Youtube Plug for the HighSpots DVD release of "UNO"

[Simon Barsinister]

$5 Wrestling harnesses the "power of the internets" to plug it's upcoming DVD release, in association with HighSpots.com. We have Jake Manning standing in front of a $5 Wrestling banner ... well, not really a banner as it is really a piece of white paper with the $5 written in a Sharpie. Ah who cares ... let's see what Jake has to say!

Jake Manning: "Wrestling fans, if you've already seen the $5 Wrestling DVD release "Good Times!", then you need to hold onto to your seats as it is my pleasure to announce right here on Youtube, the upcoming release of $5 Wrestling's "UNO" in association with HighSpots.com!

"If you thought "Good Times" was what $5 Wrestling was all about, then you are in for a treat as "UNO" comes to you bigger and badder as the promotion invades the Charlestown, North Carolina Civic Center ..."

"It is UNO big debut of the Southern Superstar ... Dy-NO-MITE! It is UNO a UNO as Lil' Donnie continues his war against the Burke County Boys when he takes on Hardcore Terry Houston! We have UNO tag team match as the Burke County Boys Big Donnie and Pork Chop Cash Jr. step into the squared circle against the duo of Mat Russo and Tony X! You need more? Well, $5 Wrestling aims to please as Raven guides the UNO career of Tyler Fullington ... Sandman Jr.! Uno more ... the match you've all been asking for as the Freight Train and Jamie Dundee go at it UNO more time for the $5 Wrestling Heavyweight Title! The wrestling experts said Jamie Dundee stole the title from Freight Train the last time they went at it during "Good Times!", now can he prove himself to be a champion?"



Manning is joined by the White Trash Rednecks, Jamie Dundee and JD Thunder.

Jamie Dundee: "Jake Manning do us all a favor and shut your trap and let a Champion speak. First, I want to set the record straight ... I'll be facing Freight Train at "UNO" BUT it isn't for the title. You see Manning, I beat Freight Train, I won the belt and I knocked him off the pedestal!"

Jake Manning: "But Jamie, it is customary to give former Champions a rematch ..."

Jamie Dundee: "What'd I tell you, Manning? You let me do the talking and there won't be any problems. It's like this ... Freight Train, you were the Champion but I beat you. Now, you have to prove yourself to be the #1 Contender. You beat me at "UNO" and I'll consider giving you a shot at MY belt."

Jake Manning: "JD, you're coming off a win over Tony X at "Good Times!" but now find yourself going up against Sandman Jr. ..."

JD Thunder: "Yup."

Jake Manning: "Does having Raven in his corner cause you any concerns?"

Jamie Dundee: "Listen here, Manning ... JD and I will take Raven and Junior out behind the woodshed and beat them both within and inch of their lives, then we'll have some fun with his momma. You're talking to the White Trash Rednecks, the best that $5 Wrestling has ... don't you ask us no questions 'bout no Raven in his corner. Plain and simple, JD and me's taking care of business so no more stupid questions 'bout Raven, Sandman Jr. or Freight Train!"

Jake Manning: "Any final words?"

Jamie Dundee: "Charlestown, North Carolina ... lock up your daughters 'cause the White Trash Rednecks are comin' to town!"

JD Thunder: "YEAH! WHOOHOO!"

Manning can only shake his head as his guests walk off, bringing an end to this Youtube plug.