May 17, 2013 - Athena Pro

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Athena Pro - May 17
1. 1916 Battalion Volunteer Drive
2. Evie vs Kaori Yoneyama
3. Dark Angel vs Yoshiko vs Britani Knight
4. JPP Unified Tag Team Titles
Blossom Twins vs Dancing Queens©
5. Queen's Cup Qualifying Match
Princesa Sujei vs Awesome Kong vs MsChif

1916 Battalion Volunteer Drive


The Scarlett, Syuri and Makoto come to the ring, all carrying Irish flags. The Scarlett places her flag in a stand and stands behind a podium, Syuri and Makoto stand beside her.

The Scarlett - Tiocfaidh ár lá… Our day will come! We declare the right of the members of the joshi family to ownership of joshipuroresu and to the unfettered control of joshi destinies. The long usurpation of that right by foreign people and corporations has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the destruction of the joshi family. In every generation the joshi family have asserted their right to wrestling freedom and sovereignty. Standing on that fundamental right and again asserting it in arms in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Joshi Republic as a Sovereign Independent State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our comrades-in-arms to the cause of its freedom, of its welfare, and its exaltation among the nations.
We made the offer to three of you to join us and pledge allegiance to the Republic, two of whom have chosen to support the imperialist cause while their leader has chosen to run away. We now invite any new volunteers to come forward and pledge their loyalty to the Republic. Come forward and join your sisters in arms.

There is a silence as everyone looks towards the curtain, waiting for someone to come out. Finally the curtain opens and Act Yasukawa comes out. She walks to the ring, carrying a 4pack of Guinness draft. She places the beer on the podium and raises a fist above her head.

The Scarlett - You have no idea what our cause is about. You are just a cheep drunk who pretends to be a pirate. You think making a silly salute and trying to bribe us with some lager will endear you to us. You are gravely mistaken. My volunteers will now make an example of you.

As soon as Act tries to back away, Syuri and Makoto hit her with their flag poles. They beat her until she collapses to the mat. They lift the podium and crash it down on Act. Lisa Cheng and Martini Ip run to the ring. Syuri and Makoto meet them and a brawl ensues. The Scarlett is cheering on Syuri and Makoto as they get the better of the brawl.
Suddenly, the masked woman from last week slips into the ring from behind. She reaches around and grabs The Scarlett’s throat just under her chin. The Scarlett quickly fades out and collapses to the mat. The masked woman then attacks Syuri. The momentum of the brawl quickly turns around. Syuri and Makoto bail out of the ring as soon as they can and drag The Scarlett out of the ring.

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Evie has regained some confidence after she and Yuhi beat Yoneyama & Nakagawa last week. Evie does some energetic warm up kicks. Kaori comes to the ring with a scowl on her face. Kaori tries to attack Evie but is fended off with a roundhouse kick that barely misses. The referee gets them to their corners and calls for the bell.

Kaori charges in again; Evie’s roundhouse doesn’t miss this time. With Kaori on the mat, Evie opens up with her array of kicks. Kaori manages to roll out to the floor to break Evie’s momentum. Kaori baits Evie to the floor and leads her in a chase. Kaori slides into the ring. Evie feigns sliding in and grabs Kaori’s leg and pulls her back out and into the railing. Evie slides back into the ring. When Kaori comes back in, looking angry, Evie lifts her onto her shoulders then drops her into the TTYL. Evie covers Kaori and gets the three count.
Evie pinned Kaori Yoneyama with the TTYL

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Yoshiko is already in the ring when Dark Angel is introduced. Dark Angel comes to the ring and takes the mic from Alyson Hau.

Dark Angel - Britani! It’s no secret that you attacked Yoshiko and me last week. That little night light was no joke. If you wanted to make a statement, all you had to do was say it. Come out here and let’s get this over with.

Britani is introduced and comes out to a mixed reaction. She tosses a few nightlights out into the crowd. As soon as she enters the ring, Yoshiko and Dark Angel both attack her. As soon as Britani is down, Yoshiko turns on Dark Angel. After about a minute, Dark Angel manages to turn the momentum around. Britani gets up and attacks Yoshiko also. Yoshiko is tossed through the ropes to the floor.

Dark Angel and Britani are now alone in the ring. They engage in a fierce back and forth battle. Britani slowly gains the advantage and begins working on dark Angel. Britani finishes Dark Angel off with the Knight Light DDT. Britani covers Dark Angel for the pin but she is flattened when Yoshiko comes off the top turnbuckle with a senton. Yoshiko rolls Britani out of the way and covers Dark Angel for the three count.
Yoshiko pinned Dark Angel with a Senton sandwich

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JPP Unified Tag Team Titles

Britani Knight has taken a seat at ringside as we prepare for our semi-main event. Hannah and Holly come bouncing down the aisle, tossing cupcakes to some fans. They see Britani sitting at the timekeeper’s table. Hannah gives her a cupcake and they all hug. Hikaru and Miyako come down the aisle, dancing with their title belts. The official introductions are made and the ref calls for the bell.

These teams know each other so well now. They know what each other are going to do so neither team can get an advantage. The match flows back and forth for about ten minutes. Hikaru is against the ropes as Hannah comes charging across the ring. A flying clothesline takes both of them over the top rope to the floor. Hannah gets up and slips back into the ring. While the ref is momentarily checking on Hannah, Britani gets up from her chair and hits Hikaru on the head with it. The ref saw what happened and calls for the bell.
The Dancing Queens beat the Blossom Twins by disqualification

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Queen’s Cup Qualifying Match

Princesa Sujei comes to ringside accompanied by a man in a white doctor’s coat. Sujei suddenly gets a scared look on her face; she squats on the floor and grabs the railing. Awesome Kong stares at Sujei as she passes her on the way to the ring. Sujei covers her face when MsChif comes down the aisle to the ring. The ref talks to the doctor then returns to the ring and calls for the bell.

Kong and MsChif, very familiar foes, circle around. Kong is just staring menacingly while MsChif is talking animatedly. They lockup and Kong easily shoves MsChif to the mat. MsChif tries another lockup and gets shoved to the mat again. On the third lockup attempt, MsChif kicks Kong in the gut then DDTs her. MsChif tries for a cover but Kong throws her off easily.

They continue battling back and forth, neither being able to sustain any offence. Despite being half Kong’s size, MsChif doesn’t give in to Kong like so many others have. They battle back and forth for about 7 minutes while the doctor is still talking to Sujei, trying to get her off the railing and into the ring. MsChif finally has some extended offence going when Mio Shirai suddenly shows up at ringside. MsChif is distracted as Mio walks around the ring. The doctor gives Sujei some sort of pill and she jumps to her feet.

MsChif is in a corner, yelling at Mio and waving for her to come in. MsChif doesn’t see Kong get to her feet. Kong charges across the ring and squashes MsChif into the turnbuckle. Sujei climbs to the top turnbuckle, dives off and catches Kong with a sunset flip. The ref makes the three count and Sujei gets the surprise win.
Princesa Sujei pinned Awesome Kong with a sunset flip