen, doesn't see Bully low blow Low Ki. Bubba rolls Ki up, the ref makes the count as Bully puts one foot on the ropes, but Ki kicks out at two. Back to the other side of the ring and Daniels has been laid out by Steen who heads to the top rope looking to possibly end the fallen angel's night right here. Steen stumbles on the top rope which gives Low Ki just enough time to stop him. Ki hooks steen up for a top rope super-plex, but Steen hangs on. Bully then comes up to the second rope and grabs Ki from behind in a german suplex position. The announcers are praying nobody gets seriously injured as they make a quick plug for anyone watching this to NOT try this at home. Steen is still hanging on for dear life, which gives Daniels enough time to get underneath Bully Ray and power bomb him, which causes Bully to german suplex Ki, the strain of which causes Steen's grip to break and get super-plexed from the top to the mat! The crowd chants for godlike fecal matter as none of the participants in the ring are moving. Bully Ray is the first to stir, covers Low Ki, and earns a three count.
First Elimination: Low Ki
The crowd is on their feet and there are still two more falls in the match. Bully tries crawling over to Steen to make it two for two. Steen still hasn't moved as Bully throws an arm over him. The crowd is chanting along with the count. ONE......TWO....STEEN KICKS OUT! steen starts stirring and starts working bully over. He sets Bully up for the Steenalizer, but bully turns it into a facebuster. One....TWO.....Kickout at 2 and 4/5. Just then the camera notices someone moving through the crowd....ITS KOFI KINGSTON FROM CPW! The announcers are wondering how security could be THIS bad tonight at the arena. Bully is sitting in disbelief and gets CLOCKED by a kick to the back of the head from Daniels. Daniels goes over and picks up Steen for Last Rites. Steen counters into a stunner and follows up with F-Cinq! Steen locks in the crossface in the middle of the ring. The fans are chanting for Daniels as he struggles to make it to the ropes. Daniels can't make it! He taps to the crossface! Daniels is eliminated!
Second Elimination: Christopher Daniels
The crowd starts to chant "This is awesome" as both men move to a neutral corner. The ref checks to make sure both men are in any condition to continue the match. It all comes down to Wrestling's Worst Nightmare vs The Business's Biggest Bully. Both men circle each other, building the anticipation, until finally Bully spits in Steen's face. Steen snaps and both men start brawling. The referee breaks the two combatants up as a masked man comes running down the ramp! Bully has the ref distracted and the masked man nails Steen with a pipe to the back of the head and drops down under the ring! Bully hits a Bully Bomb as the announcers are hoping that the match doesn't end this way. Bully covers, ONE...TWO....KICKOUT! Bully screams in frustration and starts raining fists down on the Anti-Christ of Professional Wrestling. Bully gets pulled away by the ref, and Bully looks like he wants to destroy the ref. Bully goes back to Steen who is staggering. Steen and Ray trade bombs in the middle of the ring. Bully sends Steen into the ropes, telegraphs a back body drop and Steen hits a knee lift. Steen signals for the Sharpshooter and locks it in with Ray facing away from the ropes. The ref is too busy checking to see whether Bully wants to give to see the masked man reappear and crack Steen over the head with a chair before disappearing under the ring again. God that was a sick thud. The ref doesn't know what happened, Bully rolls Steen over and covers him. ONE...TWO....THREE. This match is over.
Winner: Bully Ray.
Bully is barely standing in the middle of the ring, but he's still smirking nonetheless. He looks at the camera and mouths "Phase I complete". Just then Kofi Kingston jumps the rail and gets in the ring! He starts unloading on a stunned Bully Ray and catches him with a devastating SOS! The masked man enters the ring but gets caught with a Trouble in Paradise! Kofi leaves the ring and jumps the rail. NWA: South Beach's second show ends in TOTAL chaos.
