BCCW TV Episode #57 (Finger of God)
Feb 4, 2015 11:03:28 GMT -7
Post by madstepdad on Feb 4, 2015 11:03:28 GMT -7
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Warning!
"Broken City Championship Wrestling" by MadStepDad is labeled "NSFW", and features content about marijuana and currently illegal substances, as well as fantasy-wrestling, fight-fiction and other cannabis-related subject matter.
BCCW content includes information about cannabis cultivation, drug laws, drug tests, the recreational use of marijuana, the medical uses for marijuana and the worldwide war for fantasy-wrestling supremacy. BCCW also contains photographs of cannabis plants and links to other drug- and/or hemp-related sites. All content is for educational and entertainment purposes ONLY. This website is for mature audiences only. We strongly encourage those users under 18 years of age to EXIT this site immediately.
** BCCW has 5 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
** BCCW is a fight-fiction arena that blends the stylistics of Lucha Underground with UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs Siver from Boston. **
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel. Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Editors Note:
Ever since the 28 Grams mixtape dropped, we've been calling giant joints "fingers" in honor. A little after Thanksgiving, the Growhouse I had the pleasure of visiting was finally harvested. It yielded 67+ oz of "Girl Scout Cookies", "Blue Dream" and "Luke Skywalker". Early in the blooming period, I noticed one of the packages was labeled "Luke 11:20" and jokingly said it was a Bible reference. One quick google search later revealed the truth of that startling statement. "Finger of God". Hallelujah! All through the Holidays and into the New Year we celebrated (including a record 9 giant Raw cones over a 3 hour period). We witnessed incredible triple-overtime NBA games, awesome UFC fights (both PPV and broadcast TV) & "Deflate-Gate". All the while fingers continue to burn at an all-time high. The results of which you are about to see... Read on...
"But if it is by the finger of God that I cast out demons, then the kingdom of God has come upon you."
-- Luke 11:20
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
"The Bottomline"
Recall to the closing moments of "Vote or Die"... followed by BCCW TV Episode #56 (Live from the Growhouse)... and the last Fight Night special. All examples of criminal mischief by World champ Steve Austin, who has turned Crusher Casey & John Cena into accomplices.
** Mash-Up Wrestling WORLD Champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!! **
Entrance & theme of WORLD champion Stone Cold Steve Austin (epic pop). Chant-worthy promo from Austin that tears Commissioner MVP, the French Lion and the Mafia down to size. Closes with some harsh words for his challenger at NYR5 Bobby Lashley, and finally the Mafia answers.
"Money Power Respect" - the Commissioner's corrupt stable
Entrance & theme of "Money Power Respect". Commissioner MVP retorts ("WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?") while Lashley intimidates. If Austin doesn't take them seriously, Commissioner MVP will punish him "the hard way". Those threats eventually manifest into Commissioner MVP booking Austin into a gauntlet match TONIGHT - against Money Power Respect!! And if Austin can't make it to NYR5 after his match tonight, then Lashley will win the WORLD title by forfeit!
Austin vs Money Power Respect
(Gauntlet Match)
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
__________________________________________________________________________
PAUL LONDON (w/ Wendi Richter)
versus
BLKJEEZ (w/ April Hunter)
w/ 
vs. 
w/ 
Lucha Underground-style encounter from the 1st and 2nd Flyweight champions in company history. London is fresh off his battles with Adam Cole over the title and can no longer challenge while Cole is the champion. But BLKJeez can, and with BLKOut valet April Hunter in his corner (unleashing hairspray into the eyes of Paul London), he picks up the dirty victory! Postmatch, BLKJeez shows his true colors by publicly degrading Wendi Richter (while she's restrained by April Hunter) before *powerbombing* her violently! More horrific male-on-woman violence from BCCW BLKOut that is *banned in Boston* and everywhere else but the Mash-Up Wrestling Network!
Winner: BLKJEEZ
BCCW BLKOut in da building! Now BLKJeez is building his way back into Flyweight contention, and continues that ascent by calling out the War Chief Don Eagle! Just to make sure he gets the message, BLKJeez runs down Eagle's valet with a litany of disgusting and offensive curses that must be wildly bleeped out! Cut the video before we get tossed off the air!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
SHEAMUS vs. JUSHIN "Thunder" LIGER
(Catchweight Bout)
versus 
Liger is #1 contender for the Flyweight title at NYR5, but took this match tonight out of retribution (see last TV Episode for Sheamus' violent, unprovoked assault). Flyweight champion Adam Cole (w/ valet Sable) is on guest commentary and looks very dapper in his custom-tailored suit. They discuss many topics (chiefly Adam Cole's futuristic Flyweight win) while the daredevil Liger duels with a bullying Celtic Warrior. A slight interaction with Sable at ringside stalls Liger just long enough for him to fall victim to a Sheamus brogue kick! Even with the size advantage, Sheamus resorts to a dastardly sneak attack! 1! 2! 3!! Postmatch, Sheamus reminds the rest of BCCW that he will rampage through everybody until he gets what he wants - championship gold!!!
Winner: SHEAMUS
Sheamus is about to make due on his threat by finally breaking Liger's body in half over a guardrail - when a theme song interuption gives him pause...
Enter CACTUS JACK!!
The xtreme madman cuts a priceless promo on Sheamus, giving him the competition he craves! Violence only begets more violence, and at NYR5... Sheamus will learn the meaning of torture! Cactus Jack challenges him to an Xtreme Rulez bout! Bang bang! Cactus Jack is bringing the toys and we get a sneak preview tonight! Trash can off Sheamus' head! Steel lid! Welt-raising kendo stick shots! But Sheamus flees before Cactus can break out the barbed-wire board! The Celtic Warrior will have no place to run at NYR5! Xtreme Rulez crucifixion!!
Sheamus (2015) vs. Cactus Jack (1995)
(Xtreme Rulez Bout)
Only at "New Years Revolution 2015! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
FRANK SCARPA vs. KOFI KINGSTON
(Middleweight #1 Contender Bout)
versus 
Huge clash of styles, genres and ages - making this another true Mash-Up classic! Kofi Kingston the Dark is part of the NOD Militia, while Frank Scarpa represents internationally as part of the "Boston Strongmen" camp. Commentators discuss their run-ins with MW champion Kevin FN Steen, specifically his sneak attacks against Scarpa. Kofi Kingston takes advantage of those pre-sustained wounds tonight, but it's still not enough to break Scarpa's will. He dodges a "Trouble in Paradise" kick by tumbling out of the way, and answers with a "Hands of Stone" KO punch! POW! Kingston goes down like he was shot, and Scarpa picks up the victory! Despite the protestations of Militia stablemate Butch Reed at ringside! But even he don't want no part of the "Powerhouse" Frank Sexton, Scarpa's own stablemate, so the Strongmen are left alone to accentuate their victory. Scarpa closes with some patriotic tough-talk (including his huge win on a rival ppv one month ago), and promising Kevin FN Steen the time has come for the MW title to return home!
Winner: FRANK SCARPA
Watch "AGPW War on the East Coast" for a synopsis of this feuds origins (click here)
See ICW Results 1/24/15 for the continuation! (click here)
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
Special Announcement:
BCCW & Mash-Up Wrestling favorite MARIA MENOUNOS will once again be hosting the Year End Award Celebration! FINALLY - the winners of the 2014 Achievement Awards will be revealed! Only at the biggest party of the new year... BCCW New Years Revolution 5!!! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
"A Contract Bound with Blood"
"Hogan" - John Cena
Inspired by the 3-way contract signing going into Royal Rumble 2015, and sprinkled with a bit of recent UFC flavor. This prototypical "contract-Signing" between John Cena & Andre the Giant (for their big match at NYR5) is preceded by an MMA-styled "Weigh In", in which both men take the scale (with Andre nearly crushing it) and share a tense staredown. The above-referenced contract signing then occurs.
John Cena (2015) versus Andre the Giant (1987)
(Heavyweight Bout)
Only at New Years Revolution 2015!! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
Yvon "le Lion" Robert ©
BCCW HW champion French Lion is surrounded by a bevy of International beauties in his private suite. A large key hangs around his neck (like the owner of Lucha Underground). In this case, the key unlocks a safety deposit box that holds a blank contract for a HW title shot against Lion at NYR5. The French Lion plans on revealing that new #1 contender tonight, but first he's gonna have his way with all these women. In the midst of his sexual seduction, the key is removed from around the Lion's neck where it is placed on a nearby desk out of sight. The sexual revolution continues, with a new #1 Contender to the HW title to be announced later tonight... CUT!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
** BCCW Television title **
STEVE "Crusher" CASEY (1942) ©
versus
"Masshole" MIKE MCCARTHY (2016)
(w/ "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble)
versus 
w/ 
Another timeline Dream Match with a distinct local flavor (no, its not Honey Dew Donuts!) Its new TV Champion Crusher Casey - pillar of society and "Ireland's Greatest Athlete"... versus the derelict scumbag Masshole McCarthy and his boorish manager! Hugely entertaining shtick from Masshole & Rumble that is just good heel fun. The former MW champion (in the vein of IC title-era Honky Tonk Man) pulls out all the stops and cheap tricks, but just can't get over Crusher.
Crusher Casey has elevated his game to an even higher level since losing his HW title to Commissioner MVP's regime, and uses his Television title pulpit to constantly keep them in his cross-hairs. Crusher is a "President Paul Bowser-guy" who eagerly supports his return! Casey crushes McCarthy with a Brogue Kick / White Noise combo for the pin, and looks dominant doing it! Another successful title defense for Steve Casey, but will it be his last?? He already lost one cherished championship to the Montreal Mafia... and now Kenny King awaits him at "NYR5"!!
Winner (and *still* BCCW TV Champion): STEVE "Crusher" CASEY ©
Speaking of Kenny King - he displays uncalled-for disrespect by showing up postmatch to stare down Crusher Casey... *and then spitting on him!* In a classic "somebody hold me back!" moment, Kenny King hides behind the walls of security that appear to keep both men separated! Crusher Casey is ENRAGED!
Kenny King *spits in the face* of the great Irish Legend, and current Television champion!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN ©
versus
MONEY POWER RESPECT
(Gauntlet Match)
versus
White-hot Stone Cold match at the height of his Attitude Era powers. He winds up running through Kenny King quite energetically, as a still-enraged Crusher Casey shows up to chase Kenny all the way backstage! Countout! Commissioner MVP himself was next, and did much better - especially when he brought foreign objects and low blows into play. During the middle of the bout, he suddenly announced it was "No DQ" rules and broke out a huge metal wrench! But before his raging ego could steal another victory (over the WORLD champion no less), Commissioner MVP is thwarted once more - this time by JOHN CENA, who shows up to intercept his weapon strike and FUAA Commissioner MVP *through* the ringside announce table! Huge pop! Another countout!
But the night isn't over! The final opponent is Bobby Lashley, who will be facing Austin for the WORLD title at NYR5!! Blaster Lashley is a former ECW, TNA, BCCW TV and Heavyweight champion with amateur and MMA credentials to his name! He winds up bullying Austin like Brock Lesnar would have done if Austin never quit Raw and stormed off in protest (circa 2002ish)!! Lashley spears Austin and appears to have the match in hand, when Stone Cold rolls to the outside to recuperate. But just then - the giant video wall in the arena flares to life! Look who it is!
BCCW President Paul Bowser!!
The Prez is back with a special notification for Commissioner MVP, Bobby Lashley, French Lion & the rest of the Montreal Mafia - the jig is up! The President is back to reclaim his power, and oust the rabble rousers! It all starts at NYR5, as President Bowser announces the WORLD title match will now have a special guest ring enforcer to ensure no outside shenanigans... that special troubleshooting enforcer will be the undefeated 49-0 Boxing World champion (and Brockton Blockbuster) ROCKY MARCIANO! "The Rock" will return to BCCW at NYR5!
Kick! Wham! Stunner! Stone Cold Steve Austin uses the President Bowser video interruption to blindside Bobby Lashley and hit him with a Stunner! Huge crowd pop! But the match is thrown out when BCCW HW Champion French Lion runs in and CLOBBERS Austin with the HW title belt! Match ends in a no-contest, as now Lashley & Lion double-team Austin! But President Paul Bowser isn't through! He appears in person on the top of the entrance ramp, and halts the beatdown in progress with another stunning proclamation... President Paul Bowser holds up the precious key that was always hanging around Le Lion's neck! The one that opens a safety deposit box with a blank contract! Now the French Lion is stunned and enraged! President Paul Bowser however assures he is no lying, cheating, stealer... BUT! He knows someone who is... and the man responsible for stealing Yvon Robert's precious key in the first place...
** SEGUE **
__________________________________________________________________________
"Crown of Thorns"
BCCW HW Champion The French Lion ©
Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero! HUGE POP! Eddie addresses the "controversy" of this meddling (see above promo), and with President Bowser's full backing, assumes the new #1 Contendership! Eddie signed the blank contract! Guerrero will face The French Lion for the BCCW HW title at NYR5!! This place has gone BONKERS! The French Lion is flipping out! Commissioner MVP (slowly recovering from his table spot) is irate! Austin recuperates enough to clear out the ring with a steel chair! The Montreal Mafia is in full retreat! Austin is in the center of the ring with the WORLD championship! Eddie Guerrero is smiling on the entrance ramp with a signed contract for the HW title!
Stay tuned, the biggest party of the New Year is fast upon us!!
** FADE OUT **
__________________________________________________________________________
Warning!
"Broken City Championship Wrestling" by MadStepDad is labeled "NSFW", and features content about marijuana and currently illegal substances, as well as fantasy-wrestling, fight-fiction and other cannabis-related subject matter.
BCCW content includes information about cannabis cultivation, drug laws, drug tests, the recreational use of marijuana, the medical uses for marijuana and the worldwide war for fantasy-wrestling supremacy. BCCW also contains photographs of cannabis plants and links to other drug- and/or hemp-related sites. All content is for educational and entertainment purposes ONLY. This website is for mature audiences only. We strongly encourage those users under 18 years of age to EXIT this site immediately.
** BCCW has 5 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
** BCCW is a fight-fiction arena that blends the stylistics of Lucha Underground with UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs Siver from Boston. **
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel. Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Editors Note:
Ever since the 28 Grams mixtape dropped, we've been calling giant joints "fingers" in honor. A little after Thanksgiving, the Growhouse I had the pleasure of visiting was finally harvested. It yielded 67+ oz of "Girl Scout Cookies", "Blue Dream" and "Luke Skywalker". Early in the blooming period, I noticed one of the packages was labeled "Luke 11:20" and jokingly said it was a Bible reference. One quick google search later revealed the truth of that startling statement. "Finger of God". Hallelujah! All through the Holidays and into the New Year we celebrated (including a record 9 giant Raw cones over a 3 hour period). We witnessed incredible triple-overtime NBA games, awesome UFC fights (both PPV and broadcast TV) & "Deflate-Gate". All the while fingers continue to burn at an all-time high. The results of which you are about to see... Read on...
"But if it is by the finger of God that I cast out demons, then the kingdom of God has come upon you."
-- Luke 11:20
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
"The Bottomline"
Recall to the closing moments of "Vote or Die"... followed by BCCW TV Episode #56 (Live from the Growhouse)... and the last Fight Night special. All examples of criminal mischief by World champ Steve Austin, who has turned Crusher Casey & John Cena into accomplices.
** Mash-Up Wrestling WORLD Champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!! **
Entrance & theme of WORLD champion Stone Cold Steve Austin (epic pop). Chant-worthy promo from Austin that tears Commissioner MVP, the French Lion and the Mafia down to size. Closes with some harsh words for his challenger at NYR5 Bobby Lashley, and finally the Mafia answers.
"Money Power Respect" - the Commissioner's corrupt stable
Entrance & theme of "Money Power Respect". Commissioner MVP retorts ("WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?") while Lashley intimidates. If Austin doesn't take them seriously, Commissioner MVP will punish him "the hard way". Those threats eventually manifest into Commissioner MVP booking Austin into a gauntlet match TONIGHT - against Money Power Respect!! And if Austin can't make it to NYR5 after his match tonight, then Lashley will win the WORLD title by forfeit!
Austin vs Money Power Respect
(Gauntlet Match)
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
__________________________________________________________________________
PAUL LONDON (w/ Wendi Richter)
versus
BLKJEEZ (w/ April Hunter)
w/ vs. w/ Lucha Underground-style encounter from the 1st and 2nd Flyweight champions in company history. London is fresh off his battles with Adam Cole over the title and can no longer challenge while Cole is the champion. But BLKJeez can, and with BLKOut valet April Hunter in his corner (unleashing hairspray into the eyes of Paul London), he picks up the dirty victory! Postmatch, BLKJeez shows his true colors by publicly degrading Wendi Richter (while she's restrained by April Hunter) before *powerbombing* her violently! More horrific male-on-woman violence from BCCW BLKOut that is *banned in Boston* and everywhere else but the Mash-Up Wrestling Network!
Winner: BLKJEEZ
BCCW BLKOut in da building! Now BLKJeez is building his way back into Flyweight contention, and continues that ascent by calling out the War Chief Don Eagle! Just to make sure he gets the message, BLKJeez runs down Eagle's valet with a litany of disgusting and offensive curses that must be wildly bleeped out! Cut the video before we get tossed off the air!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
SHEAMUS vs. JUSHIN "Thunder" LIGER
(Catchweight Bout)
versus Liger is #1 contender for the Flyweight title at NYR5, but took this match tonight out of retribution (see last TV Episode for Sheamus' violent, unprovoked assault). Flyweight champion Adam Cole (w/ valet Sable) is on guest commentary and looks very dapper in his custom-tailored suit. They discuss many topics (chiefly Adam Cole's futuristic Flyweight win) while the daredevil Liger duels with a bullying Celtic Warrior. A slight interaction with Sable at ringside stalls Liger just long enough for him to fall victim to a Sheamus brogue kick! Even with the size advantage, Sheamus resorts to a dastardly sneak attack! 1! 2! 3!! Postmatch, Sheamus reminds the rest of BCCW that he will rampage through everybody until he gets what he wants - championship gold!!!
Winner: SHEAMUS
Sheamus is about to make due on his threat by finally breaking Liger's body in half over a guardrail - when a theme song interuption gives him pause...
Enter CACTUS JACK!!
The xtreme madman cuts a priceless promo on Sheamus, giving him the competition he craves! Violence only begets more violence, and at NYR5... Sheamus will learn the meaning of torture! Cactus Jack challenges him to an Xtreme Rulez bout! Bang bang! Cactus Jack is bringing the toys and we get a sneak preview tonight! Trash can off Sheamus' head! Steel lid! Welt-raising kendo stick shots! But Sheamus flees before Cactus can break out the barbed-wire board! The Celtic Warrior will have no place to run at NYR5! Xtreme Rulez crucifixion!!
Sheamus (2015) vs. Cactus Jack (1995)
(Xtreme Rulez Bout)
Only at "New Years Revolution 2015! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
FRANK SCARPA vs. KOFI KINGSTON
(Middleweight #1 Contender Bout)
versus Huge clash of styles, genres and ages - making this another true Mash-Up classic! Kofi Kingston the Dark is part of the NOD Militia, while Frank Scarpa represents internationally as part of the "Boston Strongmen" camp. Commentators discuss their run-ins with MW champion Kevin FN Steen, specifically his sneak attacks against Scarpa. Kofi Kingston takes advantage of those pre-sustained wounds tonight, but it's still not enough to break Scarpa's will. He dodges a "Trouble in Paradise" kick by tumbling out of the way, and answers with a "Hands of Stone" KO punch! POW! Kingston goes down like he was shot, and Scarpa picks up the victory! Despite the protestations of Militia stablemate Butch Reed at ringside! But even he don't want no part of the "Powerhouse" Frank Sexton, Scarpa's own stablemate, so the Strongmen are left alone to accentuate their victory. Scarpa closes with some patriotic tough-talk (including his huge win on a rival ppv one month ago), and promising Kevin FN Steen the time has come for the MW title to return home!
Winner: FRANK SCARPA
Watch "AGPW War on the East Coast" for a synopsis of this feuds origins (click here)
See ICW Results 1/24/15 for the continuation! (click here)
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
Special Announcement:
BCCW & Mash-Up Wrestling favorite MARIA MENOUNOS will once again be hosting the Year End Award Celebration! FINALLY - the winners of the 2014 Achievement Awards will be revealed! Only at the biggest party of the new year... BCCW New Years Revolution 5!!! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
"A Contract Bound with Blood"
"Hogan" - John Cena
Inspired by the 3-way contract signing going into Royal Rumble 2015, and sprinkled with a bit of recent UFC flavor. This prototypical "contract-Signing" between John Cena & Andre the Giant (for their big match at NYR5) is preceded by an MMA-styled "Weigh In", in which both men take the scale (with Andre nearly crushing it) and share a tense staredown. The above-referenced contract signing then occurs.
John Cena (2015) versus Andre the Giant (1987)
(Heavyweight Bout)
Only at New Years Revolution 2015!! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Backstage Interlude **
Yvon "le Lion" Robert ©
BCCW HW champion French Lion is surrounded by a bevy of International beauties in his private suite. A large key hangs around his neck (like the owner of Lucha Underground). In this case, the key unlocks a safety deposit box that holds a blank contract for a HW title shot against Lion at NYR5. The French Lion plans on revealing that new #1 contender tonight, but first he's gonna have his way with all these women. In the midst of his sexual seduction, the key is removed from around the Lion's neck where it is placed on a nearby desk out of sight. The sexual revolution continues, with a new #1 Contender to the HW title to be announced later tonight... CUT!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
** BCCW Television title **
STEVE "Crusher" CASEY (1942) ©
versus
"Masshole" MIKE MCCARTHY (2016)
(w/ "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble)
versus w/ Another timeline Dream Match with a distinct local flavor (no, its not Honey Dew Donuts!) Its new TV Champion Crusher Casey - pillar of society and "Ireland's Greatest Athlete"... versus the derelict scumbag Masshole McCarthy and his boorish manager! Hugely entertaining shtick from Masshole & Rumble that is just good heel fun. The former MW champion (in the vein of IC title-era Honky Tonk Man) pulls out all the stops and cheap tricks, but just can't get over Crusher.
Crusher Casey has elevated his game to an even higher level since losing his HW title to Commissioner MVP's regime, and uses his Television title pulpit to constantly keep them in his cross-hairs. Crusher is a "President Paul Bowser-guy" who eagerly supports his return! Casey crushes McCarthy with a Brogue Kick / White Noise combo for the pin, and looks dominant doing it! Another successful title defense for Steve Casey, but will it be his last?? He already lost one cherished championship to the Montreal Mafia... and now Kenny King awaits him at "NYR5"!!
Winner (and *still* BCCW TV Champion): STEVE "Crusher" CASEY ©
Speaking of Kenny King - he displays uncalled-for disrespect by showing up postmatch to stare down Crusher Casey... *and then spitting on him!* In a classic "somebody hold me back!" moment, Kenny King hides behind the walls of security that appear to keep both men separated! Crusher Casey is ENRAGED!
Kenny King *spits in the face* of the great Irish Legend, and current Television champion!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN ©
versus
MONEY POWER RESPECT
(Gauntlet Match)
versus White-hot Stone Cold match at the height of his Attitude Era powers. He winds up running through Kenny King quite energetically, as a still-enraged Crusher Casey shows up to chase Kenny all the way backstage! Countout! Commissioner MVP himself was next, and did much better - especially when he brought foreign objects and low blows into play. During the middle of the bout, he suddenly announced it was "No DQ" rules and broke out a huge metal wrench! But before his raging ego could steal another victory (over the WORLD champion no less), Commissioner MVP is thwarted once more - this time by JOHN CENA, who shows up to intercept his weapon strike and FUAA Commissioner MVP *through* the ringside announce table! Huge pop! Another countout!
But the night isn't over! The final opponent is Bobby Lashley, who will be facing Austin for the WORLD title at NYR5!! Blaster Lashley is a former ECW, TNA, BCCW TV and Heavyweight champion with amateur and MMA credentials to his name! He winds up bullying Austin like Brock Lesnar would have done if Austin never quit Raw and stormed off in protest (circa 2002ish)!! Lashley spears Austin and appears to have the match in hand, when Stone Cold rolls to the outside to recuperate. But just then - the giant video wall in the arena flares to life! Look who it is!
BCCW President Paul Bowser!!
The Prez is back with a special notification for Commissioner MVP, Bobby Lashley, French Lion & the rest of the Montreal Mafia - the jig is up! The President is back to reclaim his power, and oust the rabble rousers! It all starts at NYR5, as President Bowser announces the WORLD title match will now have a special guest ring enforcer to ensure no outside shenanigans... that special troubleshooting enforcer will be the undefeated 49-0 Boxing World champion (and Brockton Blockbuster) ROCKY MARCIANO! "The Rock" will return to BCCW at NYR5!
Kick! Wham! Stunner! Stone Cold Steve Austin uses the President Bowser video interruption to blindside Bobby Lashley and hit him with a Stunner! Huge crowd pop! But the match is thrown out when BCCW HW Champion French Lion runs in and CLOBBERS Austin with the HW title belt! Match ends in a no-contest, as now Lashley & Lion double-team Austin! But President Paul Bowser isn't through! He appears in person on the top of the entrance ramp, and halts the beatdown in progress with another stunning proclamation... President Paul Bowser holds up the precious key that was always hanging around Le Lion's neck! The one that opens a safety deposit box with a blank contract! Now the French Lion is stunned and enraged! President Paul Bowser however assures he is no lying, cheating, stealer... BUT! He knows someone who is... and the man responsible for stealing Yvon Robert's precious key in the first place...
** SEGUE **
__________________________________________________________________________
"Crown of Thorns"
BCCW HW Champion The French Lion ©
Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero! HUGE POP! Eddie addresses the "controversy" of this meddling (see above promo), and with President Bowser's full backing, assumes the new #1 Contendership! Eddie signed the blank contract! Guerrero will face The French Lion for the BCCW HW title at NYR5!! This place has gone BONKERS! The French Lion is flipping out! Commissioner MVP (slowly recovering from his table spot) is irate! Austin recuperates enough to clear out the ring with a steel chair! The Montreal Mafia is in full retreat! Austin is in the center of the ring with the WORLD championship! Eddie Guerrero is smiling on the entrance ramp with a signed contract for the HW title!
Stay tuned, the biggest party of the New Year is fast upon us!!
** FADE OUT **
__________________________________________________________________________
