Windy City iPPV: Uncensored (06/04/14)
Apr 9, 2014 14:28:59 GMT -7
Post by steve on Apr 9, 2014 14:28:59 GMT -7
NWA Windy City Presents "Uncensored" on iPPV
~6th April 2014~
~6th April 2014~
PRE-SHOW
Four Corners Tag Match ~ Elimination Rules
The Usos VERSES The Little Hitlers (Bubblegum & Rockstar Spud) VERSES 90s Jobbers United (Barry Horotwiz & L.A. Gore) VERSES Gaydar ("Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & Jeffery "Ohh-La-La" Flockhart)
This was a fun four way match to put on the pre-show as the company looked to put over some new tag teams. The Usos who was undefeated going into the matchup since their recent move to Chicago. A new teams of Bubblegum & Rockstar Spud called The Little Hitlers, a couple of smaller men who very much have little-man complexes! Jobbers Utd - a team made up of Barry Horowitz and L.A Gore who have competed on Fight Night recently and Gaydar - the newly christened team of Ryder and Flockhart who have been exposed to the public in the dark matches recently usually in losing efforts.
-The Little Hitlers eliminated Jobbers Utd when Bubblegum & Spud hit the "Inferiority Complex" (Double Dropkick) on L.A Gore and Spud picked up the pinfall.
-The Usos eliminated The Little Hitlers when Jay Uso pinned Spud with a Splash from the top rope.
-Gaydar eliminated The Usos when Ryder pinned Jay Uso with the "Gay Basher" (Pump Handle Slam after a Dry-Hump from behind)
Winners: Gaydar (Dick Ryder & Jeffery Flockhart) in 10:24
Four Corners Tag Match ~ Elimination Rules
The Usos VERSES The Little Hitlers (Bubblegum & Rockstar Spud) VERSES 90s Jobbers United (Barry Horotwiz & L.A. Gore) VERSES Gaydar ("Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & Jeffery "Ohh-La-La" Flockhart)
This was a fun four way match to put on the pre-show as the company looked to put over some new tag teams. The Usos who was undefeated going into the matchup since their recent move to Chicago. A new teams of Bubblegum & Rockstar Spud called The Little Hitlers, a couple of smaller men who very much have little-man complexes! Jobbers Utd - a team made up of Barry Horowitz and L.A Gore who have competed on Fight Night recently and Gaydar - the newly christened team of Ryder and Flockhart who have been exposed to the public in the dark matches recently usually in losing efforts.
-The Little Hitlers eliminated Jobbers Utd when Bubblegum & Spud hit the "Inferiority Complex" (Double Dropkick) on L.A Gore and Spud picked up the pinfall.
-The Usos eliminated The Little Hitlers when Jay Uso pinned Spud with a Splash from the top rope.
-Gaydar eliminated The Usos when Ryder pinned Jay Uso with the "Gay Basher" (Pump Handle Slam after a Dry-Hump from behind)
Winners: Gaydar (Dick Ryder & Jeffery Flockhart) in 10:24
SHOW TIME!
1. Womens Tag Team Match ~ Suplex Match
(First Woman to Suplex an opponent wins the match for their team)
"The Elite Diva" Paige [Womens Champ] & Awesome Kong VERSES Katy Lee Ray & April Davids
-April Davids managed to Suplex Awesome Kong to win the match for her team showing tremendous strength and power for someone of her size. Paige was visibly upset with the loss and smashed April Davids with the Womens Championship Belt after the match knocking out her opponent.
Winners: April Davids & Katy Lee Ray via Suplex in 03:20
2. Mentor & Protégé Lethal Weapon Match ~ Tornado Tag Weapons Match
Jaka & Samoa Joe VERSES Ron Shen & "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman
-This was a tremendous battle, wild & chaotic with plenty of weapons use. Towards the end though there was an incident as the pressure got intense with Ron Shen having a bit of a mental relapse on the big iPPV stage and not striking Jaka with a sledgehammer when he had an easy chance to do so and gain a pin with Joe out on the outside and Jaka badly dazed. Samoa Joe slid into the ring after a few moments with Ron Shen frozen to the spot and took advantage nailing Shen in the back of the head with a sickening shot with a baseball bat, surely giving the youngster Shen a concussion. Steve Blackman made the save and took out Joe with a KARATE KICK! to the head and made the quick cover for the pinfall win.
Despite Ron Shen being out cold Steve Blackman was still visibly angry and he shook Shen repeatedly until he woke up extremly groggy, and screamed in his face to "Shake it off son, your're alright, that was nothing stop being a soft ass". Blackman then almost dragged Shen out of the ring and to the back, pushing and screaming at Shen whenever he fell over to get back to his feet. Uncomfortable viewing but maybe tough love is what Ron Shen needs?
Winners: Steve Blackman & Ron Shen via pinfall in 07:10
3. NWA Windy City Tag Team Championship Match ~ Chicago Street Fight
The Hooligan Squad (Danny Burch & Dave Mastiff) [c] VERSES The Only Way Is Beards (Mike Knoxx & Tyson T-Bone) w/Jimmy Hart
-This was another psyhical matchup as they fought out into the actual street, into alley-ways...into a local store (which saw hilarious items being thrown at each other, such as cabbage shots to the head of T-Bone by Burch and then in the finish Knoxx putting barcodes on Mastiff's head and scanning him and sending his massive body down the check-out conveyor belt before dumping him into a trolley at the end and shoving Mastiff sending him flying out of the doors and turning over in the trolley before T-Bone made the cover in the middle of the road and picked up the victory and the tag team titles!
*Winners: The Only Way Is Beards via pinfall in 12:10 to win the Tag Team Titles!
4. Cyber TV Championship - Ladder Match
"John Doe" [c] w/Dave Rayne VERSES Rey Mysterio
Dave Rayne came out with the belt sans Jimmy Hart who was still out in the supermarket somewhere. Rayne however said that's not an issue because he's positive that he won't be needed tonight because John Doe, the Cyber TV Champion could defeat Rey Mysterio and his dodgy knee's in a ladder match, of all matches - without too much trouble.
Dave Rayne then introduced the man who would defend the Title tonight, John Doe, and out walked a grinning CARLITO! The man who did all the damage to Rey Rey's knee's over the past few weeks. I think we see a plan or a business deal developing here from Rayne & Carlito!
Dave shook Carlito's hand and slipped him something in a purple purse and then went on to trash Rey some more;
"Rayne: Rey is knackered... I imagine he takes his legs off when he's not on camera, and has someone carry him around in a sack, like when Chewbacca had to lug around a dismembered C3PO! I..."
*Rey Mysterio's music hit's interupting Rayne's tirade and Mysterio hobbles down to the ring*
-The match was as to be expected really, as Rey Mysterio gave it his all. Never giving up, but obviously in great pain, limited and severely struggling with the ladder. Rey had a good chance to win it at one point but his badly injured knee's gave in on him as he scaled the ladder. Carlito hit the Back Stabber and then scaled the ladder for the victory and grabbed the Cyber TV Title to retain the title for John Doe.
A smiling Dave Rayne went to give his congrats to Carlito and held his arm out for the title, but Carlito side-stepped him and burned him, leaving the ring with the Cyber TV Title! A shocked Dave Rayne marched about the ring not really knowing what to do and pointing and screaming at Carlito to get back into the ring but Carlito just did one with the belt with a smirk on his face.
Winner: John Doe (Carlito) in 09:10 to retain the TV Title. Carlito leaves with the belt.
5. Zero Gravity Championship Match ~ Steel Asylum Match
American Kickboxer 2 [c] VERSES Evan Bourne VERSES Noam Dar
-Noam Dar escaped the Cage first, kicking off a last gasp attempt from AK2 to catch him, to win the Zero Gravity Title in a tremendous fast-paced, high flying match!
Winner: Noam Dar in 13:19 to win the Zero Gravity Title!
6. NWA North American Heavyweight Title Match ~2 Out of 3 Falls
Harry Smith [c] VERSES Mark Jindrak
-A superstar in Mexico, Jindrak got in the ring and told Harry Smith if he doesn't think Jindrak can be as much of a star in the States as he was South of the Border, then he can go down south and suck his Jindrak! This kicked off a back and forth super competitive match-up for the NWA North American Title between Jindrak and the son of the British Bulldog, Harry Smith.
*1st Fall: Smith pinned Jindrak with a running powerslam @ 06:44 to go 1-0 up for the champ.
*2nd Fall: Jindrak pins Harry Smith with Air Jindrak @ 08:20 to make it 1-1 with all to play for the final fall.
*3rd Fall: Jindrak was DQ'd when he was caught nailing Smith with a steel chair to make it 2-1 to Smith and he retains the title.
-Jindrak was incensed with the result, shouting that this iPPV is supposed to be called UNCENSORED! Jindrak couldn't believe he'd been DQ'd but those where the rules! Jindrak was pissed and nailed Smith with a chair shot after the bell! AND ANOTHER! AND A THIRD! Jindrak decimated the North American Champion with a FOURTH CHAIR SHOT to the head and then left the ring to boo's.
Winner: Harry Smith by 2 Falls to 1 and retains the title.
7. Grudge Match: Veteran vs Upstart! ~ Falls Count Anywhere Match
Jack Swagger VERSES "Shooting Star" Kris Travis
-Already beating Travis 2 times previously prior to tonight, each time Travis has been coming closer and closer to defeating Swagger, and tonight that theme continued.
Travis seemed alot crisper and more fluid than Swagger tonight and often embarassed his veteran opponent with how better and more aggressive he was tonight. However Swagger took the fight backstage and managed to hook Travis up on a pulley upside down and pinned Travis for the 3 count against the wall for an unconventional pin.
Crafty Vet Swagger goes 3-0 up against Kris Travis, but Travis was still screaming that he was not done with Swagger as he thrashed away while officials tried to unfasten Travis from the pulley. When will this kid learn to give up? He's not good enough yet to beat Swagger but he's bloody trying hard!
Winner: Jack Swagger in 10:44 via pinfall
8. Challenge Match - Rematch! ~ Nash must beat CTD in under 5 minutes
"Big Daddy Cool" Kevin Nash VERSES Crash Test Dummy w/Jimmy Hart
-This was a fun match as Nash basically battered and played with Crash Test Dummy, taking his time despite racing against the clock, when with 30 seconds remaining Nash had enough and set up CTD for the Jacknife powerbomb but in an amazing scene Jimmy Hart starting waving people out and coming out from the stands, out from the back, from under-the-ring came an absolute slew of JOBBERS!!!! (Or sometimes perceived jobbers and under-valued talents!) Barry Horowitz, L.A Gore, Bubblegum, Rockstar Spud, Dick Ryder, Jeffery Flockhart, Jobber from Hybrid Pro, Paul Roma, PJ Walker, Tony DeVito, Jim Powers, "Pistol" Pez Whatley, Italian Stallion, Brooklyn Brawler and about 20 other skinny, whiter than white, local talent jobbers led the assault upon Kevin Nash coming at him from all angles!
Nash was pinging them about with Big Boots, Clotheslines, Powerbombs aplenty. It was like batting practice for Nash as he knocked the hell out of any jobber that came near him. Some jumped on his back and he flung them off, seeing them going flying. Nash had just about cleared shop when the bell sounds and he realises what has happened, he has run out of time!
CTD WINS! CTD WINS!
The Jobbers regroup and unite and carry an almost limp Crash Test Dummy out on their shoulders throwing him up and down in celebration as CTD comes too and realises that somehow he just won!!! While back in the ring an embarrassed Nash looks on enraged!
Winner: Crash Test Dummy in 5.00 as Nash failed to beat him within the time-limit.
9. CPW Television Championship ~ 30 Min Iron Man Match
Rob Van Dam [c] VERSES Kevin Steen
Winner: Rob Van Dam defeated Kevin Steen by 3 Falls to 2 in a crazy paced match.
-Steen pushed RVD to the limit here! After the bell had rung and Steen had narrowly missed squaring things up as he had RVD basically down to be pinned he put the belt on RVD's face as he laid on his back and scaled the top rope hitting a big leg-drop down onto the face of RVD! This I don't believe is over!
10. Tables Match
CM Punk VERSES Bully Ray
Bully: I BET YOU AWL WERE EXPECTING A MATCHUP WITH YOUR HOMETOWN "HERO" C M PUNK!
*a large "CM PUNK!" chant breaks out*
Bully: HOWEVAH HE AIN'T GONNA BE HEAH TONIGHT, BECAWSE HE'S CURRENTLY WATCHING TONOIT FROM A MIAMI HAWSPITAL!
*Crowd boos*
Bully: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND LOSAHS? YOU GUYS SUPPOWT THE CHICAWGO CUBS! THEY HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE PLAYAWFS IN OVAH A DECADE! YOU HAVE DA CHICAWGO BEARS FOR A
FOOTBAWL TEAM! YOUR QWATERBACK IS SO SAWFT HE MAKES EGYPTIAN CAWTON LOOK HARD! DON'T GET ME STAWTED ON DA BULLS! YOU GAWYS WAS JUST JORDAN AND A BUNCH OF PUPPETS; AND WHEN
HE LEFT YOU AWL CRUMBLED!
*Ray is getting NUCLEAR heat from the crowd as he gets in the ring*
Bully: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GIVE YOUR BOY PUNK TIL DA COUNT OF TEN BEFORE HE GETS COUNTED OUT AND I GO BACK TO A REAL CITY: NEW YAWK; AND SINCE HE'S TOO INJURED TO
COMPETE, IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE TITLE! NOW REF! DO YOUR DAMN JOB, COUNT CM P**** OUT AND GIVE ME MY WIN!
Ref gets to a count of 8 before "Cult of Personality" hits.
CM PUNK; limping, waist bandaged, and carrying a mic, comes out to a LOUD reaction from his hometown crowd.
Punk: Bully Ray *wincing*, you think you can destroy me by putting me through a dining room table? Have you forgotten where I'm from? I'M FROM CHICAGO!
*crowd pops*
Punk: I heard you trashing Chicago sports in the back, and it got me to thinking, yeah what you said may be true. After Cleveland and Philly, Chicago might have the worst
luck sports wise; although I must point out.....Chicago Blackhawks.
*Crowd pops*
Punk: The point is; I, like my home city of Chicago, will keep coming back no matter how much crap you throw at us. I may have a broken rib, a concussion, and a bruised
kidney; but as God and these people as my witness I will NEVER quit fighting. Bully Ray, and Alberto Del Rio because I know that you're watching, realize this; I don't care
what you throw at me, you're going to have to kill me to stop me from walking into Spring Stampede's main event and walking out the next NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
*Punk gets in the ring gingerly and hisses in pain*
Punk: Now ref, ring the bell.
-Thus began an extremely hard hitting fight between the two NWA South Beach Stars who showcased themselves here like only they can on iPPV in NWA Windy City. Bully was the aggressor but Punk just would not die and showed why he is perhaps the best in the world right now when he is 100%. However the injuries inflicted upon CM Punk could not be overcome and Bully Ray managed to slip out of a weak GTS attempt from a suffering Punk and flip Punk around for a Samoan Drop through a table for the somewhat upset victory that even Bully Ray seemed a bit shocked by!
This is another one that I'm very sure, is not over.
Winner: Bully Ray in 15:29
11. MAIN-EVENT:
NWA Windy City Heavyweight Championship - Brass Knuckles on a Pole Match
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters [c] VERSES "The Only Star" Daniel Puder
-This was a short match for a main-event, but with the feud these two men have had, it was never going to be a long, drawn out tactical affair. There was basically some Brass Knuckles on a pole and these two men beat the hell out of each other in order to get it first. Puder got the brass knucks first, but missed when he swung wildly at Masters and dropped them. Masters swiftly picked them up, turned-around and BANG smacked Puder right in the guts big time winding him and then latched on The Master-Lock! Puder fought it and hung-on like the bad-ass he is...but he had to tap as Masters lynched down on the move!
Masters retained his title and handing the ref the Knuckles was being presented the belt, when Daniel Puder took down the ref stealing the brass knuckles and then absolutely BLASTED Chris Masters right on his chin KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD! Puder draped the belt on Masters chest and put his foot on Master's chest as the show came to a close!
Winner: Chris Masters via tap-out with The Master-Lock in 08:52
1. Womens Tag Team Match ~ Suplex Match
(First Woman to Suplex an opponent wins the match for their team)
"The Elite Diva" Paige [Womens Champ] & Awesome Kong VERSES Katy Lee Ray & April Davids
-April Davids managed to Suplex Awesome Kong to win the match for her team showing tremendous strength and power for someone of her size. Paige was visibly upset with the loss and smashed April Davids with the Womens Championship Belt after the match knocking out her opponent.
Winners: April Davids & Katy Lee Ray via Suplex in 03:20
2. Mentor & Protégé Lethal Weapon Match ~ Tornado Tag Weapons Match
Jaka & Samoa Joe VERSES Ron Shen & "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman
-This was a tremendous battle, wild & chaotic with plenty of weapons use. Towards the end though there was an incident as the pressure got intense with Ron Shen having a bit of a mental relapse on the big iPPV stage and not striking Jaka with a sledgehammer when he had an easy chance to do so and gain a pin with Joe out on the outside and Jaka badly dazed. Samoa Joe slid into the ring after a few moments with Ron Shen frozen to the spot and took advantage nailing Shen in the back of the head with a sickening shot with a baseball bat, surely giving the youngster Shen a concussion. Steve Blackman made the save and took out Joe with a KARATE KICK! to the head and made the quick cover for the pinfall win.
Despite Ron Shen being out cold Steve Blackman was still visibly angry and he shook Shen repeatedly until he woke up extremly groggy, and screamed in his face to "Shake it off son, your're alright, that was nothing stop being a soft ass". Blackman then almost dragged Shen out of the ring and to the back, pushing and screaming at Shen whenever he fell over to get back to his feet. Uncomfortable viewing but maybe tough love is what Ron Shen needs?
Winners: Steve Blackman & Ron Shen via pinfall in 07:10
3. NWA Windy City Tag Team Championship Match ~ Chicago Street Fight
The Hooligan Squad (Danny Burch & Dave Mastiff) [c] VERSES The Only Way Is Beards (Mike Knoxx & Tyson T-Bone) w/Jimmy Hart
-This was another psyhical matchup as they fought out into the actual street, into alley-ways...into a local store (which saw hilarious items being thrown at each other, such as cabbage shots to the head of T-Bone by Burch and then in the finish Knoxx putting barcodes on Mastiff's head and scanning him and sending his massive body down the check-out conveyor belt before dumping him into a trolley at the end and shoving Mastiff sending him flying out of the doors and turning over in the trolley before T-Bone made the cover in the middle of the road and picked up the victory and the tag team titles!
*Winners: The Only Way Is Beards via pinfall in 12:10 to win the Tag Team Titles!
4. Cyber TV Championship - Ladder Match
"John Doe" [c] w/Dave Rayne VERSES Rey Mysterio
Dave Rayne came out with the belt sans Jimmy Hart who was still out in the supermarket somewhere. Rayne however said that's not an issue because he's positive that he won't be needed tonight because John Doe, the Cyber TV Champion could defeat Rey Mysterio and his dodgy knee's in a ladder match, of all matches - without too much trouble.
Dave Rayne then introduced the man who would defend the Title tonight, John Doe, and out walked a grinning CARLITO! The man who did all the damage to Rey Rey's knee's over the past few weeks. I think we see a plan or a business deal developing here from Rayne & Carlito!
Dave shook Carlito's hand and slipped him something in a purple purse and then went on to trash Rey some more;
"Rayne: Rey is knackered... I imagine he takes his legs off when he's not on camera, and has someone carry him around in a sack, like when Chewbacca had to lug around a dismembered C3PO! I..."
*Rey Mysterio's music hit's interupting Rayne's tirade and Mysterio hobbles down to the ring*
-The match was as to be expected really, as Rey Mysterio gave it his all. Never giving up, but obviously in great pain, limited and severely struggling with the ladder. Rey had a good chance to win it at one point but his badly injured knee's gave in on him as he scaled the ladder. Carlito hit the Back Stabber and then scaled the ladder for the victory and grabbed the Cyber TV Title to retain the title for John Doe.
A smiling Dave Rayne went to give his congrats to Carlito and held his arm out for the title, but Carlito side-stepped him and burned him, leaving the ring with the Cyber TV Title! A shocked Dave Rayne marched about the ring not really knowing what to do and pointing and screaming at Carlito to get back into the ring but Carlito just did one with the belt with a smirk on his face.
Winner: John Doe (Carlito) in 09:10 to retain the TV Title. Carlito leaves with the belt.
5. Zero Gravity Championship Match ~ Steel Asylum Match
American Kickboxer 2 [c] VERSES Evan Bourne VERSES Noam Dar
-Noam Dar escaped the Cage first, kicking off a last gasp attempt from AK2 to catch him, to win the Zero Gravity Title in a tremendous fast-paced, high flying match!
Winner: Noam Dar in 13:19 to win the Zero Gravity Title!
6. NWA North American Heavyweight Title Match ~2 Out of 3 Falls
Harry Smith [c] VERSES Mark Jindrak
-A superstar in Mexico, Jindrak got in the ring and told Harry Smith if he doesn't think Jindrak can be as much of a star in the States as he was South of the Border, then he can go down south and suck his Jindrak! This kicked off a back and forth super competitive match-up for the NWA North American Title between Jindrak and the son of the British Bulldog, Harry Smith.
*1st Fall: Smith pinned Jindrak with a running powerslam @ 06:44 to go 1-0 up for the champ.
*2nd Fall: Jindrak pins Harry Smith with Air Jindrak @ 08:20 to make it 1-1 with all to play for the final fall.
*3rd Fall: Jindrak was DQ'd when he was caught nailing Smith with a steel chair to make it 2-1 to Smith and he retains the title.
-Jindrak was incensed with the result, shouting that this iPPV is supposed to be called UNCENSORED! Jindrak couldn't believe he'd been DQ'd but those where the rules! Jindrak was pissed and nailed Smith with a chair shot after the bell! AND ANOTHER! AND A THIRD! Jindrak decimated the North American Champion with a FOURTH CHAIR SHOT to the head and then left the ring to boo's.
Winner: Harry Smith by 2 Falls to 1 and retains the title.
7. Grudge Match: Veteran vs Upstart! ~ Falls Count Anywhere Match
Jack Swagger VERSES "Shooting Star" Kris Travis
-Already beating Travis 2 times previously prior to tonight, each time Travis has been coming closer and closer to defeating Swagger, and tonight that theme continued.
Travis seemed alot crisper and more fluid than Swagger tonight and often embarassed his veteran opponent with how better and more aggressive he was tonight. However Swagger took the fight backstage and managed to hook Travis up on a pulley upside down and pinned Travis for the 3 count against the wall for an unconventional pin.
Crafty Vet Swagger goes 3-0 up against Kris Travis, but Travis was still screaming that he was not done with Swagger as he thrashed away while officials tried to unfasten Travis from the pulley. When will this kid learn to give up? He's not good enough yet to beat Swagger but he's bloody trying hard!
Winner: Jack Swagger in 10:44 via pinfall
8. Challenge Match - Rematch! ~ Nash must beat CTD in under 5 minutes
"Big Daddy Cool" Kevin Nash VERSES Crash Test Dummy w/Jimmy Hart
-This was a fun match as Nash basically battered and played with Crash Test Dummy, taking his time despite racing against the clock, when with 30 seconds remaining Nash had enough and set up CTD for the Jacknife powerbomb but in an amazing scene Jimmy Hart starting waving people out and coming out from the stands, out from the back, from under-the-ring came an absolute slew of JOBBERS!!!! (Or sometimes perceived jobbers and under-valued talents!) Barry Horowitz, L.A Gore, Bubblegum, Rockstar Spud, Dick Ryder, Jeffery Flockhart, Jobber from Hybrid Pro, Paul Roma, PJ Walker, Tony DeVito, Jim Powers, "Pistol" Pez Whatley, Italian Stallion, Brooklyn Brawler and about 20 other skinny, whiter than white, local talent jobbers led the assault upon Kevin Nash coming at him from all angles!
Nash was pinging them about with Big Boots, Clotheslines, Powerbombs aplenty. It was like batting practice for Nash as he knocked the hell out of any jobber that came near him. Some jumped on his back and he flung them off, seeing them going flying. Nash had just about cleared shop when the bell sounds and he realises what has happened, he has run out of time!
CTD WINS! CTD WINS!
The Jobbers regroup and unite and carry an almost limp Crash Test Dummy out on their shoulders throwing him up and down in celebration as CTD comes too and realises that somehow he just won!!! While back in the ring an embarrassed Nash looks on enraged!
Winner: Crash Test Dummy in 5.00 as Nash failed to beat him within the time-limit.
9. CPW Television Championship ~ 30 Min Iron Man Match
Rob Van Dam [c] VERSES Kevin Steen
Winner: Rob Van Dam defeated Kevin Steen by 3 Falls to 2 in a crazy paced match.
-Steen pushed RVD to the limit here! After the bell had rung and Steen had narrowly missed squaring things up as he had RVD basically down to be pinned he put the belt on RVD's face as he laid on his back and scaled the top rope hitting a big leg-drop down onto the face of RVD! This I don't believe is over!
10. Tables Match
CM Punk VERSES Bully Ray
Bully: I BET YOU AWL WERE EXPECTING A MATCHUP WITH YOUR HOMETOWN "HERO" C M PUNK!
*a large "CM PUNK!" chant breaks out*
Bully: HOWEVAH HE AIN'T GONNA BE HEAH TONIGHT, BECAWSE HE'S CURRENTLY WATCHING TONOIT FROM A MIAMI HAWSPITAL!
*Crowd boos*
Bully: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND LOSAHS? YOU GUYS SUPPOWT THE CHICAWGO CUBS! THEY HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE PLAYAWFS IN OVAH A DECADE! YOU HAVE DA CHICAWGO BEARS FOR A
FOOTBAWL TEAM! YOUR QWATERBACK IS SO SAWFT HE MAKES EGYPTIAN CAWTON LOOK HARD! DON'T GET ME STAWTED ON DA BULLS! YOU GAWYS WAS JUST JORDAN AND A BUNCH OF PUPPETS; AND WHEN
HE LEFT YOU AWL CRUMBLED!
*Ray is getting NUCLEAR heat from the crowd as he gets in the ring*
Bully: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GIVE YOUR BOY PUNK TIL DA COUNT OF TEN BEFORE HE GETS COUNTED OUT AND I GO BACK TO A REAL CITY: NEW YAWK; AND SINCE HE'S TOO INJURED TO
COMPETE, IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE TITLE! NOW REF! DO YOUR DAMN JOB, COUNT CM P**** OUT AND GIVE ME MY WIN!
Ref gets to a count of 8 before "Cult of Personality" hits.
CM PUNK; limping, waist bandaged, and carrying a mic, comes out to a LOUD reaction from his hometown crowd.
Punk: Bully Ray *wincing*, you think you can destroy me by putting me through a dining room table? Have you forgotten where I'm from? I'M FROM CHICAGO!
*crowd pops*
Punk: I heard you trashing Chicago sports in the back, and it got me to thinking, yeah what you said may be true. After Cleveland and Philly, Chicago might have the worst
luck sports wise; although I must point out.....Chicago Blackhawks.
*Crowd pops*
Punk: The point is; I, like my home city of Chicago, will keep coming back no matter how much crap you throw at us. I may have a broken rib, a concussion, and a bruised
kidney; but as God and these people as my witness I will NEVER quit fighting. Bully Ray, and Alberto Del Rio because I know that you're watching, realize this; I don't care
what you throw at me, you're going to have to kill me to stop me from walking into Spring Stampede's main event and walking out the next NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
*Punk gets in the ring gingerly and hisses in pain*
Punk: Now ref, ring the bell.
-Thus began an extremely hard hitting fight between the two NWA South Beach Stars who showcased themselves here like only they can on iPPV in NWA Windy City. Bully was the aggressor but Punk just would not die and showed why he is perhaps the best in the world right now when he is 100%. However the injuries inflicted upon CM Punk could not be overcome and Bully Ray managed to slip out of a weak GTS attempt from a suffering Punk and flip Punk around for a Samoan Drop through a table for the somewhat upset victory that even Bully Ray seemed a bit shocked by!
This is another one that I'm very sure, is not over.
Winner: Bully Ray in 15:29
11. MAIN-EVENT:
NWA Windy City Heavyweight Championship - Brass Knuckles on a Pole Match
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters [c] VERSES "The Only Star" Daniel Puder
-This was a short match for a main-event, but with the feud these two men have had, it was never going to be a long, drawn out tactical affair. There was basically some Brass Knuckles on a pole and these two men beat the hell out of each other in order to get it first. Puder got the brass knucks first, but missed when he swung wildly at Masters and dropped them. Masters swiftly picked them up, turned-around and BANG smacked Puder right in the guts big time winding him and then latched on The Master-Lock! Puder fought it and hung-on like the bad-ass he is...but he had to tap as Masters lynched down on the move!
Masters retained his title and handing the ref the Knuckles was being presented the belt, when Daniel Puder took down the ref stealing the brass knuckles and then absolutely BLASTED Chris Masters right on his chin KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD! Puder draped the belt on Masters chest and put his foot on Master's chest as the show came to a close!
Winner: Chris Masters via tap-out with The Master-Lock in 08:52
