NWA Parts Unknown Results- 26/05/2012
May 26, 2012 10:34:53 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on May 26, 2012 10:34:53 GMT -7
Before we begin, allow me to give a little explanation. I'm writing this show not as a debut type show, but as if the promotion has been running for many, many years, so essentially this episode jumps in into the midle of various things going on, which will become more apparent over time. The idea is similair to how when you watch a promotion you've never seen before from a random point, your leaping in and aren't exactly aware of all that is going on until you get into the company. So yeah, bare with me on this.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy the show, and if you read this, please do give some feedback, I'd like to know what you think and if this promotion has a future or not, since I've never written an all fantasy show before.
NWA Parts Unknown Results- 26/05/2012
Good evening everyone. I have never seen nor heard of anyone or anything from NWA Parts Unknown before, and needless to say I will try to recap this show as best I can. In a preview to the show I found a web link that has given some information to work with, but this is already a trip into the unknown for me, no pun intended.
On tonight's show, Dead Show defends his NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title against Jobber, Pickens Incorporated battle The Legal Team for the Tag Team Titles, Beard Samuelson faces "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes in a deathmatch and much more.
We open the show with the group known as Pickens Incorporated coming to the interview area, lead by Jim Pickens, which consists of Beard Samuelson, Horatio Meatcastle and Chest Washington. Pickens is a creepy, middle aged looking guy, with a grey/black goatee and poor dress sense that makes him look like an old man. He's apparently been managing in Parts Unknown Wrestling for over 20 years.
Pickens: Tonight is a big night for Pickens Incorporated. Beard Samuelson is finally going to put an end to that rookie nobody Jamie Wilkes in a match that he has specialised in for many years, the deathmatch. By the time Beard is done with him, Jamie Wilkes will be a shadow of his former self!
Everyone laughs at this, including the interviewer. I don't get the joke?!?
Pickens: In addition, my latest tag team, Horatio Meatcastle and Chest Washington, fresh out of developmental with brand new trademarked names to go with them, are going to win the Tag Team Titles from the biggest joke of a team ever, The Legal Team.
Horatio: Legal Team! We don't care about your lawyering skills, when we're finished with your going to need medical attention! Tonight you are going to feel the true power of the meat compactor!
Before this awful promo can continue further, out come The Legal Team, Brutus Briefcase and Jerry "The King" Lawyer.
Briefcase: Hey Jim Pickens, guess what. After we get done with your latest team of losers, they may need to get a lawyer, because we are going to beat you so bad that it will be considered a felony!
Before anything else can be said, Cain and Cabal, The Hell Warriors, attack The Legal Team from behind! They take The Legal Team to the ring and hit Hells Gate on Briefcase, their combination Powerbomb/Neckbreaker, and bash Lawyer over the head with a steel chair! They leave as Jim Pickens senses an opportunity, he signals for a referee and our Tag Team Title match is going to get underway right now.
NWA Parts Unknown Tag Team Title Match- The Legal Team (Brutus Briefcase and Jerry "The King" Lawyer) vs Pickens Incorporated (Horatio Meatcastle and Chest Washington) w/Jim Pickens
The match did not last very long, as instantly Meatcastle hat Lawyer with the Meat Compacter, a big Sitout Powerbomb, and pinned him for the 1-2-3, new champions!
Winners- NEW Tag Team Champions, Pickens Incorporated
Jim Pickens celebrates his tenth Tag Team Title victory, ending the two month reign of The Legal Team, and Meatcastle and Washington celebrate like they won the World Series. Will we see a title defence next week?
"The Future" Chris Hernandez vs "Super Sexy" Shane Riviera w/"DJ Master" Dean James
Hernandez has been on a tear in Parts Unknown Wrestling for well over a year, he won the annual Young Lions Cup tournament, previously won by Riviera who is a former Tag Team Champion with his partner "DJ Master" Dean James. Hernandez starts by working the arm with a series of submissions, looking to setup Riviera for one of his finishers, the Arm Breaker, a move he used to break Doink The Clown's arm a few months ago. Riviera had James distract Hernandez before attacking him from behind, then wore down Hernandez with a Sleeper Hold. Hernandez battled back, throwing some big strikes, and began to setup for the Future Destroyer, but James got up on the apron again. Riviera went for a big charge, missed Hernandez and accidentally ran into James, knocking him off the apron. One Future Destroyer later, and Hernandez got another big win in his quest to become, at 20 years of age, the youngest NWA Parts Unknown champion in history.
Winner- "The Future" Chris Hernandez
Deathmatch Rules- Beard Samuelson w/Jim Pickens vs "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes w/"Dangerous" David Diaz
Wilkes is in his rookie year as a pro, but his brawling talent is almost unheard of for someone his age, he has torn through almost every wrestler put in front of him, including winning his first every match against the very experienced Samuelson. Samuelson is a veteran, he's been competing in the sports for over 40 years and thanks to his massive beard he looks like Necro Butcher's granddad, but don't let that fool you as his deathmatches have been some of the most vicious matches ever seen in wrestling history. This one was no different, as Wilkes and Samuelson utterly killed each other. Samuelson repeatedly bashed Wilkes over the head with a barbed wire baseball bat, driving the barbed wire into his forehead with force, and put him through a barbed wire board with a Beardplex. But Wilkes would simply not stay down, and fought back with intensity, ripping the barbed wire off the bat and trying to strangle Samuelson with it. He then got a barbed wire chair he put together himself, tied Samuelson to the ropes and repeatedly smashed him with it, leaving Samuelson a bloody mess. Finally, he got two glass panes from under the ring, put Samuelson between the two, went to the top with a chair and smashed the panes with a chair assisted Legdrop, OH MY GOD! Wilkes was declared the winner by knockout
Winner- "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes
Jim Pickens tried to, for some reason, attack Wilkes post match with a chair, but Wilkes's partner, "Dangerous" David Diaz, grabbed the chair and knocked out Pickens with one punch. While Pickens Associates may have won the Tag Team Titles tonight, they lost the feud ending match with Jamie Wilkes, and undoubtedly The Dangerous Brothers will be serious contenders for the Tag Team Titles now that Wiles is finished with Samuelson.
NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title Match- "The Darkness Prince" Dead Show w/The Master Manipulator vs Jobber
Dead Show is undefeated in two and a half years in NWA Parts Unknown, and in the 3 years he has been with the promotion he was only ever defeated once, that defeat coming from Kill Machine in a Hell in a Cell Match. He has held the title for almost 1 full year. Jobber on the other hand has lost 185 matches in a row, and the fans sarcastically chant "Jobber" in the style of Goldberg when he comes out. Jobber did not manage to last long against the monstrous Dead Show, who tossed around his small opponent with considerable ease, showing all of his various power moves. Thankfully for Jobber ended the match after a couple of minutes, hitting Death's Door to secure the victory, as if it was ever in doubt.
Winner- Dead Show
Dead Show and The Master Manipulator make their way to the interview area.
Manipulator: There is not a single man who can defeat my monster, he has beaten every single opponent put in place for him for the past year as champion, and I don't envision anyone ever winning this title from him. So thats why I want to issue an ultimatum, if the NWA can't come up with some decent opponents for our champion, he is going to walk out and take the belt with him. We don't care who you are, if you honestly think you can beat the most unstoppable force pro wrestling has ever seen, get over here next week and try, we will be waiting.
The show end with Dead Show celebrating his easy victory, and The Master Manipulator laughing maniacally! Will anyone from the NWA answer the challenge, or is nobody man enough?
Anyways, I hope you enjoy the show, and if you read this, please do give some feedback, I'd like to know what you think and if this promotion has a future or not, since I've never written an all fantasy show before.
NWA Parts Unknown Results- 26/05/2012
Good evening everyone. I have never seen nor heard of anyone or anything from NWA Parts Unknown before, and needless to say I will try to recap this show as best I can. In a preview to the show I found a web link that has given some information to work with, but this is already a trip into the unknown for me, no pun intended.
On tonight's show, Dead Show defends his NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title against Jobber, Pickens Incorporated battle The Legal Team for the Tag Team Titles, Beard Samuelson faces "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes in a deathmatch and much more.
We open the show with the group known as Pickens Incorporated coming to the interview area, lead by Jim Pickens, which consists of Beard Samuelson, Horatio Meatcastle and Chest Washington. Pickens is a creepy, middle aged looking guy, with a grey/black goatee and poor dress sense that makes him look like an old man. He's apparently been managing in Parts Unknown Wrestling for over 20 years.
Pickens: Tonight is a big night for Pickens Incorporated. Beard Samuelson is finally going to put an end to that rookie nobody Jamie Wilkes in a match that he has specialised in for many years, the deathmatch. By the time Beard is done with him, Jamie Wilkes will be a shadow of his former self!
Everyone laughs at this, including the interviewer. I don't get the joke?!?
Pickens: In addition, my latest tag team, Horatio Meatcastle and Chest Washington, fresh out of developmental with brand new trademarked names to go with them, are going to win the Tag Team Titles from the biggest joke of a team ever, The Legal Team.
Horatio: Legal Team! We don't care about your lawyering skills, when we're finished with your going to need medical attention! Tonight you are going to feel the true power of the meat compactor!
Before this awful promo can continue further, out come The Legal Team, Brutus Briefcase and Jerry "The King" Lawyer.
Briefcase: Hey Jim Pickens, guess what. After we get done with your latest team of losers, they may need to get a lawyer, because we are going to beat you so bad that it will be considered a felony!
Before anything else can be said, Cain and Cabal, The Hell Warriors, attack The Legal Team from behind! They take The Legal Team to the ring and hit Hells Gate on Briefcase, their combination Powerbomb/Neckbreaker, and bash Lawyer over the head with a steel chair! They leave as Jim Pickens senses an opportunity, he signals for a referee and our Tag Team Title match is going to get underway right now.
NWA Parts Unknown Tag Team Title Match- The Legal Team (Brutus Briefcase and Jerry "The King" Lawyer) vs Pickens Incorporated (Horatio Meatcastle and Chest Washington) w/Jim Pickens
The match did not last very long, as instantly Meatcastle hat Lawyer with the Meat Compacter, a big Sitout Powerbomb, and pinned him for the 1-2-3, new champions!
Winners- NEW Tag Team Champions, Pickens Incorporated
Jim Pickens celebrates his tenth Tag Team Title victory, ending the two month reign of The Legal Team, and Meatcastle and Washington celebrate like they won the World Series. Will we see a title defence next week?
"The Future" Chris Hernandez vs "Super Sexy" Shane Riviera w/"DJ Master" Dean James
Hernandez has been on a tear in Parts Unknown Wrestling for well over a year, he won the annual Young Lions Cup tournament, previously won by Riviera who is a former Tag Team Champion with his partner "DJ Master" Dean James. Hernandez starts by working the arm with a series of submissions, looking to setup Riviera for one of his finishers, the Arm Breaker, a move he used to break Doink The Clown's arm a few months ago. Riviera had James distract Hernandez before attacking him from behind, then wore down Hernandez with a Sleeper Hold. Hernandez battled back, throwing some big strikes, and began to setup for the Future Destroyer, but James got up on the apron again. Riviera went for a big charge, missed Hernandez and accidentally ran into James, knocking him off the apron. One Future Destroyer later, and Hernandez got another big win in his quest to become, at 20 years of age, the youngest NWA Parts Unknown champion in history.
Winner- "The Future" Chris Hernandez
Deathmatch Rules- Beard Samuelson w/Jim Pickens vs "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes w/"Dangerous" David Diaz
Wilkes is in his rookie year as a pro, but his brawling talent is almost unheard of for someone his age, he has torn through almost every wrestler put in front of him, including winning his first every match against the very experienced Samuelson. Samuelson is a veteran, he's been competing in the sports for over 40 years and thanks to his massive beard he looks like Necro Butcher's granddad, but don't let that fool you as his deathmatches have been some of the most vicious matches ever seen in wrestling history. This one was no different, as Wilkes and Samuelson utterly killed each other. Samuelson repeatedly bashed Wilkes over the head with a barbed wire baseball bat, driving the barbed wire into his forehead with force, and put him through a barbed wire board with a Beardplex. But Wilkes would simply not stay down, and fought back with intensity, ripping the barbed wire off the bat and trying to strangle Samuelson with it. He then got a barbed wire chair he put together himself, tied Samuelson to the ropes and repeatedly smashed him with it, leaving Samuelson a bloody mess. Finally, he got two glass panes from under the ring, put Samuelson between the two, went to the top with a chair and smashed the panes with a chair assisted Legdrop, OH MY GOD! Wilkes was declared the winner by knockout
Winner- "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes
Jim Pickens tried to, for some reason, attack Wilkes post match with a chair, but Wilkes's partner, "Dangerous" David Diaz, grabbed the chair and knocked out Pickens with one punch. While Pickens Associates may have won the Tag Team Titles tonight, they lost the feud ending match with Jamie Wilkes, and undoubtedly The Dangerous Brothers will be serious contenders for the Tag Team Titles now that Wiles is finished with Samuelson.
NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title Match- "The Darkness Prince" Dead Show w/The Master Manipulator vs Jobber
Dead Show is undefeated in two and a half years in NWA Parts Unknown, and in the 3 years he has been with the promotion he was only ever defeated once, that defeat coming from Kill Machine in a Hell in a Cell Match. He has held the title for almost 1 full year. Jobber on the other hand has lost 185 matches in a row, and the fans sarcastically chant "Jobber" in the style of Goldberg when he comes out. Jobber did not manage to last long against the monstrous Dead Show, who tossed around his small opponent with considerable ease, showing all of his various power moves. Thankfully for Jobber ended the match after a couple of minutes, hitting Death's Door to secure the victory, as if it was ever in doubt.
Winner- Dead Show
Dead Show and The Master Manipulator make their way to the interview area.
Manipulator: There is not a single man who can defeat my monster, he has beaten every single opponent put in place for him for the past year as champion, and I don't envision anyone ever winning this title from him. So thats why I want to issue an ultimatum, if the NWA can't come up with some decent opponents for our champion, he is going to walk out and take the belt with him. We don't care who you are, if you honestly think you can beat the most unstoppable force pro wrestling has ever seen, get over here next week and try, we will be waiting.
The show end with Dead Show celebrating his easy victory, and The Master Manipulator laughing maniacally! Will anyone from the NWA answer the challenge, or is nobody man enough?
