"Monday Night WAR" Results 02/11/13
Feb 13, 2013 21:58:30 GMT -7
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NWA ATTITUDE PRESENTS
"MONDAY NIGHT WAR"
LOCATION: The Wolstein Center, Cleveland, OH
BROADCAST TEAM: Jim Ross & Mick Foley
EVENT DATE: February 11, 2013 (Taped 02/10/13)
We kick off the show with our opening montage, and then head down to the announcer's table, where we are greeted by Good Ol' J.R. and his commentary partner Mick Foley.
Jim Ross:
Folks, welcome to Monday Night WAR! We're at the Wolstein Center...
Mick Foley:
Located in the fine city of Cleveland, OH!
Cue the cheap pop, as Foley looks around grinning his toothless smile.
Jim Ross:
That's right, Mick, we're here in the heart of Cleveland, and business is about to pick up here as we thank you for once again welcoming us into your homes, and boy, do we got one Hell of a six man tag match coming up in the main event tonight Mick!?
Mick Foley:
And you know, I'm looking forward to that as well. It'll be featuring three upstanding citizens in Teddy Hart, Chris Dickinson, and the ever jingoistic Alex Koslov taking on Delirious, BJ Whitmer, and a guy I think needs to be taken down a peg in Joey Mercury.
Jim Ross:
Now, Mick, I know you're a little crazy, but ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? Did you just call that damn Teddy Hart an "upstanding citizen"? He and that jezebel Jenna Morasca can go straight to Hell for all I care! As for Chris Dickinson, he's about as sinister and diabolical as they come, and he'd probably like it in Hell. And you wanna talk about somebody who needs taken down a peg, look no further than Alex Koslov, who last had a little case of the limber tail after getting tossed on his ass like a ragdoll in front of that capacity crowd, who happened to love it, I might add!
Mick Foley:
Listen, I just think these guys are a little misunderstood.
J.R. scoffs.
Jim Ross:
Good God almighty, Mick, what's there to misunderstand about a sicko like Ted Hart attacking Delirious with a pair of cutting sheers? Can you explain that to me, please!?
Mick Foley:
Listen, J.R., when you're in there with a psychopath like Delirious, sometimes you have to resort to drastic measures. I blame it on the doctors in the back who keep clearing Delirious to work, when he is clearly not sound of mind and could seriously injure a real athlete like Teddy Hart. And as for Chris Dickinson, I may not fall in line with everything he does and says, but he's worked as hard as anyone and he just tells it how it is and does what needs to get done, and I can respect that.
Jim Ross:
Well I certainly can't respect a man who blatantly attacks his opponents with foreign objects, getting himself deliberately disqualified, and spews vile, hideous things at these good, hard working people and berates them with his trash talk! I just don't like it, Mick, and I hope BJ Whitmer gets his hands on him tonight and rips him a new one!
Mick Foley:
I like what BJ Whitmer has to say and I think he's a talented guy, but he picked a pretty steep fight when he stuck his nose in Dickinson's business.
Jim Ross:
BJ Whitmer is about as tough as a $2 steak and while he may have more guts than brains, he's sure as Hell got more than enough fight in him to take down that sick son of a bitch Dickinson! I tell you what, folks, you might wanna put the women and children to bed before this one, because it's going to get bowling shoe ugly here in the Rust Belt! In any event, up next we've got a red hot opener, as that scrappy Josh Prohibition takes on the technically sound British stand out known as Kenneth Cameron!
Mick Foley:
Oh yeah! As they say here in TV land, don't touch that dial! We're heading to the ring now!
We take a wide shot of the ring, before heading to the entry way for the intros.
Josh Prohibition vs. Kenneth Cameron
Cameron was trying to utilize his size advantage as much as possible here tonight, maintaining a cocky demeanor throughout and showing Prohibition little to no respect with his gestures and underhanded tactics. Cameron made the mistake of not covering Prohibition after a big Spinning Back Suplex near the end of the contest and that cost him. Prohibition would catch Cameron with a quick kick to the head from his back, before getting up and nailing a Running Lariat, followed by a quick Seated Lariat to the Englishman, from which he transitioned into a leg hooking pinning combination to get the victory!
Jim Ross:
I tell you what, Mick, you can't even blink in the ring with that Prohibition! He's quicker than a hiccup and hits like a ton of bricks!
Mick Foley:
Cameron just showed a lack of experience I think in failing to capitalize, and no matter how hard Prohibition hit him tonight, I have a sneaking suspicion that it's his ego that's bruised the most after that contest.
Christian York vs. "The Suburban Ninja" Facade vs. Kenny Omega
This match had some botched spots and it's sloppy moments, but for the most part was a crowd pleasing affair. York was making his debut here and showed he has some solid skills, but needs to get a little more crisp in his execution. Kenny Omega, on the other hand, was very crisp, and also had the fans behind him due to his interaction and theatrics, which are unorthodox but seem to work for him. Facade is a fan favorite and hit some big moves here, but he's a little too fast and loose and it caught up with him, as he missed a big Quebrada attempted and ended up taking a Step-Up Enzuigiri, followed by the Croyt's Wrath, which had the fans on their feet big time for the impact, and Omega got a solid win out of it.
Jim Ross:
Sometimes watching Kenny Omega, I think the kid's about as goofy as a pet coon, but I tell ya what, Mick, he sure is effective! Call that move what you want there at the end, but he dropped the Ninja right on his head and got the "W"!
Mick Foley:
He calls that move the Croyt's Wrath, Jim, and it's one of the more high impact finishers I've seen in a long time. He's in there and having fun, and he's obviously a student of the game, which I suspect is going to take him a long way if he keeps winning matches like that.
Ricochet vs. "The Punk Rock Pariah" Shannon Moore
Moore saw a big opportunity here in facing Ricochet, a former World champion who is hot off a loss to one of his best friends in Shane Helms, and was ultra-aggressive throughout. Moore would find that Ricochet deserves all of his accolades, however, and is a very versatile fighter, as Ricochet would combat Moore's relentless assault with punishing kicks and grounded holds, wearing him down for his second-to-none aerial offense, which were the key to Moore's demise, in the end. Ricochet managed to come off the top with his 630 Senton after nailing a big Headlock Driver, scoring the three count for the win!
Jim Ross:
From where I'm sitting, Mick, this Ricochet has unlimited potential! The sky is the limit! I think he might be the next Jeff Hardy with high flyin' like that!
Mick Foley:
He certainly showed the malleability of gravity, as he bends the air at will and completely demolishes his opponents. He's held the Junior Heavyweight championship of the World once, and I'm not so sure he's done with that title after athletic displays like that. Kudos to Shannon Moore, though, who really gave him a run for his money, showing a nice little mean streak tonight.
Spanky vs. Kid Kash
Kid Kash was making his debut here tonight, and he wanted to make it at the expense of one of the true cornerstones of this company in Spanky. Spanky knows the reputation of Kash, who is very fast and hits very hard, but felt despite the fact that Kash has great technical skills that he could really best him in that aspect of the game. Spanky and Kash would chain wrestle a good portion of this match, showing amazing reversals and twisting and stretching each other in some truly torturous holds, and it became apparent that this match could be cut right down the middle as far as advantages went. It really could have went either way throughout. Kash would gain the upper hand near the end, laying into Spanky with brutal crossface punches and dropping him with a skull crushing Brainbuster, but Spanky wouldn't die. Spanky would reverse his Powerbomb attempt with what J.R. referred to as "piston-like" right hands, spending Kash back into the corner. Spanky would execute a Wall Flip Kick to Kash's chest in the corner, but Kash would storm out of the corner with a brutal Lariat, sending Spanky inside out. From there, Kash goes to the middle turnbuckle, leaping and twisting, trying execute a Moonsault, but Spanky caught him with knees to the gut! Spanky would head to the top after that, Kash holding his midsection in agony, allowing Spanky to come crashing down on top of him with a Shooting Star Press, and it's all over! The fans absolutely loved this match, showing a lot of respect for both men afterwards.
Jim Ross:
Is there anything those two men can't do in the ring? From the catch-as-catch-can style to the high flyin' flips, what a display of athleticism!
Mick Foley:
Spanky and Kid Kash are both guys that I've had my eye on for years, and they've put in their time all over the world. These Cleveland fans are very lucky to have two stars of their caliber here putting on clinics such as that, as that's about as exciting as it gets.
Chris Sabin vs. Billy Kidman
Billy Kidman showed the world last week that he's here in NWA Attitude to be a winner, taking Derrick Bateman to the "woodshed" as J.R. mentioned on commentary, and tonight he showed the same kind of fire, trying to spoil Chris Sabin's debut. Chris Sabin came into this match with what some would consider a bad attitude, but Mick Foley was apparently impressed with what he was doing, using whatever dirty rotten tactics he could to keep Kidman down and berate him, showing that he just that much faster than Kidman at this point in the process. Kidman, though, showed his heart and his hard hitting ability, catching Sabin with a massive Dropkick as a reversal to a Springboard Crossbody attack. Kidman would go looking for his Blue Thunder again, but Sabin would flip over it and roll Kidman up with a Prawn Hold, grabbing the tights in the process to get the three count! Kidman is livid afterwards, and gets flipped the bird from Sabin, who heads to the back laughing, obviously very pleased with himself.
Jim Ross:
That damn Chris Sabin! Showing all the integrity of a used-card salesman here tonight, stealing a win from the workmanlike Billy Kidman! I hope Kidman gets another chance to stomp a mudhole in that jerk and walk it dry!
Mick Foley:
Listen, Jim, Chris Sabin is just doing what it takes to set himself apart. He's been held back for a long time and he's not happy about it, and I'm sure he blames guys like Billy Kidman for that, guys who can't accept that their time in the spotlight is over and need to step to the side.
Jim Ross:
Oh, that's a load of horse crap if I've ever heard one, Mick! He's as a yellow as a taxi cab, and he has no business in the ring! It's a damn disgrace!
"The Hurricane" Shane Helms vs. "The Middle Eastern Nightmare" Sheik Abdul Bashir
These guys have a fairly basic opening, as they trade wristlocks and headlocks, Helms showing a good amount of fire and getting the fans behind him as he put Bashir on his back hard. Bashir would withstand some hard forearm shots two the back and shoot kicks to his thighs, grounding him, before catching Helms with a pretty blatant low blow. Slick Johnson would warn Bashir, but "The Middle Eastern Nightmare" wasn't paying attention, as he was doing something else... Helms is up, holding his nether regions, when OH! Bashir throws a fireball in his eyes! The referee calls for the bell as Helms holds his face on the mat!
Jim Ross:
OH MY GAWD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! HELMS IS ON FIRE! CALL 9-1-1! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! GET SOME PARAMEDICS TO THE SCENE! THAT SON OF A BITCH! THE SHEIK! THE SHEIK! HE HAS SET SHANE HELMS ON FIRE! DAMN YOU TO HELL, SHEIK! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Mick Foley:
Oh man, that was awesome! I've been on a fire a thousand times, and I don't like it happening to me personally, but that was great! Classic stuff! The old fireball to the face, man! Oh, he lays out of the ref!
Jim Ross:
THIS IS HEINOUS! THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE! SHANE HELMS COULD BE SCARRED FOR LIFE AFTER TAKING A FIREBALL STRAIGHT FROM HELL RIGHT TO THE EYE BALLS! THIS SHEIK SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS!
Bashir grabs a microphone as the fans are going crazy with boos, the referee and Helms both down and medics hitting the scene.
Sheik Abdul Bashir:
Is this your hero, Cleveland? Is this the man you wanted to see? You all boo me, and I cherish it, because I am NOTHING LIKE YOU! I am aware... I am conscious of the world around me, of the travesties that all of you let happen... that you all should be held accountable for! So, to hit you where it hurts, you redneck good for nothings, I just sentenced your idol to burn! You can all kiss my ass, because you all brought this on yourselves!
Bashir drops the mic and heads off as he leaves the fans in a frenzy!
Jim Ross:
These fans could be in a riot, and I wouldn't blame them! This dirtbag, this FIEND, HE'S GONE TOO FAR, MICK! HE'S GONE TOO FAR!
Mick Foley:
Something tells me, Jim, that he's willing to go farther than this, and you know what? Maybe he's got a point.
Jim Ross:
Oh, maybe you should go kiss his ass, then, Mick! That bastard!
After everything settles, we head to the main event.
"The King of Controversy" Teddy Hart w/ Jenna Morasca, "The Death Machine" Chris Dickinson, "The Russian Hooligan" Alex Koslov vs. Delirious, "The Kentucky Crippler" BJ Whitmer, Joey Mercury w/ Jamie Keyes
This was a massive brawl with very little structure, as Morasca would distract the referee a number of times early and create three on one situations for both Delirious and Joey Mercury, causing Keyes to grab her off the apron and cause a cat fight on the outside, which got the fans going in a good way! This would break into a tornado style match, as Whitmer stormed in and started kicking and chopping every opponent, sending them all down! Eventually, it was just him and Dickinson in the ring together, and those two had a brutal chop and kick battle that sent "echoes throughout the arena", as J.R. put it. Whitmer would eventually get the better of it, sending Dickinson to the outside after a big Rolling Elbow! Whitmer would then dive out onto Teddy Hart, who was once again trying to rip off Delirious' mask and reopen the wound he caused last week. Whitmer sends Hart back into the ring and nails him with a Yakuza Kick, causing him to back flip right onto his face! Delirious heads up top and flies off as Hart tries to get back up to his feet, soaring through the air with grace and smashing on top of Hart's back with the "SHADOWS OVER HELL! SHADOWS OVER HELL!" It's all over for there!
Jim Ross:
Revenge is a dish best served cold, folks, and Teddy Hart just swallowed a big mouthful of it! Atta boy, B.J., you give 'em Hell!
Whitmer runs off Dickinson, Morasca, and Koslov with a steel chair, putting a short stop to any aspirations they might have had of extracting some revenge.
Jim Ross:
We'll see you next week here on Monday Night WAR!
Mick Foley:
Have a nice day!
"MONDAY NIGHT WAR"
LOCATION: The Wolstein Center, Cleveland, OH
BROADCAST TEAM: Jim Ross & Mick Foley
EVENT DATE: February 11, 2013 (Taped 02/10/13)
We kick off the show with our opening montage, and then head down to the announcer's table, where we are greeted by Good Ol' J.R. and his commentary partner Mick Foley.
Jim Ross:
Folks, welcome to Monday Night WAR! We're at the Wolstein Center...
Mick Foley:
Located in the fine city of Cleveland, OH!
Cue the cheap pop, as Foley looks around grinning his toothless smile.
Jim Ross:
That's right, Mick, we're here in the heart of Cleveland, and business is about to pick up here as we thank you for once again welcoming us into your homes, and boy, do we got one Hell of a six man tag match coming up in the main event tonight Mick!?
Mick Foley:
And you know, I'm looking forward to that as well. It'll be featuring three upstanding citizens in Teddy Hart, Chris Dickinson, and the ever jingoistic Alex Koslov taking on Delirious, BJ Whitmer, and a guy I think needs to be taken down a peg in Joey Mercury.
Jim Ross:
Now, Mick, I know you're a little crazy, but ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? Did you just call that damn Teddy Hart an "upstanding citizen"? He and that jezebel Jenna Morasca can go straight to Hell for all I care! As for Chris Dickinson, he's about as sinister and diabolical as they come, and he'd probably like it in Hell. And you wanna talk about somebody who needs taken down a peg, look no further than Alex Koslov, who last had a little case of the limber tail after getting tossed on his ass like a ragdoll in front of that capacity crowd, who happened to love it, I might add!
Mick Foley:
Listen, I just think these guys are a little misunderstood.
J.R. scoffs.
Jim Ross:
Good God almighty, Mick, what's there to misunderstand about a sicko like Ted Hart attacking Delirious with a pair of cutting sheers? Can you explain that to me, please!?
Mick Foley:
Listen, J.R., when you're in there with a psychopath like Delirious, sometimes you have to resort to drastic measures. I blame it on the doctors in the back who keep clearing Delirious to work, when he is clearly not sound of mind and could seriously injure a real athlete like Teddy Hart. And as for Chris Dickinson, I may not fall in line with everything he does and says, but he's worked as hard as anyone and he just tells it how it is and does what needs to get done, and I can respect that.
Jim Ross:
Well I certainly can't respect a man who blatantly attacks his opponents with foreign objects, getting himself deliberately disqualified, and spews vile, hideous things at these good, hard working people and berates them with his trash talk! I just don't like it, Mick, and I hope BJ Whitmer gets his hands on him tonight and rips him a new one!
Mick Foley:
I like what BJ Whitmer has to say and I think he's a talented guy, but he picked a pretty steep fight when he stuck his nose in Dickinson's business.
Jim Ross:
BJ Whitmer is about as tough as a $2 steak and while he may have more guts than brains, he's sure as Hell got more than enough fight in him to take down that sick son of a bitch Dickinson! I tell you what, folks, you might wanna put the women and children to bed before this one, because it's going to get bowling shoe ugly here in the Rust Belt! In any event, up next we've got a red hot opener, as that scrappy Josh Prohibition takes on the technically sound British stand out known as Kenneth Cameron!
Mick Foley:
Oh yeah! As they say here in TV land, don't touch that dial! We're heading to the ring now!
We take a wide shot of the ring, before heading to the entry way for the intros.
Josh Prohibition vs. Kenneth Cameron
Cameron was trying to utilize his size advantage as much as possible here tonight, maintaining a cocky demeanor throughout and showing Prohibition little to no respect with his gestures and underhanded tactics. Cameron made the mistake of not covering Prohibition after a big Spinning Back Suplex near the end of the contest and that cost him. Prohibition would catch Cameron with a quick kick to the head from his back, before getting up and nailing a Running Lariat, followed by a quick Seated Lariat to the Englishman, from which he transitioned into a leg hooking pinning combination to get the victory!
Jim Ross:
I tell you what, Mick, you can't even blink in the ring with that Prohibition! He's quicker than a hiccup and hits like a ton of bricks!
Mick Foley:
Cameron just showed a lack of experience I think in failing to capitalize, and no matter how hard Prohibition hit him tonight, I have a sneaking suspicion that it's his ego that's bruised the most after that contest.
Christian York vs. "The Suburban Ninja" Facade vs. Kenny Omega
This match had some botched spots and it's sloppy moments, but for the most part was a crowd pleasing affair. York was making his debut here and showed he has some solid skills, but needs to get a little more crisp in his execution. Kenny Omega, on the other hand, was very crisp, and also had the fans behind him due to his interaction and theatrics, which are unorthodox but seem to work for him. Facade is a fan favorite and hit some big moves here, but he's a little too fast and loose and it caught up with him, as he missed a big Quebrada attempted and ended up taking a Step-Up Enzuigiri, followed by the Croyt's Wrath, which had the fans on their feet big time for the impact, and Omega got a solid win out of it.
Jim Ross:
Sometimes watching Kenny Omega, I think the kid's about as goofy as a pet coon, but I tell ya what, Mick, he sure is effective! Call that move what you want there at the end, but he dropped the Ninja right on his head and got the "W"!
Mick Foley:
He calls that move the Croyt's Wrath, Jim, and it's one of the more high impact finishers I've seen in a long time. He's in there and having fun, and he's obviously a student of the game, which I suspect is going to take him a long way if he keeps winning matches like that.
Ricochet vs. "The Punk Rock Pariah" Shannon Moore
Moore saw a big opportunity here in facing Ricochet, a former World champion who is hot off a loss to one of his best friends in Shane Helms, and was ultra-aggressive throughout. Moore would find that Ricochet deserves all of his accolades, however, and is a very versatile fighter, as Ricochet would combat Moore's relentless assault with punishing kicks and grounded holds, wearing him down for his second-to-none aerial offense, which were the key to Moore's demise, in the end. Ricochet managed to come off the top with his 630 Senton after nailing a big Headlock Driver, scoring the three count for the win!
Jim Ross:
From where I'm sitting, Mick, this Ricochet has unlimited potential! The sky is the limit! I think he might be the next Jeff Hardy with high flyin' like that!
Mick Foley:
He certainly showed the malleability of gravity, as he bends the air at will and completely demolishes his opponents. He's held the Junior Heavyweight championship of the World once, and I'm not so sure he's done with that title after athletic displays like that. Kudos to Shannon Moore, though, who really gave him a run for his money, showing a nice little mean streak tonight.
Spanky vs. Kid Kash
Kid Kash was making his debut here tonight, and he wanted to make it at the expense of one of the true cornerstones of this company in Spanky. Spanky knows the reputation of Kash, who is very fast and hits very hard, but felt despite the fact that Kash has great technical skills that he could really best him in that aspect of the game. Spanky and Kash would chain wrestle a good portion of this match, showing amazing reversals and twisting and stretching each other in some truly torturous holds, and it became apparent that this match could be cut right down the middle as far as advantages went. It really could have went either way throughout. Kash would gain the upper hand near the end, laying into Spanky with brutal crossface punches and dropping him with a skull crushing Brainbuster, but Spanky wouldn't die. Spanky would reverse his Powerbomb attempt with what J.R. referred to as "piston-like" right hands, spending Kash back into the corner. Spanky would execute a Wall Flip Kick to Kash's chest in the corner, but Kash would storm out of the corner with a brutal Lariat, sending Spanky inside out. From there, Kash goes to the middle turnbuckle, leaping and twisting, trying execute a Moonsault, but Spanky caught him with knees to the gut! Spanky would head to the top after that, Kash holding his midsection in agony, allowing Spanky to come crashing down on top of him with a Shooting Star Press, and it's all over! The fans absolutely loved this match, showing a lot of respect for both men afterwards.
Jim Ross:
Is there anything those two men can't do in the ring? From the catch-as-catch-can style to the high flyin' flips, what a display of athleticism!
Mick Foley:
Spanky and Kid Kash are both guys that I've had my eye on for years, and they've put in their time all over the world. These Cleveland fans are very lucky to have two stars of their caliber here putting on clinics such as that, as that's about as exciting as it gets.
Chris Sabin vs. Billy Kidman
Billy Kidman showed the world last week that he's here in NWA Attitude to be a winner, taking Derrick Bateman to the "woodshed" as J.R. mentioned on commentary, and tonight he showed the same kind of fire, trying to spoil Chris Sabin's debut. Chris Sabin came into this match with what some would consider a bad attitude, but Mick Foley was apparently impressed with what he was doing, using whatever dirty rotten tactics he could to keep Kidman down and berate him, showing that he just that much faster than Kidman at this point in the process. Kidman, though, showed his heart and his hard hitting ability, catching Sabin with a massive Dropkick as a reversal to a Springboard Crossbody attack. Kidman would go looking for his Blue Thunder again, but Sabin would flip over it and roll Kidman up with a Prawn Hold, grabbing the tights in the process to get the three count! Kidman is livid afterwards, and gets flipped the bird from Sabin, who heads to the back laughing, obviously very pleased with himself.
Jim Ross:
That damn Chris Sabin! Showing all the integrity of a used-card salesman here tonight, stealing a win from the workmanlike Billy Kidman! I hope Kidman gets another chance to stomp a mudhole in that jerk and walk it dry!
Mick Foley:
Listen, Jim, Chris Sabin is just doing what it takes to set himself apart. He's been held back for a long time and he's not happy about it, and I'm sure he blames guys like Billy Kidman for that, guys who can't accept that their time in the spotlight is over and need to step to the side.
Jim Ross:
Oh, that's a load of horse crap if I've ever heard one, Mick! He's as a yellow as a taxi cab, and he has no business in the ring! It's a damn disgrace!
"The Hurricane" Shane Helms vs. "The Middle Eastern Nightmare" Sheik Abdul Bashir
These guys have a fairly basic opening, as they trade wristlocks and headlocks, Helms showing a good amount of fire and getting the fans behind him as he put Bashir on his back hard. Bashir would withstand some hard forearm shots two the back and shoot kicks to his thighs, grounding him, before catching Helms with a pretty blatant low blow. Slick Johnson would warn Bashir, but "The Middle Eastern Nightmare" wasn't paying attention, as he was doing something else... Helms is up, holding his nether regions, when OH! Bashir throws a fireball in his eyes! The referee calls for the bell as Helms holds his face on the mat!
Jim Ross:
OH MY GAWD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! HELMS IS ON FIRE! CALL 9-1-1! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! GET SOME PARAMEDICS TO THE SCENE! THAT SON OF A BITCH! THE SHEIK! THE SHEIK! HE HAS SET SHANE HELMS ON FIRE! DAMN YOU TO HELL, SHEIK! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Mick Foley:
Oh man, that was awesome! I've been on a fire a thousand times, and I don't like it happening to me personally, but that was great! Classic stuff! The old fireball to the face, man! Oh, he lays out of the ref!
Jim Ross:
THIS IS HEINOUS! THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE! SHANE HELMS COULD BE SCARRED FOR LIFE AFTER TAKING A FIREBALL STRAIGHT FROM HELL RIGHT TO THE EYE BALLS! THIS SHEIK SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS!
Bashir grabs a microphone as the fans are going crazy with boos, the referee and Helms both down and medics hitting the scene.
Sheik Abdul Bashir:
Is this your hero, Cleveland? Is this the man you wanted to see? You all boo me, and I cherish it, because I am NOTHING LIKE YOU! I am aware... I am conscious of the world around me, of the travesties that all of you let happen... that you all should be held accountable for! So, to hit you where it hurts, you redneck good for nothings, I just sentenced your idol to burn! You can all kiss my ass, because you all brought this on yourselves!
Bashir drops the mic and heads off as he leaves the fans in a frenzy!
Jim Ross:
These fans could be in a riot, and I wouldn't blame them! This dirtbag, this FIEND, HE'S GONE TOO FAR, MICK! HE'S GONE TOO FAR!
Mick Foley:
Something tells me, Jim, that he's willing to go farther than this, and you know what? Maybe he's got a point.
Jim Ross:
Oh, maybe you should go kiss his ass, then, Mick! That bastard!
After everything settles, we head to the main event.
"The King of Controversy" Teddy Hart w/ Jenna Morasca, "The Death Machine" Chris Dickinson, "The Russian Hooligan" Alex Koslov vs. Delirious, "The Kentucky Crippler" BJ Whitmer, Joey Mercury w/ Jamie Keyes
This was a massive brawl with very little structure, as Morasca would distract the referee a number of times early and create three on one situations for both Delirious and Joey Mercury, causing Keyes to grab her off the apron and cause a cat fight on the outside, which got the fans going in a good way! This would break into a tornado style match, as Whitmer stormed in and started kicking and chopping every opponent, sending them all down! Eventually, it was just him and Dickinson in the ring together, and those two had a brutal chop and kick battle that sent "echoes throughout the arena", as J.R. put it. Whitmer would eventually get the better of it, sending Dickinson to the outside after a big Rolling Elbow! Whitmer would then dive out onto Teddy Hart, who was once again trying to rip off Delirious' mask and reopen the wound he caused last week. Whitmer sends Hart back into the ring and nails him with a Yakuza Kick, causing him to back flip right onto his face! Delirious heads up top and flies off as Hart tries to get back up to his feet, soaring through the air with grace and smashing on top of Hart's back with the "SHADOWS OVER HELL! SHADOWS OVER HELL!" It's all over for there!
Jim Ross:
Revenge is a dish best served cold, folks, and Teddy Hart just swallowed a big mouthful of it! Atta boy, B.J., you give 'em Hell!
Whitmer runs off Dickinson, Morasca, and Koslov with a steel chair, putting a short stop to any aspirations they might have had of extracting some revenge.
Jim Ross:
We'll see you next week here on Monday Night WAR!
Mick Foley:
Have a nice day!
