NWA JPP House Card

[12172011 NWA JPP House Show]

December 17, 2011: NWA JPP House Show

Undercard matches:

1. Electric Action (Tess LaCoyle & Lin Bairon) vs Basara and Syuri
Narrissa Sanchez - This opening bout is a tag team match. Coming in first, the team of Tess LaCoyle and Lin Bairon. They are Electric Action!

(Electric Action runs to the ring. Lin Bairon is carrying a Police Baton. The referee, Lee Nikkan, makes her leave it at ringside.

Narrissa Sanchez - and their opponents, Makoto and Syuri. They are THE SMASH GIRLS!!!

Akira Hokuto - Wait a minute! Where's Basara?

Masa Horie - I haven't seen her since last Saturday. Maybe her injuries that Electric Action inflicted on her were more serious than we thought.

Akira Hokuto - Basara's a coward! Electric Action is complaining about the substition. As well they should!

Masa Horie - In any case, Lee Nikkan is calling for the bell to start this match!

Makoto pinned Tess LaCoyle at 25:36

Akira Hokuto - Makota had no right being involved in that match!

Masa Horie - Lin Bairon certainly had no right to use her Police baton as a weapon during the match!

Akira Hokuto - They were outside the ring when she used it! Don't you know the rules?

Masa Horie - Yes, I do. I know you were one to bend the rules in any way possible to win a match!

Akira Hokuto - Just shut up!

2. Meiko Satomura vs. Tsukasa Fujimoto & Tsukishi (Handicap Match)

Meiko Satomura pinned Tsukishi at 28:19

Masa Horie - Meiko Satomura has won the handicap match!

Akira Hokoto - So what? She beat two of the most pathetic girls in JPP! Neither of these three are even going to have a contract after New Year's Eve!

Masa Horie - That's because NWA JPP has signed new talent to take their place! Chii Tomiya! Ramu Endo! Keiko Mariko!

Akira Hokuto - ....and Tess LaCoyle!

Masa Horie - There's going to be a special dinner before the New Year's Eve Supershow. Narrissa Sanchez and Ray Cassler will do a drawing to determine which 7 wrestlers will be in the first round of the NWA Women's World Title tournament. The 8th competitor will be determined by way of a 5 woman battle royal!

Akira Hokuto - Do you ever stop talking?

3. Sakura Knights vs Shibuya Elves

Narrissa Sanchez - This is a tag team match. Coming in first is Britani Knight and Emi Sakura! They are The Sakura Knights! .....and their opponents from parts unknown, they are The Shibuya Eleves!

Akira Hokuto - A tree and Santa Claus? What a joke! Anyone can tell who is under those costumes!

Masa Horie - As far as I'm conserned they are "Tree" and "Santa". Don't be a Scrooge! It's Christmas soon!

Akira Hokuto - Bah! Humbug! Let's get this match over with!

Emi Sakura pinned Tree at 23:25

Akira Hokuto - The only reason that match lasted as long as it did was that Emi Sakura and Britani Knight were too busy laughing to put them away earlier!

Masa Horie - It was a fun match! Learn to not take life so seriously!

Semi Final Round Matches:

4. Hiren vs. Leon

Hiren pinned Leon at 25:33

Masa Horie - Hiren started as a qualifier and has made it to the NWA JPP Singles Championship match!

Akira Hokuto - I knew she would. Now let's see wins the next match!

5. Kana vs. Hiroyo Matsumoto

Kana pinned Hiroyo Matsumoto at 25:22

6. Quarter Finals Losers 4-way Elimination Match:

Mochi Miyagi vs. Hamuko Hoshi vs. Christina Von Eerie vs. Madison Rayne

Mochi Miyagi is eliminated by Christina Von Eerie at 5:11

Masa Horie - Christina Von Eerie has made the first elimination!

Akira Hokuto - So what!

Hamuko Hoshi is eliminated by Madison Rayne at 6:18

Akira Hokuto - Is it just me or does it look like Mochi Miyagi and
Hamuko Hoshi got beat up earlier in the night?

Masa Horie - Don't spoil it for the kids...

Madison Rayne is eliminated by Christina Von Eerie at 13:14

Narrissa Sanchez - Christina Von Eerie is the winner of this match!

Akira Hokuto - I love the way Narrissa gets so excited over losers fighting each other! (laughing)

7. Semi Finals Losers Match:

Leon vs. Hiroyo Matsumoto

Leon pinned Hiroyo Matsumoto at 27:26

Masa Horie - What a match! Leon has managed to pull off an upset!

Akira Hokuto - Hiroyo Matsumato is sure upset! (laughing)

Leon - (taking the ring mic) I've achieved in one night more than I ever dreamed possible! Now it's time for me to pass the torch to someone who has potential to be one of the greatest in our sport. I challenge a girl from here in Hong Kong, Martini Ip, to face me next week in my last match! (The crowd cheers.)

Akira Hokuto - WHAT??? Is she nuts? I think she got a concussion during this match!

Masa Horie - If Martini Ip accepts the match, It will be one of the greatest cross-sports match in Joshi Puro history! Martini Ip has represented Hong Kong in rugby for several years.

8. NWA JPP Singles Championship Match:

Hiren vs Kana

Kana pinned Hiren at 19:14

Masa Horie - Kana is the new NWA JPP Singles Champion!

Akira Hokuto - I told you that she was going to win! She's the toughest woman on the active roster!

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I love Akira Hokuto on the commentary. She's great, one of my favorites of all time. Awesome to see Christina Von Eerie get the big win. Congrats to Kana, for sure, she is a bad ass.

[nwajoshi]

Ray Cassler comes out to the ring.

Ray Cassler - Congratulations to Kana on becoming the first NWA JPP Singles Champion. Did everyone enjoy the tournament? there was something else at stake tonight. Two of the stars you saw wrestling tonight had a small wager going on. Mochi Miyagi and Hamuko Hoshi had a bet about who would be out of the title tournament first. That bet got carried over to tonight's 4-way elimination match. Come on out here Mochi Miyagi.... it's time to get your hair dyed PINK!

Hamuko Hoshi and a few other wrestlers are dragging Mochi Miyagi back out to the ring. A chair and a plastic sheet are set up in the ring. As Hamuko is showing off the jar of bright pink dye, the other girls are tieing Mochi to the chair. Hamuko puts on some gloves, opens the jar and takes out some of the dye. She is laughing as she rubs the dye all through Mochi's hair.

Some of the fans are laughing and taking pictures as Mochi's hair is becoming the most vivid pink imaginable.

When Hamuko is done, she takes a small hand mirror and holds it in front of Mochi. Mochi looks at herself from various angles and begins smiling.