Ring Warriors Results 07/25/13
Jul 25, 2013 23:27:42 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 23:27:42 GMT -7
Date: July 25th, 2013
Location: The Elks Lodge, Queens, New York
Commentator: Joey Styles & William Regal
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TOUGHEST WARRIOR
SUBMISSIONS MATCH
Drew Gulak of Team Danielson overcomes big Brian Fury of Team Shelley. The referee would simply introduce the competitors this time around, no segment accompanying the contest. The match itself wasn't a true masterclass of technical wrestling by any means. Fury would try to physically dominate the more diminutive Gulak early with brawling and impact moves, but Gulak would eventually work over the arm, repeatedly locking him into a Keylock submission until finally latching on with a Keylock Clutch, sitting on his back and wrenching back to make the bigger man tap out. There wasn't too much exciting here, though Gulak showed some decent ring presence and skills.
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SINGLES MATCH
Delirious defeats Shiima Xion in what was actually a very methodical chain wrestling match. Xion showed he could go on the mat, but Delirious proved be better and just completely more vicious, using every move he could to gain leverage and get into the head of the "Filipino Flex Factory," and eventually tapped him out with a Arm-trap Cobra Stretch.
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TAG TEAM MATCH
JTG, Ricochet, and Trent Barreta defeated Alex Koslov, Eddie Edwards, and Shawn Daivari after Trent Barreta hit a Back to Belly Piledriver on Edwards to get the pinfall.
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SEGMENT
Chris Dickinson once again gets promo time here. Dickinson says that last week it was all about Kyle Matthews and how he has brought down this alliance and its championship, but really, he's only part of the problem; a big part of the problem, but still just part of it.
"Without all of these fuckin' pansies rollin' over, these guys, these so called 'geniuses' like Dustin Smith or Magnus Donaldson or Howard Schilling, or even 'Sleazy E' himself, the dirt nasty himself, Mr. Eric Bischoff booking this piece of shit... even the guys runnin' this fuckin' circus allowing these pricks into the building, and I'm talkin' to you, Heyman and Foley: if you motherfuckers had a pair, you'd of just boycotted this son of a bitch and none of this would have happened. No, you've let him do this, and now it's falling onto guys like me to clean this up, guys like Daniels, guys like Bully and Del Rio, and everybody else putting their necks out because you can't control what's goin' on in your own damn companies. Now it comes onto the boys to handle this.
"And I know, I know it didn't start here. I know how the pressure goes. We've got obligations, but Paul E., you've boycotted the NWA before and you could do it again, but you didn't. I can't blame you, though. I can blame Smith and Donaldson, though, and I can blame Matthews, and that's exactly what I am goin' to do. Now it comes onto us to handle it, and I guess that's what's gonna happen. I'm not joinin' any stupid fuckin' alliances, though, I'm not trustin' anybody... I'm not going to become the thing that I just... that I just fuckin' loathe, hidin' behind some stupid group of guys.
"No, your days are numbered, Matthews, and while some might make there little groups and do what they've gotta do, I'm gonna do what I've gotta do. More power to them, whoever it is, anybody who wants to take you down... all the best. Me? At Heat Wave, we meet again. We meet again, and that title ain't on the line, but it's me and you, and nobody else. One more time. No time limits. No bullshit. And for you... that means no chance of survival.
"Now I've got guys all chomping at the bit, ready to face me for my title and to them I say take a number... get in line... wait your turn. That's what I've always been told, and that's what I've had to do. I've got more important business to take care of... much bigger fish to fry. I'll get to kickin' your heads in on my time. I'm the champ, so... that's the perks, I guess. I get to do that shit."
Dickinson smiles.
"You all have a nice day. And, as always... go fuck yourselves."
Dickinson waves goodbye, and we head back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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TAG TEAM MATCH
MsChif & Portia Perez defeat Alissa Flash & Jennifer Blake when MsChif pins Blake after the Desecrator.
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SINGLES MATCH
Homicide defeats Petey Williams with Da Cop Killa in a short, fast paced encounter to get back on the winning track after losing his Television title last week.
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SINGLES MATCH
Eddie Kingston defeats Tony Nese with the Backfist to the Future. Drake Younger attacks him after the match with a chair, but Stevie Richards makes the save, kicking the chair into Younger's face and getting a big pop.
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SINGLES MATCH
Kenny Omega defeats Trent Barreta with the Croyt's Wrath. He attacks Barreta afterwards, but gets chased out of the ring by Curt Hawkins.
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SEGMENT
Mick Foley comes to the ring with Brodie Lee and they call out Paul Heyman. They proclaim that after Lee defeated Hero last week, it is clear that Lee should be the next challenger to Chris Dickinson's Ring Warriors title. Heyman considers this, but out comes Chris Hero. Hero says he doesn't dispute that Lee deserves a match, but says that he can and will defeat Brodie Lee, and thinks it should be a three way match!
Lee gets on the mic and says Hero is nothing, and he destroyed him and will do it again if he doesn't shut his fuckin' mouth! The crowd pops big for this, wanting to see a fight.
William Regal has grabbed the microphone now, and says that they should at least have one more match. One match doesn't prove anything, but he is silenced by Mick Foley, who has grabbed the microphone and said he's heard enough! Even with one ear he can hear Regal is grasping at straws, and he's tired of him trying to push his weight around here when he's nothing but a commentator! Foley says he has helped bringing this promotion up since the very beginning, having done his time at the announcer's table, having survived all of the crap, and now he finally sees someone with potential, a man willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done... ready to sacrifice life and limb to achieve, and he proved that last week, taking everything Hero had to dish out and not just surviving, but thriving!
Hero answers by saying that's not all he's got, and he's gonna prove that right now!
Heyman tries to yell out and get control, but it's to no avail. Foley and Lee are now pounding on Hero, and into the ring goes Regal! They are all scrapping now! That is until another man's voice can be heard over the speakers...
"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!"
And out walks STEVE CORINO! Everyone stops with the brawling, looking up and they don't seem sure what to think. What is he doing here?
"Now, now, we're gonna get back to kicking ass here shortly, people, don't you worry, but let me start off by introducing myself. I am 'The King of Old School' himself, Mr. Steve Corino, and that's how I'm to be addressed... Mr. Corino! Got it!"
The fans don't seem to be liking the tone of this, but some are still cheering.
"You see, I'm the man who's worked behind the scenes diligently here for months, biding my time, scouting out talent, helping the young guys, doing whatever I needed to do to keep myself here, and I've waited and waited to make my move towards the spotlight and now the time has come. But I don't want the spotlight for myself. No, my time in that spotlight has passed. I've beaten all of the true legends of this sport, none of which are present company, and I've accomplished all I've needed to. I, like the other washed up phonies in the ring, have also taken an interest in a young upstart, and I believe HE deserves the next shot at Chris Dickinson's championship... allow me to introduce a man who goes by the name of 'Lonesome' Jay Bradley! And the reason Jay Bradley is lonesome, ladies and gentlemen... is because it is lonely... at the top!"
Out walks Jay Bradley, smirking and cracking his knuckles, pounding his fist into his palm and nodding his head.
"And boys... ladies and gentlemen... as I promised... the ass kicking will commence!"
Corino throws off his jacket and he and Bradley storm down to the ring.
Heyman is on the microphone on the outside!
"SECURITY! GET OUT HERE! YOU ALL NEED TO STOP THIS!"
It's not security who makes it out, though. It's yet another pair, and this pair is wielding STEEL CHAIRS!
The fans can barely figure out who it is, but it becomes clear and is almost equally confusing for a moment. As the fans all systematically begin to realize who they are seeing, though, the cheers and chants begin to pick up big time.
"DREAMER! DREAMER! DREAMER!"
Everyone has been sent out of the ring, and standing in the middle, holding now bent steel chairs, are TOMMY DREAMER AND EDDIE KINGSTON! Dreamer picks up a microphone that is laying around, as everyone else picks up the pieces, Corino and Bradley hopping the railing into the crowd, Hero and Regal huddling by the announcer's table, and Foley and Lee stumbling up the ramp.
"MY NAME... IS TOMMY DREAMER... THIS IS EDDIE KINGSTON... AND WE ARE THE PRIDE OF YONKERS, NEW YORK!"
The fans continue to chant for Dreamer.
"You all can say whatever you want... but I've also been in the back, and I've also spotted a talent, and I say HE DESERVES the next shot! And anybody who thinks otherwise had better be ready... to get EXTREME!"
Chants of "HE'S HARDCORE!" break out in nostalgia of Dreamer's ECW run, a chant that signified the fans admiration for what this man can withstand physically.
Kingston is smiling and laughing like a lunatic, propping himself up on the ropes and waving for the other wrestlers to come back in and fight, but no one seems to be rushing in to oblige.
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TAG TEAM MATCH
Bryan Danielson & Chris Sabin defeat Alex Shelley & Tyler Black when Danielson pins Tyler Black reverses an attempted Powerbomb to the corner with a sunset flip roll-up for the pinfall.
