Post by howardschilling on Jun 27, 2014 17:27:50 GMT -7
Note: Sorry about the lateness and overall lack of me being around. Life just got REALLY busy around here so this is going to be a bare bones show with a LOT of promo work.
South Beach TV opens up to a sold out Pensacola Civic Center as your announce team of Howard E. and your favorite teacher, Matt Striker, welcome everyone before "Iteration" hits bringing South Beach TV Champion "The Panama City Playboy" Adam Cole, "The Southern Gal" Eva Marie, and "The Kentucky Gentleman" Chuck Taylor out to a chorus of cheers. They get in the ring and Cole grabs a mic.
Cole: You know, The Panama City Playboy always has his ear to the ground on things in the social media world; and the one thing he keeps hearing on Twitter, Instagram, email, Facebook and Snapchat is "Why did you decide to help out Tyler Black in his match with Jon Moxley?" and "Why did you enter the King of the Ring tournament after bashing Tyler Black for entering it last year?". The answer to the first is that while I hate the ground that those do-gooders Tyler and Johnny walk on, THOSE LOW LIFES IN THE BULLET CLUB STOLE MY TAG TEAM TITLES! Tyler Black, Johnny Gargano, know that if you win tonight that we're coming after those belts. You won't be champions, you'll be placeholders. As for the King of the Ring, if someone as grungy as Tyler Black can win that thing, then really it should be a breeze for someone who has more talent in their left thumb than Tyler does in his whole body to win it all. When I win King of the Ring, I will build a castle in Panama City and all of you peasants will be my serfs. I-
"Special Op" hits and Tyler Black comes out with Johnny Gargano. Johnny is holding a mic.
Johnny: ADAM COLE! I'M GETTING SICK. TO. DEATH. OF. YOU. You have made my life a living hell for the last eight months and son I'm out for your blood. People say I've lost a step, and that might be true, but the one thing that cannot be disputed is that I am one of THE. GREATEST. JUNIOR. HEAVYWEIGHTS. of the last five years! *crowd cheers* Tonight I want your ass in the ring and I know that Tyler and I got a match tonight but I got enough stamina to go all night in that ring. I almost forgot! Tyler, why don't you tell these people how we'll be taking the tag titles that should have been ours almost a month ago.
Tyler: Oh Adam, Adam, Adam; the B-E-A-U-TIFUL thing about you being in the King of the Ring tournament this year is that I can make you look like the hypocrite you are. I get to put my hands on you Adam, I get to hurt you, and I get to destroy you on the way to claiming King of the Ring for the second year straight. *the camera shows Cole's face shifting between amusement and anger. Now Jon Moxley and PAC? I know you're back there, and it occurred to me over the last two weeks that the ONLY WAY to beat you is by taking away your advantage. Tonight, in front of this capacity crowd, we will take back what we should have won back at the end of May.....inside the confines of a STEEL CAGE! *The crowd pops HUGE for this* Bray Wyatt, you talk about not being able to escape from the darkness? You say the only way to beat the darkness is to embrace it? You take in the underutilized, the misused, the sick, the ones that have nothing to look forward to; I say LOOK AT ME! I have been toiling in midcard hell for the last THREE YEARS! Joe Rother was one of the few people to give me a chance and when his promotion folded I was left with nothing BUT darkness but I CLAWED BACK! I have worked in the gym, worked in the ring, honed my craft all around the world and I have BEATEN THE DARKNESS! *crowd pops* Tonight, with one of my best friends by my side, I beat the "monsters" and continue my own climb to the top of the NWA. Daniel Bryan, you are one of the greatest wrestlers of the last twenty years and a PHENOMENAL Junior Heavyweight Champion, but you have something that I desire: that World Junior Heavyweight title. I'm coming for you next Daniel....
The lights go out, and four lanterns come on....
Bray: This little light of mine.....I'm gonna let it shine.
Moxley: This little light of mine.....I'm gonna let it shine.
Hero and PAC: This little light of mine.....I'm gonna let it shine.
Bullet Club: Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.......
Striker: Just when you thought it couldn't get ANY creepier.......
Bray: The ignorance of the blissful continues to amaze me......you maverick men think that you have found your salvation but what you did was hand us the nails for your crosses. You have locked yourself in with the reapers and there is no man, prothean, turian, or....Shepard to save you from your destruction! You have opened the relays and allowed us into your Citadel, where we will become the keepers of your souls. You think you have beaten the darkness Tyler? No....you have only slipped further into its velvety clutches. If I were you Jonathan....I would save myself before I was cast down with the rest of the puppets. Run......
Moxley: Tyler, Tyler, your heart is as black as the clothes you wear! You used to be so smart Tyler what happened? You have WILLFULLY put you and your partner in an environment where the laws of gravity are felt harshly, but my partner is a man who gravity forgot! Tyler, your little run back to your paper throne ends inside the confines of a steel cage, but that's not the only reason why I'm out here! NWA 3 Rivers, the home of our old friends *Moxley exaggeratedly uses air quotes* "The Militia" is hosting an iPPV called "Why Can't We Be Friends?". How cute. Dustin Smith, do you want to know why we can't be friends? It's because the darkness doesn't allow for friendship. It only allows for obedience. PAC and I will show how strong darkness is and will win our way through the tournament to prove our dominance I-
JBL's music hits and we have OFFICIALLY hit "Clusterfuck" levels for the amount of people involved in an opening segment, but the GM has a mic so let's hear what HE has to say.
JBL: HOOEY MAGGLE WE GOT OURSELVES A BARN BURNER TONIGHT DON'T WE MAGGLE? THIS IS GREAT MAGGLE! Tonight everyone is gonna smell like smoke because they will have walked through fahr tonight. Johnny you ain't facing Adam Cole tonight because we are having a match in the King of the ring tournament tonight. Tonight maggle, we're gonna have Adam Cole facing off with a guy that some have called generic but is just insane: SAMI ZAYN! *The crowd pops as Cole looks furious and Gargano smiles* It's gonna be great maggle! *The Bullet Club goes to leave but JBL stops them* AND JUST WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! Bray you want to go around saying that heroes are dead well then hooey are we gonna figure that out tonight! Tonight Chris Hero is defending his belt against a guy who's familiar with killin! HOMICIDE!
The crowd pops, Hero looks furious, and Wyatt laughs as we go to commercial.
*commercial*
We come back and Kenny King places an open challenge to anyone in the crowd to see if they can put down The Pretty Boy Pitbull.
Match Number One: Kenny King vs. Johan Stevenson
This wasn't a match as so much as it was a slaughter. King wins with the Royal Flush in under three minutes.
Winner: Kenny King
After the match King continues the beat down but gets run off by Rhett Titus who challenges Kenny to a Florida Death Match at End of Days. Rhett says that on the flight line of Hurlburt Field, he'll kill Kenny!
*commercial*
Back from break and Adam Cole is out for his King of the Ring match against Sami Zayn
Match Number Two: Adam Cole vs. Sami Zayn
This was one hell of a match between two ring generals and the crowd was on the edge of their seat throughout the entire match. Cole tried every shady trick in the book but it was not to be as Zayn countered Coleateral into a BRAINBUSTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH of his own for the win!
Winner: Sami Zayn
After the match Cole would attack Zayn after a post-match handshake.
*commercial*
After the break we go to the back where Claudio Castagnoli meets Chris Hero and says that he and the others will be watching his title match VERY closely and IF Hero makes it out intact he won't have the title for long.
Match Number Three: Chris Hero (c) vs. Homicide (NWA 3 Rivers)
This match was BRUTAL as both men can and love to work stiff. Homicide showed why he is considered by many to be one of the best workers today, nearly winning the belt on several occasions but it was not to be as the lights would go out and Bray Wyatt would appear at ringside, distracting Homicide long enough for Hero to deliver a MASSIVE roaring elbow for the win.
Winner (and STILL NWA South Beach Champion): Chris Hero
After the match Bray and Hero would celebrate only for the lights to go off again! When they came back on Brodie Lee was in the ring and for the first time Bray Wyatt looked a little perplexed! Brodie Lee would wander around and finally attack Hero! Lee would hit a package piledriver on Hero before hitting a Truck Stop on Wyatt as the crowd goes NUTS! Castagnoli would then come out and offer a hand to Brodie but Brodie would shake his head no before delivering a BIG Brodie Bomb to the Swiss Superman! Brodie would then take off his flannel shirt to reveal a Militia shirt! JBL would then come out and make a match for End of Days with The Militia taking on The Bullet Club in an 8 man elimination match!
*commercial*
Coming back from commercial and it was time for our main event.
Main Event: The Bullet Club (PAC and John Moxley) (c) vs. The Mavericks (Tyler Black and Johnny Gargano) in a steel cage match for the NWA South Beach Tag Team Titles
Words cannot do this match justice. In this match were four men that could, quite literally, tear the house down if they wanted to.This match went back and forth, with the momentum switching sides seemingly from moment to moment. The finish comes when Gargano catches PAC trying to hit a corkscrew plancha off the top turnbuckle, hitting him with a Lawn Dart into the cage followed by a Baby Ace Crusher before getting hit with Dirty Deeds by Moxley. Moxley would gloat but ended up getting caught with a SICK Avada Kedavra followed by God's Last Gift by Tyler Black for the victory!
Winners (and NEW NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions): The Mavericks!
After the match Gargano and Black embrace in the middle of the ring as the crowd chants for both men. The South Beach Tag Titles are presented to the new champs and tears are flowing from both men......but "Iteration" hits, bringing "The Panama City Playboy" Adam Cole and "The Kentucky Gentleman" Chuck Taylor with it. The crowd boos relentlessly. How dare they interrupt this? Cole has a mic in his hand and it appears that the South Beach TV champ is going to have the last word.
Cole: *clapping ironically* Congratulations to Tyler and Johnny. Everybody give them a hand! Come on! Give them a round of applause! *claps ironically again* Juuuuuust don't get too attached to those belts boys, because like I said; you're not really champions, you're placeholders. Now I know all of you simpletons here and watching at home are thinking that since THIS is the last episode of South Beach TV that I'm an idiot, but I'm not. South Beach may be closing, but not before the End of Days. Just right down the road from here, on the flight line of Hurlburt Field, NWA South Beach's End of Days will indeed come to pass; and I'm here to make a challenge. Tyler and Johnny, I'll give you your due; you're both phenomenal competitors that can go in the ring for days.....or at least....an hour. That's why that at End of Days, if you're the fighting champions you've said you'll be, Chuck and I are challenging you for those belts.....in the FIRST EVER.....IRON TEAM MATCH! *the crowd "oohs" expectantly* That's right. The two of us against the two of you. One hour. Most falls at the end of an hour are declared the FINAL South Beach tag team champions!
Gargano and Black, exhausted as they are, confer with each other for a moment before turning back to the entrance ramp nodding! Black and Gargano hold the belts up and the top and middle ropes open as if to invite The Southern Gentlemen in! Ladies and Gentlemen you won't want to miss this one! Sunday, July the eighth, LIVE on iPPV from South Beach Owner Howard E. Schilling's old stomping grounds; the flightline at Hurlburt Field, NWA South Beach proudly presents "END OF DAYS"!
South Beach TV opens up to a sold out Pensacola Civic Center as your announce team of Howard E. and your favorite teacher, Matt Striker, welcome everyone before "Iteration" hits bringing South Beach TV Champion "The Panama City Playboy" Adam Cole, "The Southern Gal" Eva Marie, and "The Kentucky Gentleman" Chuck Taylor out to a chorus of cheers. They get in the ring and Cole grabs a mic.
Cole: You know, The Panama City Playboy always has his ear to the ground on things in the social media world; and the one thing he keeps hearing on Twitter, Instagram, email, Facebook and Snapchat is "Why did you decide to help out Tyler Black in his match with Jon Moxley?" and "Why did you enter the King of the Ring tournament after bashing Tyler Black for entering it last year?". The answer to the first is that while I hate the ground that those do-gooders Tyler and Johnny walk on, THOSE LOW LIFES IN THE BULLET CLUB STOLE MY TAG TEAM TITLES! Tyler Black, Johnny Gargano, know that if you win tonight that we're coming after those belts. You won't be champions, you'll be placeholders. As for the King of the Ring, if someone as grungy as Tyler Black can win that thing, then really it should be a breeze for someone who has more talent in their left thumb than Tyler does in his whole body to win it all. When I win King of the Ring, I will build a castle in Panama City and all of you peasants will be my serfs. I-
"Special Op" hits and Tyler Black comes out with Johnny Gargano. Johnny is holding a mic.
Johnny: ADAM COLE! I'M GETTING SICK. TO. DEATH. OF. YOU. You have made my life a living hell for the last eight months and son I'm out for your blood. People say I've lost a step, and that might be true, but the one thing that cannot be disputed is that I am one of THE. GREATEST. JUNIOR. HEAVYWEIGHTS. of the last five years! *crowd cheers* Tonight I want your ass in the ring and I know that Tyler and I got a match tonight but I got enough stamina to go all night in that ring. I almost forgot! Tyler, why don't you tell these people how we'll be taking the tag titles that should have been ours almost a month ago.
Tyler: Oh Adam, Adam, Adam; the B-E-A-U-TIFUL thing about you being in the King of the Ring tournament this year is that I can make you look like the hypocrite you are. I get to put my hands on you Adam, I get to hurt you, and I get to destroy you on the way to claiming King of the Ring for the second year straight. *the camera shows Cole's face shifting between amusement and anger. Now Jon Moxley and PAC? I know you're back there, and it occurred to me over the last two weeks that the ONLY WAY to beat you is by taking away your advantage. Tonight, in front of this capacity crowd, we will take back what we should have won back at the end of May.....inside the confines of a STEEL CAGE! *The crowd pops HUGE for this* Bray Wyatt, you talk about not being able to escape from the darkness? You say the only way to beat the darkness is to embrace it? You take in the underutilized, the misused, the sick, the ones that have nothing to look forward to; I say LOOK AT ME! I have been toiling in midcard hell for the last THREE YEARS! Joe Rother was one of the few people to give me a chance and when his promotion folded I was left with nothing BUT darkness but I CLAWED BACK! I have worked in the gym, worked in the ring, honed my craft all around the world and I have BEATEN THE DARKNESS! *crowd pops* Tonight, with one of my best friends by my side, I beat the "monsters" and continue my own climb to the top of the NWA. Daniel Bryan, you are one of the greatest wrestlers of the last twenty years and a PHENOMENAL Junior Heavyweight Champion, but you have something that I desire: that World Junior Heavyweight title. I'm coming for you next Daniel....
The lights go out, and four lanterns come on....
Bray: This little light of mine.....I'm gonna let it shine.
Moxley: This little light of mine.....I'm gonna let it shine.
Hero and PAC: This little light of mine.....I'm gonna let it shine.
Bullet Club: Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.......
Striker: Just when you thought it couldn't get ANY creepier.......
Bray: The ignorance of the blissful continues to amaze me......you maverick men think that you have found your salvation but what you did was hand us the nails for your crosses. You have locked yourself in with the reapers and there is no man, prothean, turian, or....Shepard to save you from your destruction! You have opened the relays and allowed us into your Citadel, where we will become the keepers of your souls. You think you have beaten the darkness Tyler? No....you have only slipped further into its velvety clutches. If I were you Jonathan....I would save myself before I was cast down with the rest of the puppets. Run......
Moxley: Tyler, Tyler, your heart is as black as the clothes you wear! You used to be so smart Tyler what happened? You have WILLFULLY put you and your partner in an environment where the laws of gravity are felt harshly, but my partner is a man who gravity forgot! Tyler, your little run back to your paper throne ends inside the confines of a steel cage, but that's not the only reason why I'm out here! NWA 3 Rivers, the home of our old friends *Moxley exaggeratedly uses air quotes* "The Militia" is hosting an iPPV called "Why Can't We Be Friends?". How cute. Dustin Smith, do you want to know why we can't be friends? It's because the darkness doesn't allow for friendship. It only allows for obedience. PAC and I will show how strong darkness is and will win our way through the tournament to prove our dominance I-
JBL's music hits and we have OFFICIALLY hit "Clusterfuck" levels for the amount of people involved in an opening segment, but the GM has a mic so let's hear what HE has to say.
JBL: HOOEY MAGGLE WE GOT OURSELVES A BARN BURNER TONIGHT DON'T WE MAGGLE? THIS IS GREAT MAGGLE! Tonight everyone is gonna smell like smoke because they will have walked through fahr tonight. Johnny you ain't facing Adam Cole tonight because we are having a match in the King of the ring tournament tonight. Tonight maggle, we're gonna have Adam Cole facing off with a guy that some have called generic but is just insane: SAMI ZAYN! *The crowd pops as Cole looks furious and Gargano smiles* It's gonna be great maggle! *The Bullet Club goes to leave but JBL stops them* AND JUST WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! Bray you want to go around saying that heroes are dead well then hooey are we gonna figure that out tonight! Tonight Chris Hero is defending his belt against a guy who's familiar with killin! HOMICIDE!
The crowd pops, Hero looks furious, and Wyatt laughs as we go to commercial.
*commercial*
We come back and Kenny King places an open challenge to anyone in the crowd to see if they can put down The Pretty Boy Pitbull.
Match Number One: Kenny King vs. Johan Stevenson
This wasn't a match as so much as it was a slaughter. King wins with the Royal Flush in under three minutes.
Winner: Kenny King
After the match King continues the beat down but gets run off by Rhett Titus who challenges Kenny to a Florida Death Match at End of Days. Rhett says that on the flight line of Hurlburt Field, he'll kill Kenny!
*commercial*
Back from break and Adam Cole is out for his King of the Ring match against Sami Zayn
Match Number Two: Adam Cole vs. Sami Zayn
This was one hell of a match between two ring generals and the crowd was on the edge of their seat throughout the entire match. Cole tried every shady trick in the book but it was not to be as Zayn countered Coleateral into a BRAINBUSTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH of his own for the win!
Winner: Sami Zayn
After the match Cole would attack Zayn after a post-match handshake.
*commercial*
After the break we go to the back where Claudio Castagnoli meets Chris Hero and says that he and the others will be watching his title match VERY closely and IF Hero makes it out intact he won't have the title for long.
Match Number Three: Chris Hero (c) vs. Homicide (NWA 3 Rivers)
This match was BRUTAL as both men can and love to work stiff. Homicide showed why he is considered by many to be one of the best workers today, nearly winning the belt on several occasions but it was not to be as the lights would go out and Bray Wyatt would appear at ringside, distracting Homicide long enough for Hero to deliver a MASSIVE roaring elbow for the win.
Winner (and STILL NWA South Beach Champion): Chris Hero
After the match Bray and Hero would celebrate only for the lights to go off again! When they came back on Brodie Lee was in the ring and for the first time Bray Wyatt looked a little perplexed! Brodie Lee would wander around and finally attack Hero! Lee would hit a package piledriver on Hero before hitting a Truck Stop on Wyatt as the crowd goes NUTS! Castagnoli would then come out and offer a hand to Brodie but Brodie would shake his head no before delivering a BIG Brodie Bomb to the Swiss Superman! Brodie would then take off his flannel shirt to reveal a Militia shirt! JBL would then come out and make a match for End of Days with The Militia taking on The Bullet Club in an 8 man elimination match!
*commercial*
Coming back from commercial and it was time for our main event.
Main Event: The Bullet Club (PAC and John Moxley) (c) vs. The Mavericks (Tyler Black and Johnny Gargano) in a steel cage match for the NWA South Beach Tag Team Titles
Words cannot do this match justice. In this match were four men that could, quite literally, tear the house down if they wanted to.This match went back and forth, with the momentum switching sides seemingly from moment to moment. The finish comes when Gargano catches PAC trying to hit a corkscrew plancha off the top turnbuckle, hitting him with a Lawn Dart into the cage followed by a Baby Ace Crusher before getting hit with Dirty Deeds by Moxley. Moxley would gloat but ended up getting caught with a SICK Avada Kedavra followed by God's Last Gift by Tyler Black for the victory!
Winners (and NEW NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions): The Mavericks!
After the match Gargano and Black embrace in the middle of the ring as the crowd chants for both men. The South Beach Tag Titles are presented to the new champs and tears are flowing from both men......but "Iteration" hits, bringing "The Panama City Playboy" Adam Cole and "The Kentucky Gentleman" Chuck Taylor with it. The crowd boos relentlessly. How dare they interrupt this? Cole has a mic in his hand and it appears that the South Beach TV champ is going to have the last word.
Cole: *clapping ironically* Congratulations to Tyler and Johnny. Everybody give them a hand! Come on! Give them a round of applause! *claps ironically again* Juuuuuust don't get too attached to those belts boys, because like I said; you're not really champions, you're placeholders. Now I know all of you simpletons here and watching at home are thinking that since THIS is the last episode of South Beach TV that I'm an idiot, but I'm not. South Beach may be closing, but not before the End of Days. Just right down the road from here, on the flight line of Hurlburt Field, NWA South Beach's End of Days will indeed come to pass; and I'm here to make a challenge. Tyler and Johnny, I'll give you your due; you're both phenomenal competitors that can go in the ring for days.....or at least....an hour. That's why that at End of Days, if you're the fighting champions you've said you'll be, Chuck and I are challenging you for those belts.....in the FIRST EVER.....IRON TEAM MATCH! *the crowd "oohs" expectantly* That's right. The two of us against the two of you. One hour. Most falls at the end of an hour are declared the FINAL South Beach tag team champions!
Gargano and Black, exhausted as they are, confer with each other for a moment before turning back to the entrance ramp nodding! Black and Gargano hold the belts up and the top and middle ropes open as if to invite The Southern Gentlemen in! Ladies and Gentlemen you won't want to miss this one! Sunday, July the eighth, LIVE on iPPV from South Beach Owner Howard E. Schilling's old stomping grounds; the flightline at Hurlburt Field, NWA South Beach proudly presents "END OF DAYS"!
