Winter Wasteland
Jan 8, 2013 9:52:07 GMT -7
Post by howardschilling on Jan 8, 2013 9:52:07 GMT -7
The pyro goes off inside a jam packed Tampa Bay Times Forum in Tampa Florida as NWA South Beach welcomes everyone to the first ever Winter Wasteland. Before the announcers can even run down the card JBL's music hits and the GM enters the arena flanked not ONLY by his Unholy Trinity but by Bray Wyatt and Luke Gallows, The Family of NWA Entertainment, as well.
JBL: You know, sometimes I just can't believe how good life is to someone as great as me. I found three of the greatest performers in the business today to carry on my legacy, and when two assholes tried to ruin it, two of the fastest rising young stars in wrestling history took it upon themselves to help the cause and work towards building the sport of professional wrestling back to where it should be. Bray Wyatt, Luke Gallows; you are now among my favored children. Along with Daniels, Bully and Devon, you two will carry this business into the future. However, I urge you not to become complacent, there is still work that needs to be done and sinners that need to be saved; starting with those psychos Kevin Steen and Super Dragon.
Kevin Steen's music hits and the Anti-christ of professional wrestling comes out with mic in hand.
Steen: I KNEW you were too much of a pussy to let your bitches fight a fair fight JBL, and whaddaya know I was right. You went and found yourself two bayou bastards to do your dirty work instead. So I was thinking *looks pointedly at The Family*, because that's what intelligent people do, why don't Super Dragon and I kick your bible blathering crayfish craving keusters back to whatever bumfuck hole you guys crawled out of? Although frankly I REALLY don't want to see the gaping hole you crawled out of Bray, it might give me permanent nightmares and cause me to never have an erection again!
Everyone in the ring except JBL is trying to hold Bray Wyatt back.
JBL: You must have had your brains beat out long ago Kevin, because in order to insult the best young wrestler in the business today, you have to have more guts than brains. You say that you and Dragon are ready to go against my fine group of stallions, but you're so absurdly wrong it's not even close to being laughable. I regret to inform you that due to unfortunate circumstances beyond HIS control, Super Dragon got diverted and ended up landing somewhere up north...so it looks like YOU don't have a partner tonight! *Everyone in the ring starts laughing* However I'll make you a little deal: IF you manage to find a partner, you and whoever is brain damaged enough to join you will face off with Bray Wyatt and Bully Ray *Wyatt and Ray shake hands in the middle of
the ring*. However, if you cannot find a partner, you'll just have to face these two men in a handicap match!
PAC, Amazing Red, Matt Sydal and James Storm are in the back talking about ANX losing at Broken Resolutions and wondering who would be named number 1 contenders to the tag titles when Storm suggests that they have a match right now to determine it, then afterwards they can all go out for a beer on him. PAC and Red agree and both teams head to the ring.
Match Number 1: International Airborne (PAC and Amazing Red) vs. Flying While Intoxicated (Matt Sydal and James Storm). Match to determine the number one contenders to the NWA South Beach Tag Team titles.
The match BARELY gets underway when the All Night Express runs down and starts going after both teams and this match is immediately ruled a NO CONTEST. King grabs a mic as him and Rhett back up the stage.
Kenny: I don't know what you 4 idiots are thinking, but WE decide WHEN to defend OUR tag team titles and WHO we defend them against. It just so happens we've come to a decision about that very matter. At Year of the Snake, we will defend the tag team titles against a team that is more than deserving: Hallowicked and Frightmare!
As the two teams in the ring stare daggers at the ANX, the Show Stoppers of CPW, STILL carrying the South Beach tag titles come out behind ANX and Cliff Compton has a mic.
Cliff: Excuse me Kenny? WHERE did you get the idea that you had the RIGHT to defend titles that you couldn't even defend while walking out of the ring with them? WE will defend the straps against some team who is ACTUALLY worthy of competing for them, and that team is...
*WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!*
JBL cuts him off with a mic of his own! The Wrestling God walks to the middle of the entrance ramp between the nine men.
JBL: There is too much anarchy going on around here, and the ONLY people that are allowed to cause chaos in this territory are my Unholy Trinity and myself. Now as far as the matter of the tag titles goes, I can't have a tag team from another promotion holding my promotion's titles; it's bad for business. So at Year of the Snake on February 10th, the NWA South Beach Tag Team Titles will be on the line. It will be The Show Stoppers versus....The All Night Express *camera pans to ANX smiling* wait a minute I'm not done! VERSUS PAC and Amazing Red versus Matt Sydal and James Storm IN A LADDER MATCH!
Announcers: HOLY SHIT!
JBL: With any luck at Year of the Snake they'll be carrying you off like corkwood. *Cabana and Compton are screaming that Bischoff would never agree to this* You shut your damned mouths Colt and Cliff. As a matter of fact, Bischoff loved the idea of this match because that little fruitcake gets a hard-on for controversy; so don't go bother running to him. Also, since you all can't stay out of each others' way: We're going to have an 8 man tag team match: The Show Stoppers and All Night Express vs PAC, Red, Sydal and Storm; and that match starts ........NOW!
Match Number 2: The Show Stoppers and All Night Express vs Matt Sydal, James Storm, Amazing Red, and PAC
Before the bell sounds, James Storm takes his 6 pack and hands it to the announce team for safe keeping while warning them not to drink and announce. Rhett Titus starts off for his team while Matt Sydal starts off for his. Titus quickly takes control by using his power advantage and brings Sydal over to his corner, with King making the tag. Kenny makes a big show of continuing to ground Sydal while pointedly looking at his other teammates, the Show Stoppers. King eventually brings Sydal over to the corner and tries to tag into either Compton or Cabana but neither are there! The camera sees the Show Stoppers going over to retrieve the tag titles while motioning to Storm, Red, and PAC that they mean no harm, and start leaving up the ramp. King goes off after them, while PAC and Red take out Titus. King finally remembers that he's the legal man and enters the ring at the count of nine just in time see James Storm waiting on him after getting a tag from Sydal....LAST CALL! Storm tags into Red who hits a Code Red and tags into PAC who hits a 630. PAC tags into Sydal who completes the trio of aerial maneuvers with a shooting star press. A cover and a 3 count later and this one is in the books.
Winner: PAC, Amazing Red, Matt Sydal, and James Storm.
Post match the faces toast the fans with a beer and celebrate while The Show Stoppers sarcastically applaud at the top of the ramp.
Main Event: Bully Ray and Bray Wyatt vs Kevin Steen and.....will there be anybody else?
Bray Wyatt and Bully Ray enter first to a chorus of boos, and Wyatt has a mic.
Wyatt: As I travel these roads, I can't help but get to thinking that while the roster on Raw is full of sinners and malcontents; South Beach, with the exception of Father Layfield, Bishop Daniels, and Deacons Devon and Ray, is almost COMPLETELY full of sinners that need the glorious light of God to shine upon them so that they may be well and truly saved. Now on to matters at hand. Young Kevin, I have looked into your heart and seen that yours is the most sinful of all that pass through these once hallowed halls of worship but fear NOT! For with the power of Brother Gallows, and the rest of this glorious and holy alliance, we can turn you into the righteous man that I know you wish you could be! Deacon Ray and I know that you have not found someone that is willing to team up with you tonight, so come down and become one with the lord. Otherwise, I am afraid that you will meet the same fate as my dear daddy and burn....
Kevin comes out with a mic in hand, presumably to explain whether he has found a partner, or maybe this has become a talk show now, who knows?
Steen: Bray, I might not believe in your methods, but you may have done some good with your words. You see, because of my travel schedule I've developed a touch of insomnia these days, and I'll be damned or saved or whatever the hell it is you want me to be; but while listening to all the nonsensical bullshit you were spewing on the way to the ring, I fell asleep! You sir have done something that only people that create slideshows for the military have been able to do: CURE INSOMNIA! Now why don't we bring out my first guest, because I have been able to find a partner. This man and I are a lot alike, but we're also really different. You see, we're both tough sons of bitches; but while I'm a big dick from Quebec, he's just simply a Kentucky Gentlemen. Together, we have an idea for some Revolutionary Destruction. Ladies and Gentlemen, my tag team partner is CHUCK TAYLOR!
Wyatt and Ray look horror struck that Steen was able to find such a formidable replacement for Dragon as Steen and Taylor rush the ring.
This was a back and forth match with neither side gaining much of an advantage. Late in the match Taylor tries for the Awful Waffle on Wyatt when Luke Gallows and Devon come through the crowd from one side of the arena and distract the ref while Daniels grabs Taylor and hits the Angel's Wings! Devon, Gallows and Daniels occupy Steen long enough for Wyatt to cover Taylor for the three count as a car is shown pulling up outside, ITS SUPER DRAGON!
Winners: Bray Wyatt and Bully Ray
Post match the 5 members of this unholy alliance start laying the beat down on Kevin Steen and Chuck Taylor. The Revolution's music hits, and out comes Kyle O'Reilly and Super Dragon! They manage to take out Devon and Gallows before the numbers game catches up to them as well. The crowd starts chanting for Low Ki as the beatdown continues. All of a sudden the lights go out and the voice of a tortured soul fills the arena.
Voice: Daniels, long ago you cast me into the pits of hell. In order to leave I was broken down to my very core, killed and resurrected. Soon you will see the consequences of your actions for I will come alive again.
The lights come back on and RICHIE STEAMBOAT is in the ring and he's got a chair! Steamboat goes after Daniels first and cracks the chair over his skull. Steamboat goes to the top rope and comes off with a flying crossbody onto Bully...who catches him. Bully's looking for a fallaway slam but gets attacked by Dragon! The five faces clear the ring and the unholy alliance backs up the ramp looking scared, none more so than Daniels. What the hell is going on? Was Steamboat the person who was talking? Why is Richie Steamboat involved in this? Winter Wasteland goes off the air with more questions raised than answered. See you on February 3rd for NWA South Beach's last event before NWA Year of the Snake!
JBL: You know, sometimes I just can't believe how good life is to someone as great as me. I found three of the greatest performers in the business today to carry on my legacy, and when two assholes tried to ruin it, two of the fastest rising young stars in wrestling history took it upon themselves to help the cause and work towards building the sport of professional wrestling back to where it should be. Bray Wyatt, Luke Gallows; you are now among my favored children. Along with Daniels, Bully and Devon, you two will carry this business into the future. However, I urge you not to become complacent, there is still work that needs to be done and sinners that need to be saved; starting with those psychos Kevin Steen and Super Dragon.
Kevin Steen's music hits and the Anti-christ of professional wrestling comes out with mic in hand.
Steen: I KNEW you were too much of a pussy to let your bitches fight a fair fight JBL, and whaddaya know I was right. You went and found yourself two bayou bastards to do your dirty work instead. So I was thinking *looks pointedly at The Family*, because that's what intelligent people do, why don't Super Dragon and I kick your bible blathering crayfish craving keusters back to whatever bumfuck hole you guys crawled out of? Although frankly I REALLY don't want to see the gaping hole you crawled out of Bray, it might give me permanent nightmares and cause me to never have an erection again!
Everyone in the ring except JBL is trying to hold Bray Wyatt back.
JBL: You must have had your brains beat out long ago Kevin, because in order to insult the best young wrestler in the business today, you have to have more guts than brains. You say that you and Dragon are ready to go against my fine group of stallions, but you're so absurdly wrong it's not even close to being laughable. I regret to inform you that due to unfortunate circumstances beyond HIS control, Super Dragon got diverted and ended up landing somewhere up north...so it looks like YOU don't have a partner tonight! *Everyone in the ring starts laughing* However I'll make you a little deal: IF you manage to find a partner, you and whoever is brain damaged enough to join you will face off with Bray Wyatt and Bully Ray *Wyatt and Ray shake hands in the middle of
the ring*. However, if you cannot find a partner, you'll just have to face these two men in a handicap match!
PAC, Amazing Red, Matt Sydal and James Storm are in the back talking about ANX losing at Broken Resolutions and wondering who would be named number 1 contenders to the tag titles when Storm suggests that they have a match right now to determine it, then afterwards they can all go out for a beer on him. PAC and Red agree and both teams head to the ring.
Match Number 1: International Airborne (PAC and Amazing Red) vs. Flying While Intoxicated (Matt Sydal and James Storm). Match to determine the number one contenders to the NWA South Beach Tag Team titles.
The match BARELY gets underway when the All Night Express runs down and starts going after both teams and this match is immediately ruled a NO CONTEST. King grabs a mic as him and Rhett back up the stage.
Kenny: I don't know what you 4 idiots are thinking, but WE decide WHEN to defend OUR tag team titles and WHO we defend them against. It just so happens we've come to a decision about that very matter. At Year of the Snake, we will defend the tag team titles against a team that is more than deserving: Hallowicked and Frightmare!
As the two teams in the ring stare daggers at the ANX, the Show Stoppers of CPW, STILL carrying the South Beach tag titles come out behind ANX and Cliff Compton has a mic.
Cliff: Excuse me Kenny? WHERE did you get the idea that you had the RIGHT to defend titles that you couldn't even defend while walking out of the ring with them? WE will defend the straps against some team who is ACTUALLY worthy of competing for them, and that team is...
*WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!*
JBL cuts him off with a mic of his own! The Wrestling God walks to the middle of the entrance ramp between the nine men.
JBL: There is too much anarchy going on around here, and the ONLY people that are allowed to cause chaos in this territory are my Unholy Trinity and myself. Now as far as the matter of the tag titles goes, I can't have a tag team from another promotion holding my promotion's titles; it's bad for business. So at Year of the Snake on February 10th, the NWA South Beach Tag Team Titles will be on the line. It will be The Show Stoppers versus....The All Night Express *camera pans to ANX smiling* wait a minute I'm not done! VERSUS PAC and Amazing Red versus Matt Sydal and James Storm IN A LADDER MATCH!
Announcers: HOLY SHIT!
JBL: With any luck at Year of the Snake they'll be carrying you off like corkwood. *Cabana and Compton are screaming that Bischoff would never agree to this* You shut your damned mouths Colt and Cliff. As a matter of fact, Bischoff loved the idea of this match because that little fruitcake gets a hard-on for controversy; so don't go bother running to him. Also, since you all can't stay out of each others' way: We're going to have an 8 man tag team match: The Show Stoppers and All Night Express vs PAC, Red, Sydal and Storm; and that match starts ........NOW!
Match Number 2: The Show Stoppers and All Night Express vs Matt Sydal, James Storm, Amazing Red, and PAC
Before the bell sounds, James Storm takes his 6 pack and hands it to the announce team for safe keeping while warning them not to drink and announce. Rhett Titus starts off for his team while Matt Sydal starts off for his. Titus quickly takes control by using his power advantage and brings Sydal over to his corner, with King making the tag. Kenny makes a big show of continuing to ground Sydal while pointedly looking at his other teammates, the Show Stoppers. King eventually brings Sydal over to the corner and tries to tag into either Compton or Cabana but neither are there! The camera sees the Show Stoppers going over to retrieve the tag titles while motioning to Storm, Red, and PAC that they mean no harm, and start leaving up the ramp. King goes off after them, while PAC and Red take out Titus. King finally remembers that he's the legal man and enters the ring at the count of nine just in time see James Storm waiting on him after getting a tag from Sydal....LAST CALL! Storm tags into Red who hits a Code Red and tags into PAC who hits a 630. PAC tags into Sydal who completes the trio of aerial maneuvers with a shooting star press. A cover and a 3 count later and this one is in the books.
Winner: PAC, Amazing Red, Matt Sydal, and James Storm.
Post match the faces toast the fans with a beer and celebrate while The Show Stoppers sarcastically applaud at the top of the ramp.
Main Event: Bully Ray and Bray Wyatt vs Kevin Steen and.....will there be anybody else?
Bray Wyatt and Bully Ray enter first to a chorus of boos, and Wyatt has a mic.
Wyatt: As I travel these roads, I can't help but get to thinking that while the roster on Raw is full of sinners and malcontents; South Beach, with the exception of Father Layfield, Bishop Daniels, and Deacons Devon and Ray, is almost COMPLETELY full of sinners that need the glorious light of God to shine upon them so that they may be well and truly saved. Now on to matters at hand. Young Kevin, I have looked into your heart and seen that yours is the most sinful of all that pass through these once hallowed halls of worship but fear NOT! For with the power of Brother Gallows, and the rest of this glorious and holy alliance, we can turn you into the righteous man that I know you wish you could be! Deacon Ray and I know that you have not found someone that is willing to team up with you tonight, so come down and become one with the lord. Otherwise, I am afraid that you will meet the same fate as my dear daddy and burn....
Kevin comes out with a mic in hand, presumably to explain whether he has found a partner, or maybe this has become a talk show now, who knows?
Steen: Bray, I might not believe in your methods, but you may have done some good with your words. You see, because of my travel schedule I've developed a touch of insomnia these days, and I'll be damned or saved or whatever the hell it is you want me to be; but while listening to all the nonsensical bullshit you were spewing on the way to the ring, I fell asleep! You sir have done something that only people that create slideshows for the military have been able to do: CURE INSOMNIA! Now why don't we bring out my first guest, because I have been able to find a partner. This man and I are a lot alike, but we're also really different. You see, we're both tough sons of bitches; but while I'm a big dick from Quebec, he's just simply a Kentucky Gentlemen. Together, we have an idea for some Revolutionary Destruction. Ladies and Gentlemen, my tag team partner is CHUCK TAYLOR!
Wyatt and Ray look horror struck that Steen was able to find such a formidable replacement for Dragon as Steen and Taylor rush the ring.
This was a back and forth match with neither side gaining much of an advantage. Late in the match Taylor tries for the Awful Waffle on Wyatt when Luke Gallows and Devon come through the crowd from one side of the arena and distract the ref while Daniels grabs Taylor and hits the Angel's Wings! Devon, Gallows and Daniels occupy Steen long enough for Wyatt to cover Taylor for the three count as a car is shown pulling up outside, ITS SUPER DRAGON!
Winners: Bray Wyatt and Bully Ray
Post match the 5 members of this unholy alliance start laying the beat down on Kevin Steen and Chuck Taylor. The Revolution's music hits, and out comes Kyle O'Reilly and Super Dragon! They manage to take out Devon and Gallows before the numbers game catches up to them as well. The crowd starts chanting for Low Ki as the beatdown continues. All of a sudden the lights go out and the voice of a tortured soul fills the arena.
Voice: Daniels, long ago you cast me into the pits of hell. In order to leave I was broken down to my very core, killed and resurrected. Soon you will see the consequences of your actions for I will come alive again.
The lights come back on and RICHIE STEAMBOAT is in the ring and he's got a chair! Steamboat goes after Daniels first and cracks the chair over his skull. Steamboat goes to the top rope and comes off with a flying crossbody onto Bully...who catches him. Bully's looking for a fallaway slam but gets attacked by Dragon! The five faces clear the ring and the unholy alliance backs up the ramp looking scared, none more so than Daniels. What the hell is going on? Was Steamboat the person who was talking? Why is Richie Steamboat involved in this? Winter Wasteland goes off the air with more questions raised than answered. See you on February 3rd for NWA South Beach's last event before NWA Year of the Snake!
