NWA JPP Roleplaying Board

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Jan. 15, 2012

Syuri and Makoto arrive at Lin Bairon's apartment looking dejected. Makoto knocks on the door. Lin Answers a short while later.

Lin: Good morning my servants. Why are you frowning, it's a beautiful sunny morning. What time is it?
Syuri: 8:45
Lin: I said to be here at 8:44, you're late!
Syuri: We were here at 8:44.
Lin: Are you saying I lied?
Syuri: *SIGH* No, we were late, you're right.
Lin: Hmmmm how should our tardy servants be punished?
Tess: (kicks a bag of dogfood) Your dog knocked over it's bag of food. I think it's a servant's job to clean that up.
Lin: She's always a messy little girl. Pick up all the pieces of dog food and place them back in the bag. Do it one piece at a time and you can each only use one finger

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Jan. 15, 2012

Kimiko comes out of the office. Asami and a few girls are watching tv in the living room.

Kimiko: I got us a big public appearance.
Asami: Where and when?
Kimiko: Comic World Hong Kong on January 29th
Asami: That sounds great. How did you get that?
Kimiko: I saw an ad for it, so I called them to enquire if there was any space for us. They had one booth left. I managed to get it for us.
Ramu: You know what those shows are like Kimiko? It's tens of thousands of nerds and geeks. So many of them in cosplay costumes. My moms actually met at one of them back in Tokyo.
Kimiko: Sounds like you like these events Ramu. Would you and Keiko want to work the booth?
Ramu: Whatya say Keiko, wanna do it?
Keiko: Sure
Asami: I told the organizers that we'd have the JPP Singles champion and the NWA Women's World champion there.
Makoto: Can I come too? I'll bring one of my cosplay costumes. Maybe I could find a cute Hong Kong boy. Maybe my partner can come too.
Syuri: Me?
Kimiko: Do you want to?
Syuri: Sounds like fun. Shouldn't we have someone there who speaks Cantonese?
Kimiko: That's either Martini or Lin. Can we trust Lin to behave herself?
Asami: Get some tickets for her, Tess and Serena. We know what kind of scenes they can cause. It will be good publicity for us.
Kimiko: Brilliant idea. Maybe we can intensify the scene a bit if Kana was there too.
Kana: As longs as those lunatics don't get too out of hand.... Yeah, I know, bad pun.
Kimiko: I'll call Martini and ask her if she wants to be there as our translator.

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Jan. 16, 2012
10:34AM

Syuri and Makoto arrive at Lin Bairon's apartment to find out what they'll have to do today. Syuri reluctantly knocks on the door and Lin answers.

Lin: You're early! I said be here at 10:35 (Tess and Serena are laughing in the background)
Syuri: We were a minute late yesterday. Now we're a minute early and you're still upset.
Lin: How difficult is it to be on time?
Makoto: She's not worth the argument Syuri
Lin: I don't want to hear another word from either of you until I tell you to talk. Get in here and do what you're told.

They quietly walk into the small kitchen. There is a bag of rice and four chopsticks on the counter.

Lin: I'm not sure if I have enough rice for the rest of the week. I want you to count how much is in the bag... one grain at a time... using the chopsticks
Syuri: *SIGH*

They pick up the chopsticks and start counting. About 90 minutes later, they have finished counting. They stare at Lin.

Lin: Are you finished? What too you so long?... answer me!
Syuri: (gripping the chopsticks, ready to attack) We're done
Lin: How many grains is there?
Makoto: 51,967 grains
Tess: I think they're wrong.
Serena: They're definately wrong.
Lin: (spills the rice) Count them again!

Syuri and Makoto both hold up the chopsticks like knives as they stare angrily.

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Jan. 16, 2012

The girls who've stayed in Hong Kong are cleaning up after dinner.

Kimiko: That was good food Britani. What did you call it again?
Britani: Bangers and mash. Me mum taught it to me when I was a girl.
Ramu: It's nice but I prefer Ronaldo's cooking. He's a natural in the kitchen.
Britani: Who's Ronaldo?
Ramu: He's my fiance. He's good at cooking Japanese and great at cooking real Mexican food, not that stuff you get at restaurants.
Asami: Maybe he could cook for us sometime.
Keiko: I miss his cooking too.
Asami: If he's as good as you say, we could bring him here this coming weekend. Some of us... (looking at Kimiko)... can barely boil water for tea.
Kimiko: Hey, was that some sort of crack at me? I know how to use the microwave and I can order delivery.
Ramu: I'll give him a call and see if he wants to come.

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Jan. 17, 2012

Syuri and Makoto are back at the aprtment after Lin Bairon had them cleaning the grout on her floor with toothbrushes all morning and most of the afternoon. They showered then went downstairs and relaxed in the sauna for about 30 minutes. They are flaked out in the livingroom, watching tv when Martini Ip comes in.

Martini: Hey girls. How was your day?
Syuri: You don't wanna know what they had us do today.
Martini: Feel like going out to get some food?
Makoto: I could eat so much
Syuri: Even after the way you inhaled that bag of chips?
Martini: Put on some decent clothes and we'll go.

About 45 minutes later, they walk into Pizza Express. Martini leads them over to a table where two guys are sitting.

Martini: Syuri, Makoto this is my boyfriend Mengling and his brother Juannu
Mengling: Martini's told us about her friends but she didn't say you were beautiful.
Makoto: *giggle*
Syuri: *blush*
Juannu: *blushes*
Mengling: Forgive my brother's silence, he always gets shy around beautiful girls

[nwajoshi]

To borrow a movie quote, I'm baaaaack! Since the day I left wrestling over two years ago, there's been talk about when and if I'd come back and why I left. The simple reason why I left was that I got too much too soon. I was too young to be able to emotionally handle all the pressures that fans and promotors placed on me. I won titles, won awards, appeared in magazines and on tv all before I was 19. I just wasn't ready for all that.

I have always loved wrestling and I always will. A few months ago, I was talking with two of my friends and they were telling me stories of being in the ring aand spending time with the girls. Their stories reignited my passion to perform in the ring for the fans. My friends got me back into the dojo where I feel at home.

The time has finally come for me to return to competition and I have chosen the rings of JPP for my return. Arisa Nakajima is coming to JPP and I'm bringing The Orchard with me!

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Hello to all my friends on nwa-jpp.com, it's your friend Natsuki*Taiyo here... Who wrote this insane script? Of course these idiots know who I am, who else in the world looks like this? (points at herself with 2 middle fingers)
Our media people want me to tell you to come to this saturday's show and to our Winter Supershow on the 28th. They must think you're not quite as dumb as you actually are. You're watching this on nwa-jpp.com so you can't miss the ads for both shows. Me telling you to come might bring in one (holds up middle finger) or two (holds up other middle finger) more idiot fans.
What I will talk about today is someone who doesn't belong in our sport.... a coward! A coward is someone who runs away when things get ugly. There is going to be a coward on this saturday's show and on the Winter Supershow. This coward goes by the name of Misaki (raises middle finger) Ohata (raises other middle finger). When she saw that she would be facing me this week (middle finger) and on the Winter Supershow (middle finger), she tried to run away.... all the way to Mexico. If that's not what a coward is then maybe she can ask some of you what it's like being a coward.
When I found out that she tried to run away, I told the lady in charge that Misaki the coward is under contract to face me in two more matches (raises both middle fingers).
If you're cowards like her, cheer for her! I don't really care who you cheer for. When I'm done beating her both times, I'm gonna sit back and drink two cold beers (raises both middle fingers)

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Several of the girls are hanging out in the livingroom when Syuri and Makoto come downstairs. They are both wearing their coats, holding them close.

Asami: You girls going out?
Syuri: We have to. Lin told us to go to a club and get some pictures.
Asami: Why do you look so scared? That doesn't sound so bad.
Kana: This is a woman who's proud to call herself a bitch. There must be some catch.
Makoto: There's more than one catch. We have to wear these. (opens her coat revealing a tiny pink leopard print dress).
Syuri: I feel like a yariman in this. But we agreed to do whatever they asked if we lost.
Kana: What's the other catch?
Makoto: We have to go to a club called DYMK and get pictures of us kissing girls.
Syuri: (almost crying) I can't do this.
Ramu: You're not going to do it. I won't let them use you as some sort of insult against lesbians. My mom's are lesbians. I won't let them embarass you, my mothers, and lesbians and gays everywhere.
Makoto: But what about the pics?
Ramu: We can do the pics here. Can you help us Kimiko?
Kimiko: We can work with the camera and photoshop. Don't worry girls.

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Jan. 19, 2012

Adam comes by the apartment. He comes in carrying two plastic bags. He places the bags on the dining room table.

Adam: Lunch everybody!
Ramu: Thanks Chen san. What did you get us?
Adam: I picked up some of the best sushi in Hong Kong.
Ramu: Cool, thanks. I'll get some plates and chopsticks.

When Ramu comes back, about 8 girls and Adam are sitting at the table.

Adam: How is everything going this week?
Asami: Everything seems to be going good. Some girls are coming in tonight and a few will be showing up tomorrow. Everyone seems to be healthy and happy.
Kana: Despite the bitch's efforts.
Adam: Which bitch.... ohhh you mean Lin Bairon. I hope they haven't been too hard on you girls.
Syuri: They really tried to yesterday, but Ramu chan and Kimiko chan helped us. We only have one more thing to do for them.
Adam: I'm proud of you two for living up to the promise you made.
Syuri: Thank you Chen san.
Adam: How's things going on your end Kimiko?
Kimiko: Very busy. I've been working on the website, fielding requests from media, visiting suppliers to check on samples and proofs. Just taking care of our Facebook and Twitter takes up so much time. I really could use an assistant.
Adam: See if you can find someone. All the work you're doing is quite a lot just for the two of you.
Asami: Speaking of assistants, when we get the dojo here and all the girls are here too, just one trainer won't be enough. I was thinking we could get someone to train the girls with less experience.
Adam: Does anyone know someone who'd be a good trainer for the younger girls?
Keiko: What about your mom Ramu?
Adam: Would your mom be interested in doing that?
Ramu: I don't know. I could ask her when I call later.
Adam: Thank you.

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Syuri and makoto get off the subway and head up onto the street. The cross the street and head up a small lane.

Syuri: This isn't the way to Lin's apartment. She'll have us do something stupid besides just her laundry if we're late.
Makoto: We have enough time. I just need to get something special for her laundry.
Syuri: They're not our friends, why are you doing something special for them?
Makoto: Trust me. You'll like this.

They walk into a small traditional Chinese medicine shop and approach the counter. A middle aged woman is behind the counter.

woman: What do you need?
Makoto: Do you have ground dried rose hips?
woman: What do you need it for?
Makoto: It's a surprise for a friend.
woman: *smiles* Ohhhh ok. How much of a surprise do you want her to have?
Makoto: She likes to wear a one piece bodysuit.
woman: 15 grams should be enough. Don't forget to put some in her bra, that should be a nice surprise.
Syuri: is someone going to tell me why ground dried rose hips are a surpirse?
woman: It will make your friend itch badly.
Syuri: *giggles* I like this surprise. Make it 20 grams.