Christmas Chaos
Dec 23, 2012 8:48:04 GMT -7
Post by howardschilling on Dec 23, 2012 8:48:04 GMT -7
A video montage highlighting various aspects of the NWA South Beach Title tournament plays out to Trans-Siberian Orchestra's "Carol of the Bells" leading to the pyro going off inside a sold out American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida as the announce team welcomes everyone to NWA South Beach Christmas Chaos. Matt Striker runs down the card putting over the Main event Triple Threat Match to crown the inaugural NWA South Beach Champion as well as the mystery match to crown the first ever NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions.
The bell rings for the start of the first match, a battle royal:
Match Number 1: Over the Top Rope Challenge. Matt Sydal vs Super Dragon vs Kenny King vs Hallowicked vs Rocky Romero vs Michael Elgin
Eliminations:
Hallowicked by Rocky Romero
Super Dragon by Michael Elgin
Michael Elgin by Rocky Romero
Rocky Romero by Matt Sydal
Kenny King by Matt Sydal
Winner: Matt Sydal
JBL comes out and congratulates Matt Sydal on his victory and announces that Matt Sydal and his tag team partner will enter the next match LAST. The next match, to crown the first ever NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions, is a GUANTLET match! This match includes the wrinkle of having a new team enter every 5 minutes regardless of whether a team has been eliminated or not.
Out first come Hallowicked and Frightmare of the Spectral Envoy, followed by Super Dragon and his tag team partner.....KEVIN STEEN! APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION HAS REUNITED! Steen still looks angry after being cheated out of the chance to be NWA South Beach's first Heavyweight Champion. The announcers tell the people watching at home to pray for the Spectral Envoy, this might not be pretty...and it wasn't. This opening fall wasn't even close as Steen obliterated Frightmare, who got in a minor amount of ineffectual offense. Steen hits the F-Cinq and this fall is over in short order.
Eliminated: The Spectral Envoy in 4:31
Michael Elgin and Roderick Strong walk cautiously to the ring after the display shown by Appetite for Destruction. Steen is shown literally foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog while Super Dragon tries to hold him back and allow Strong and Elgin to enter the ring. Strong enters the ring and Dragon blind tags into the match breaking Steen out of his violent trance. After 4 minutes of evenly matched back and forth action, Davey Richards and Rocky Romero come out to a chorus of boos as they are the next entrants in this slightly chaotic match for the tag team titles. Romero and Richards pay no mind to either member of Appetite for Destruction and immediately go after Strong and Elgin. Both men fight back and the action spills out of the ring. The referee starts to count both teams out as Steen and Super Dragon look on. Neither Strong and Elgin nor the No Remorse Corps look like they have any interest in heading back to the ring. The ref takes a little bit longer than normal but still ends up counting to 10. Both teams are eliminated and neither look like they care all that much.
Eliminated: Roderick Strong and Michael Elgin and The No Remorse Corps at 13:34
The All Night Express strut to the ring. King takes one look at Steen, smirks, and SPITS IN STEEN'S FACE? Has Kenny King lost all ability for rational cognitive thought? Steen thinks so...or maybe he doesn't think because he SNAPS and starts beating the living hell out of The Pretty Boy Pitbull. The referee pulls Steen off, but Steen attacks the ref who calls for the bell! Appetite for Destruction has been disqualified from this match!
Eliminated: Appetite for Destruction at 16:21
As the seconds tick down Kenny King grabs a mic from ringside.
Kenny: Matt Sydal, The All Night Express doesn't know why you even entered the battle royal for a shot at the tag team titles considering you don't even have a partner. We proved once again that we're the smartest team in the NWA by taking out the only person in this promotion that would tag with you: Amazing Red. *Clock hits zero* We'll make you a deal you little spot monkey: come down to the ring, let us pin you to become tag team champions, and you can be an honorary member of the All Night Express. You can be our lackey that takes the ugly overflow from the parties we throw, carry our bags (because that's the closest you'll ever come to touching the titles after tonight) and be our little bitch. The crowd boos as Matt Sydal comes to the ring and he's got a mic in hand as well.
Matt: *claps mockingly* Great job on attacking my friends Kenny and Rhett, really I have to hand it to you guys. There's just one problem with your plan: Red was never going to be my partner tonight. If anything you might have made a new enemy after he heals up. Enough chatter, it's time to bring out my tag team partner; and as far as your chances of winning the tag titles go: Sorry about your damn luck!
Sydal motions to the back, "Longnecks and Rednecks" hits, and JAMES STORM SAUNTERS INTO THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA! He grabs a beer from under his coat, hands it to Sydal and they toast while the announcers wonder if Sydal will get penalized for flying while intoxicated tonight.
After the beer Sydal and Storm rush the ring and start brawling with ANX. After the referee calms everything down, King and Sydal start things off by locking up. Sydal gets sent into the ropes, gets leapfrogged by King and then stopped with a blistering slap to the face. Sydal and King trade arm drags, then dropkicks finally coming to a stalemate with the crowd applauding. Titus and Storm tag in and trade punches. Storm with a side headlock, gets pushed into the ropes and drops Rhett with a shoulder block. Tieup ends with Titus in the ropes. Storm with a clean break, but Titus uses the advantage to slap the Cowboy across the face. Storm retaliates by rushing Rhett and driving knees to the gut. He brings Rhett over to his corner and locks in a bearhug. Sydal tags in and goes to the
top, DEATH SENTENCE! Sydal covers 1...2....and King breaks up the pin at 2 and a half! Sydal tags Storm back in and then goes after King with a clothesline over the top to the floor! King lands on his feet, kicks Sydal in the gut, and hits the Coronation on the outside! Inside the ring, Storm hits the Eye of the Storm on Titus as Sydal falls to the Coronation. As the ref goes to check & see what happened; King sneaks around the ring, grabs a beer bottle, and cracks it over Storm's head from behind! King slides out of the ring as Titus groggily makes his way over to Storm and throws an arm over him..1...2....3! The announcers can't hide their disgust over how the match ended, but nevertheless the old adage about cheating holds true: it's not cheating if the ref never sees it.
Winners and The FIRST EVER NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions: Kenny King and Rhett Titus, THE ALL NIGHT EXPRESS!
Kenny King grabs a mic: "Take a look at what you see before you in the ring. This right here is what a team of champions REALLY looks like. These titles just prove everything that we have said since we first stepped into this promotion. We are the most athletic, strong, and intelligent tag team in the entire NWA. We are the crown jewels of tag team wrestling in the NWA, the first ever NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions and we will hold them until we win the NWA North American Tag Team titles. If by some miracle we manage to lose THOSE, we will just come right back and claim what we will have technically never lost. Now if you excuse us, we're going to go party with some real winners: My boy Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder."
As the ANX leaves to a chorus of boos, Cliff Compton and Colt Cabana appear from the crowd and attack the Titus and King! What in the hell is going on here? The Show Stoppers won at Fall Brawl fair and square, why would they attack ANX now? Fortunately Cliff Compton grabs a mic and it looks like he's going to give us an explanation.
Compton: Well it looks like we have shown that you guys aren't as smart as you claim AGAIN. We seem to remember you saying that you would take care of us on YOUR time. The thing about us in CPW and especially The Show Stoppers, we like to do things on OUR time....and that time is now. Now the funny thing about this situation we currently find ourselves in, is that you seem to have dropped something when you had your little accident *Colt and Cliff pick up the NWA South Beach Tag Team Titles*.......you just don't leave titles laying around like this, so we should take these for safekeeping. You can have these back IF you earn them.
Before introductions are made for the main event, a recap of Low Ki vs Christopher Daniels from Fall Brawl Fallout is shown along with the latest commandment from the wrestling god and South Beach GM JBL.
JBL's music hits and he walks down to the ring with the NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title, grabs the mic and says that he will be doing ring introductions and names HIMSELF guest enforcer for this match.
The guest ref, Devon Dudley comes down first to a nice pop, shakes hands with JBL, takes the belt, and goes to one corner.
Low Ki comes down next to a nice pop and quietly goes to a corner and kneels down.
Bully Ray comes down to a chorus of boos, enters the ring and flips everyone off.
"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels comes out last to the largest pop of anyone in the match, goes over to Low Ki, shakes his hand and goes into the remaining corner.
JBL does formal ring introductions for each participant and exits the ring.
Main Event: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels vs Bully Ray vs Low Ki (Guest Referee: Devon Dudley, Guest Enforcer: JBL) NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match
Low Ki and Daniels quickly double team Bully Ray and send him to the outside. The former triple x members square off with each other and trade headlocks and armdrags, finishing with simultaneous dropkicks that ends in a stalemate. Daniels sends Low Ki off the ropes, telegraphs a back body drop which Low Ki counters by leapfrogging and following with a roll-up for a quick near fall. Bully Ray rushes the ring and hits a double clothesline, followed by scoop slams to both men. Ray hits the ropes and hits a big leg drop on Low Ki for a two count. Daniels backs Bully into a corner and starts lighting his chest up with chops. Low Ki joins in until Ray pushes both men back and takes Low Ki down with a right but turns into a right from Daniels. Daniels and Bully trade shots as the crowd does the clicheingly obligatory "Boo-Yay" with each shot. Daniels hits the ropes but gets laid out with a spine buster, covers and Low Ki breaks up the pin at 1. Ki starts with kicks to the body and legs. Ki clotheslines Bully over the ropes, then follows up by going to the top for a HIGH cross body to the outside as the crowd goes crazy. Ki gets back in the ring and gets met by a stiff shot to the head from Daniels, who covers with Ki kicking out at one and a half. Daniels and Ki trade shots until Daniels goes for a neckbreaker. Low Ki blocks and hooks the arms, both men now trying for a backslide. Bully rushes the ring and clotheslines Low Ki who floats over Daniels and hits a DDT! Low Ki shoots the half and manages to get a two count before Bully breaks it up as the crowd chants HOLY SHIT. Ki gets back up and starts firing rapid fire kicks at Bully. Bully is dazed now, and Ki hits a brainbuster! Ki goes up to the top....WARRIORS WAY! 1.....2...and DANIELS BREAKS IT UP! The crowd starts chanting "THIS IS AWESOME!" Bully Ray gets up and picks up a groggy Low Ki: BULLY BOMB! 1....2....AND A KICK OUT! Bully goes over to Devon and starts screaming at him telling him that he's ruining his shot at immortality. Devon just smirks and Bully says something that the network censors DEFINITELY would not approve of.
Bully Ray goes to the outside and JBL gets out of his chair. Bully picks up the chair and JBL does nothing to stop him! Bully gets in the ring with chair and hand and Devon stops him as Daniels watches with Low Ki behind him. Devon grabs the chair and hands it to Daniels while Bully Ray stands there smirking? What the hell is going on? Daniels takes a long look at Bully Ray who simply says "Phase 3". Daniels nods, turns around, AND CRACKS THE CHAIR OVER LOW-KI'S SKULL! The announcers wonder what has gotten into Daniels as the camera pans to JBL smiling and laughing! Daniels picks up a lifeless Low-Ki and hits the Last Rites followed by the Angel's Wings as Bully and Devon stand laughing and the crowd is booing. Daniels casually puts a boot on Low-Ki as Devon counts 3.
Winner and FIRST EVER NWA South Beach Heavyweight Champion: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels.
Ray and Devon hold the ropes open for JBL who enters the ring and presents Daniels with the title while Bully Ray gets a mic.
Bully Ray: ARE YOU PEOPLE SO DENSE THAT YOU COULDN'T SEE THIS COMING? Chris has been telling you Floridian F***tards that he is the FALLEN ANGEL ever since the first show, and with our illustrious General Manager being a WRESTLING GOD; that made it almost too easy to plan! *Devon pulls out a mask and puts it on* It seems that the only thing we had to do was make sure that NONE of us were in a ring at the same time unless we could control the outcome. Chris, would you like to say a few words to the sheep?
*Daniels takes the mic*
Daniels: I have said it before, and I will say it again: I am the FALLEN ANGEL sent from the heavens to become more GODLIKE in word and in deed. *Turns to JBL on one knee* My savior, I hope that my work has pleased you. All my actions have been done according to your doctrine and I am ready to reascend back into the heavens with my brothers *Bully and Devon flank Daniels and take a knee* by my side.
JBL: *laughing* Thank you my children. Everything has been done according to my commandments. *Turns to face the crowd* You see everyone; I knew when I was brought into this territory that I would never be able to grace you people with something that you do not deserve: my outstanding in ring talent. So I set forth to find people to carry out my doctrine. The three people you see in the ring before me are my UNHOLY TRINITY and will set forth to destroying anything and everything that is PURE in this territory. Now Bully, Devon, and my champion Daniels; rise as one and prepare to rule!
Devon: OH MY BROTHAS! TESTIFY!
Christmas Chaos ends with JBL and the Unholy Trinity standing in the ring with arms raised and the announcers wondering who will rise to meet them.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!
The bell rings for the start of the first match, a battle royal:
Match Number 1: Over the Top Rope Challenge. Matt Sydal vs Super Dragon vs Kenny King vs Hallowicked vs Rocky Romero vs Michael Elgin
Eliminations:
Hallowicked by Rocky Romero
Super Dragon by Michael Elgin
Michael Elgin by Rocky Romero
Rocky Romero by Matt Sydal
Kenny King by Matt Sydal
Winner: Matt Sydal
JBL comes out and congratulates Matt Sydal on his victory and announces that Matt Sydal and his tag team partner will enter the next match LAST. The next match, to crown the first ever NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions, is a GUANTLET match! This match includes the wrinkle of having a new team enter every 5 minutes regardless of whether a team has been eliminated or not.
Out first come Hallowicked and Frightmare of the Spectral Envoy, followed by Super Dragon and his tag team partner.....KEVIN STEEN! APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION HAS REUNITED! Steen still looks angry after being cheated out of the chance to be NWA South Beach's first Heavyweight Champion. The announcers tell the people watching at home to pray for the Spectral Envoy, this might not be pretty...and it wasn't. This opening fall wasn't even close as Steen obliterated Frightmare, who got in a minor amount of ineffectual offense. Steen hits the F-Cinq and this fall is over in short order.
Eliminated: The Spectral Envoy in 4:31
Michael Elgin and Roderick Strong walk cautiously to the ring after the display shown by Appetite for Destruction. Steen is shown literally foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog while Super Dragon tries to hold him back and allow Strong and Elgin to enter the ring. Strong enters the ring and Dragon blind tags into the match breaking Steen out of his violent trance. After 4 minutes of evenly matched back and forth action, Davey Richards and Rocky Romero come out to a chorus of boos as they are the next entrants in this slightly chaotic match for the tag team titles. Romero and Richards pay no mind to either member of Appetite for Destruction and immediately go after Strong and Elgin. Both men fight back and the action spills out of the ring. The referee starts to count both teams out as Steen and Super Dragon look on. Neither Strong and Elgin nor the No Remorse Corps look like they have any interest in heading back to the ring. The ref takes a little bit longer than normal but still ends up counting to 10. Both teams are eliminated and neither look like they care all that much.
Eliminated: Roderick Strong and Michael Elgin and The No Remorse Corps at 13:34
The All Night Express strut to the ring. King takes one look at Steen, smirks, and SPITS IN STEEN'S FACE? Has Kenny King lost all ability for rational cognitive thought? Steen thinks so...or maybe he doesn't think because he SNAPS and starts beating the living hell out of The Pretty Boy Pitbull. The referee pulls Steen off, but Steen attacks the ref who calls for the bell! Appetite for Destruction has been disqualified from this match!
Eliminated: Appetite for Destruction at 16:21
As the seconds tick down Kenny King grabs a mic from ringside.
Kenny: Matt Sydal, The All Night Express doesn't know why you even entered the battle royal for a shot at the tag team titles considering you don't even have a partner. We proved once again that we're the smartest team in the NWA by taking out the only person in this promotion that would tag with you: Amazing Red. *Clock hits zero* We'll make you a deal you little spot monkey: come down to the ring, let us pin you to become tag team champions, and you can be an honorary member of the All Night Express. You can be our lackey that takes the ugly overflow from the parties we throw, carry our bags (because that's the closest you'll ever come to touching the titles after tonight) and be our little bitch. The crowd boos as Matt Sydal comes to the ring and he's got a mic in hand as well.
Matt: *claps mockingly* Great job on attacking my friends Kenny and Rhett, really I have to hand it to you guys. There's just one problem with your plan: Red was never going to be my partner tonight. If anything you might have made a new enemy after he heals up. Enough chatter, it's time to bring out my tag team partner; and as far as your chances of winning the tag titles go: Sorry about your damn luck!
Sydal motions to the back, "Longnecks and Rednecks" hits, and JAMES STORM SAUNTERS INTO THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA! He grabs a beer from under his coat, hands it to Sydal and they toast while the announcers wonder if Sydal will get penalized for flying while intoxicated tonight.
After the beer Sydal and Storm rush the ring and start brawling with ANX. After the referee calms everything down, King and Sydal start things off by locking up. Sydal gets sent into the ropes, gets leapfrogged by King and then stopped with a blistering slap to the face. Sydal and King trade arm drags, then dropkicks finally coming to a stalemate with the crowd applauding. Titus and Storm tag in and trade punches. Storm with a side headlock, gets pushed into the ropes and drops Rhett with a shoulder block. Tieup ends with Titus in the ropes. Storm with a clean break, but Titus uses the advantage to slap the Cowboy across the face. Storm retaliates by rushing Rhett and driving knees to the gut. He brings Rhett over to his corner and locks in a bearhug. Sydal tags in and goes to the
top, DEATH SENTENCE! Sydal covers 1...2....and King breaks up the pin at 2 and a half! Sydal tags Storm back in and then goes after King with a clothesline over the top to the floor! King lands on his feet, kicks Sydal in the gut, and hits the Coronation on the outside! Inside the ring, Storm hits the Eye of the Storm on Titus as Sydal falls to the Coronation. As the ref goes to check & see what happened; King sneaks around the ring, grabs a beer bottle, and cracks it over Storm's head from behind! King slides out of the ring as Titus groggily makes his way over to Storm and throws an arm over him..1...2....3! The announcers can't hide their disgust over how the match ended, but nevertheless the old adage about cheating holds true: it's not cheating if the ref never sees it.
Winners and The FIRST EVER NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions: Kenny King and Rhett Titus, THE ALL NIGHT EXPRESS!
Kenny King grabs a mic: "Take a look at what you see before you in the ring. This right here is what a team of champions REALLY looks like. These titles just prove everything that we have said since we first stepped into this promotion. We are the most athletic, strong, and intelligent tag team in the entire NWA. We are the crown jewels of tag team wrestling in the NWA, the first ever NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions and we will hold them until we win the NWA North American Tag Team titles. If by some miracle we manage to lose THOSE, we will just come right back and claim what we will have technically never lost. Now if you excuse us, we're going to go party with some real winners: My boy Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder."
As the ANX leaves to a chorus of boos, Cliff Compton and Colt Cabana appear from the crowd and attack the Titus and King! What in the hell is going on here? The Show Stoppers won at Fall Brawl fair and square, why would they attack ANX now? Fortunately Cliff Compton grabs a mic and it looks like he's going to give us an explanation.
Compton: Well it looks like we have shown that you guys aren't as smart as you claim AGAIN. We seem to remember you saying that you would take care of us on YOUR time. The thing about us in CPW and especially The Show Stoppers, we like to do things on OUR time....and that time is now. Now the funny thing about this situation we currently find ourselves in, is that you seem to have dropped something when you had your little accident *Colt and Cliff pick up the NWA South Beach Tag Team Titles*.......you just don't leave titles laying around like this, so we should take these for safekeeping. You can have these back IF you earn them.
Before introductions are made for the main event, a recap of Low Ki vs Christopher Daniels from Fall Brawl Fallout is shown along with the latest commandment from the wrestling god and South Beach GM JBL.
JBL's music hits and he walks down to the ring with the NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title, grabs the mic and says that he will be doing ring introductions and names HIMSELF guest enforcer for this match.
The guest ref, Devon Dudley comes down first to a nice pop, shakes hands with JBL, takes the belt, and goes to one corner.
Low Ki comes down next to a nice pop and quietly goes to a corner and kneels down.
Bully Ray comes down to a chorus of boos, enters the ring and flips everyone off.
"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels comes out last to the largest pop of anyone in the match, goes over to Low Ki, shakes his hand and goes into the remaining corner.
JBL does formal ring introductions for each participant and exits the ring.
Main Event: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels vs Bully Ray vs Low Ki (Guest Referee: Devon Dudley, Guest Enforcer: JBL) NWA South Beach Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match
Low Ki and Daniels quickly double team Bully Ray and send him to the outside. The former triple x members square off with each other and trade headlocks and armdrags, finishing with simultaneous dropkicks that ends in a stalemate. Daniels sends Low Ki off the ropes, telegraphs a back body drop which Low Ki counters by leapfrogging and following with a roll-up for a quick near fall. Bully Ray rushes the ring and hits a double clothesline, followed by scoop slams to both men. Ray hits the ropes and hits a big leg drop on Low Ki for a two count. Daniels backs Bully into a corner and starts lighting his chest up with chops. Low Ki joins in until Ray pushes both men back and takes Low Ki down with a right but turns into a right from Daniels. Daniels and Bully trade shots as the crowd does the clicheingly obligatory "Boo-Yay" with each shot. Daniels hits the ropes but gets laid out with a spine buster, covers and Low Ki breaks up the pin at 1. Ki starts with kicks to the body and legs. Ki clotheslines Bully over the ropes, then follows up by going to the top for a HIGH cross body to the outside as the crowd goes crazy. Ki gets back in the ring and gets met by a stiff shot to the head from Daniels, who covers with Ki kicking out at one and a half. Daniels and Ki trade shots until Daniels goes for a neckbreaker. Low Ki blocks and hooks the arms, both men now trying for a backslide. Bully rushes the ring and clotheslines Low Ki who floats over Daniels and hits a DDT! Low Ki shoots the half and manages to get a two count before Bully breaks it up as the crowd chants HOLY SHIT. Ki gets back up and starts firing rapid fire kicks at Bully. Bully is dazed now, and Ki hits a brainbuster! Ki goes up to the top....WARRIORS WAY! 1.....2...and DANIELS BREAKS IT UP! The crowd starts chanting "THIS IS AWESOME!" Bully Ray gets up and picks up a groggy Low Ki: BULLY BOMB! 1....2....AND A KICK OUT! Bully goes over to Devon and starts screaming at him telling him that he's ruining his shot at immortality. Devon just smirks and Bully says something that the network censors DEFINITELY would not approve of.
Bully Ray goes to the outside and JBL gets out of his chair. Bully picks up the chair and JBL does nothing to stop him! Bully gets in the ring with chair and hand and Devon stops him as Daniels watches with Low Ki behind him. Devon grabs the chair and hands it to Daniels while Bully Ray stands there smirking? What the hell is going on? Daniels takes a long look at Bully Ray who simply says "Phase 3". Daniels nods, turns around, AND CRACKS THE CHAIR OVER LOW-KI'S SKULL! The announcers wonder what has gotten into Daniels as the camera pans to JBL smiling and laughing! Daniels picks up a lifeless Low-Ki and hits the Last Rites followed by the Angel's Wings as Bully and Devon stand laughing and the crowd is booing. Daniels casually puts a boot on Low-Ki as Devon counts 3.
Winner and FIRST EVER NWA South Beach Heavyweight Champion: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels.
Ray and Devon hold the ropes open for JBL who enters the ring and presents Daniels with the title while Bully Ray gets a mic.
Bully Ray: ARE YOU PEOPLE SO DENSE THAT YOU COULDN'T SEE THIS COMING? Chris has been telling you Floridian F***tards that he is the FALLEN ANGEL ever since the first show, and with our illustrious General Manager being a WRESTLING GOD; that made it almost too easy to plan! *Devon pulls out a mask and puts it on* It seems that the only thing we had to do was make sure that NONE of us were in a ring at the same time unless we could control the outcome. Chris, would you like to say a few words to the sheep?
*Daniels takes the mic*
Daniels: I have said it before, and I will say it again: I am the FALLEN ANGEL sent from the heavens to become more GODLIKE in word and in deed. *Turns to JBL on one knee* My savior, I hope that my work has pleased you. All my actions have been done according to your doctrine and I am ready to reascend back into the heavens with my brothers *Bully and Devon flank Daniels and take a knee* by my side.
JBL: *laughing* Thank you my children. Everything has been done according to my commandments. *Turns to face the crowd* You see everyone; I knew when I was brought into this territory that I would never be able to grace you people with something that you do not deserve: my outstanding in ring talent. So I set forth to find people to carry out my doctrine. The three people you see in the ring before me are my UNHOLY TRINITY and will set forth to destroying anything and everything that is PURE in this territory. Now Bully, Devon, and my champion Daniels; rise as one and prepare to rule!
Devon: OH MY BROTHAS! TESTIFY!
Christmas Chaos ends with JBL and the Unholy Trinity standing in the ring with arms raised and the announcers wondering who will rise to meet them.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!
