NWA LLX ROLEPLAYING BOARD

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(Carlos Oliver interviews the NWA LLX Mexican Tag team Champions.)

Carlos Oliver - I'm quite impressed by your victory in the tag team tourament on LLX's first Sin Limite TV show.

La Parka - Thanks, Senor Oliver. The competition was fierce but we overcame all odds to win.

Psicosis - We won because we kicked their %^$& #$%^#!!! No one can beat us because we are too insane to have a game plan that the others can figure out!

La Parka - Most of the LLX Roster has already called it quits after we showed them who the tag team kings are!

Carlos Oliver - So what's your strategy going into The Great Americam Bash in Philadephia? You'll be taking on three of the tough tag teams to prove that you two are the best tag combo in the World.

Psicosis - If we told you that, we'd have to kill you!!!

La Parka - I serious doubt that your logical mind could comprehend the insanity that will be unleashed against our foes, Senor Oliver!

Carlos Oliver - One question that has been raised is that how can you two hope to retain the titles if you hate each other so much?

La Parka - I think "hate" is too strong of a word for our relationship to each other. That is a big misunderstanding. I just feel an overwelming sense of competition with Psicosis.

Psicosis - Competition? What the $%#^ are you talking about? I got five stitches in my head after you blasted me with that cane! (Psicosis gets up and faces off with La Parka. Carlos Oliver runs as LLX security is called in to break up the fight. Psicosis amd La Parka curse each other as they struggle to continue their fight with each other.)

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Cibernetico is backstage along with the rest of The Antichrists, Shinsuke Nakamura, Jeff Hardy and La Sombra. They are also joined by Estrellita and Sexi Star, and Estrellita appears to be under some kind of psychological control by Cibernetico, she's unable to look away from him.

"As everyone knows, we The Antichrists are the most dominant movement in all of professional wrestling today. We have already completed a number of phases in our plan, we control the worthless piece of garbage called the Hybrid Pro Heavyweight Title along with the entire promotion, and I have some of the very best wrestler in the world under my control. However, if I am to succeed in bringing down the entire NWA, and bringing wrestling into the Digital Era, I need to take down every other NWA promotion.

This bring me to why I am here in LLX. I along with the rest of The Antichrists want to destroy this company, and with it destroy lucha libre. For my entire career I was never accepted in lucha, I was called a failure, a luchador who never lived up to his potential, a has been and a never will be by promoters who could never understand my true worth, all because I was different.

We are going to take out every single luchador in LLX, take all of their titles and throw them in the garbage, and when we are finished with everyone here, we will go after every other company in the NWA and do the same to them. So NWA promoters, take note of what we do here in LXX, when we are finished lucha libre will be dead forever!"

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Hirooki Goto walks into view...

'When Akira Maeda ordered me to tour the NWA I thought a lot of things. I thought about leaving everybody I love, I thought of living on the road everyday and every night, I thought of breaking my back for the Rising Sun Grand Championship. Then I thought about how much I could learn, who I could face and where I could go. Maybe Alberto Del Rio will teach me how to be dangerous in California Pro, maybe CM Punk will show me how to be a champion in East Coast and maybe I will learn how to be a luchadore in LLX. Maybe I will... I will defend my contention in Mexico! I will defend my country's honor on your land. And I will defend my honor in your ring. Give me anyone, anyone at all and I will make my mark. Give me Averno, Sin Cara or La Parka. I don't care. Give me all three of them, at once! Give me Marisela Pena Roldan herself... or put me in a match against everyone, including the audience! I might be one man but I'm the exception. LLX... I'm coming, whether you like it or not.'

[nwajoshi]

(India Sioux walks to the ring at the beginning of tonight's LLX House Show.)

India Sioux – Welcome to Monterrey!!! We've got an action packed lineup for you tonight. But first a few announcements. Senora Roldan has hired me to serve as LLX Commissioner with the blessings of the LLX Board of Directors. It's an unexpected honor that will strive to prove myself worthy of. As my first act in this new role, I want to make a public announcement. Would Senor Salazar please make his way to the ring?

(Head Referee Copetes Salazar walks to the ring and enters it.)

India Sioux – I'm sorry to put you on the spot like this but your officiating has caught the attention of the LLX Board of Directors. They have asked me to give you the night off. In fact, here's something they asked me to give you.

(She hands him an envelope. He opens the letter and reads the letter.)

Copetes Salazar – Is this some sort of joke?

India Sioux – If it is, then the joke's on you because you're fired!!! Clear your desk and get out of here!!! El Hijo Del Tirantes will be promoted up to the position of Head Referee.

Copetes Salazar – Why am I being let go? I think I deserve at least that much for all the years that I've dedicated to Lucha Libre.

India Sioux – That's the point. You're over the hill and represent everything that's wrong with Lucha Libre! Old traditions have held the sport back for way too long! You weren't willing to change with the times. Now get out of here before I call security to throw you out!

(Copetes Salazar leaves the ring without saying another word.)

India Sioux – I'm making an example of him to send a message to the rest of the LLX Roster. If you are unable or unwilling to give the fans of Mexico the kind of wrestling action they want to see, you'll suffer the same fate. I hope that I've made myself crystal clear tonight.

(The fans start an "L-L-X" chant as India Sioux leaves the ring.)

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(Charly Manson wakes up from a nightmare and calls the LLX Board of Directors together for a meeting at 3am.)

Charly Manson - So good that you all could make it.

India Sioux - What's this all about, Senor Manson?

Charly Manson - Oh now everyone is acting like they respect me? If you were all doing your jobs, the former promoters of AAA and CMLL wouldn't be out to get me! Mando, call the former owners of AAA and CMLL and have them come here for a conference. After that, everyone clear out your desks because you're all fired!!!

(Everyone has a shocked look on their face as Charly Manson rants and raves something about LLX having to destroy their competition.)

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Cibernetico and La Sombra are backstage, along with Estrellita and Sexi Star, who is wearing a protective face mask to hide her broken nose. Estrellita is still completely entranced by Cibernetico's gaze.

Cibernetico: So the so called higher ups in LLX want to ban me from taking part in their little Rumble match for their tag belts, all because of an unfortunate accident. Big deal. Every title belt in professional wrestling, especially the titles in this bushleague lucha company are worthless anyway, its not going to make a bit of difference. Everyone knows that I and The Antichrists are the real ones in charge of LLX, and those belts will be going in the trash whenever we see fit.

Which brings me to another point. As you will be very aware, including my two female followers, there are 7 members of The Antichrists, yet as you can see there are only 4 of us standing here right now. Thats because this company is so very easy to control that we have no need for Shinsuke, Jeff or Jon to be here to dominate, after all why should we be at full strength if we don't need to be.

Each day the Digital Era draws ever nearer, and LLX, soon you will fall, anything you do merely delays the inevitible. An era of digital domination is already assured.

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An email labelled "your saviour" arrived in Karen Jarrett's inbox this afternoon. She opened it and noticed a video file attached. She opened the video file, Tomoka Nakagawa is sitting on the edge of a wrestling ring.

Tomoka Nakagawa - Do I even need to introduce myself. If you don't know who I am and are in this business, get out! I've just been told that LLX's self professed sexi star is out of action because the only workout she's done lately is sitting her fat ass on a bar stool. So you need a saviour for your women's division and the obvious choice is.... Tomoka Nakagawa.
Rightfully so, I've been entered into your women's title battle royal on the 27th. I just had a look at who you think are qualified to be a champion. You must be deluded if you think any of those... I remember one word from my trips to Mexico... those

Karen Jarrett - What did she call me?

Taya Valkyrie - What she should have called you was...

Karen Jarrett - What do you want?

Taya Valkyrie - If I'm gonna be here for a few weeks, I'll need a better hotel room.

Karen Jarrett - What you have is just fine.

Taya Valkyrie - No it's not.... and neither is what you're doing. Would your family like to know how you got this job you have. But, knowing your background, it wouldn't be any surprise to anyone, would it?

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Cibernetico, La Sombra and Estrellita are all backstage, and are joined by Hechicera. There is no sign of Sexi Star.

Cibernetico: "They say that the key to success in life is to get rid of your weaknesses and promote your strengths, and The Antichrists think this same way. Thats why I decided it was time for us to get rid of a liability in Sexi Star, she has proven herself incapable of being up to the task of assisting Estrellita and through her own stupidity cost us a place in a battle royal where we could have thrown 2 more titles in the trash. No that it matters of course, all belt are worthless.

Allow me to introduce our newest member, a perfect replacement in Hechicera. And she has a little message for you all. "

Hechicera lets out a loud, long cackle, with that alone showing her evilness.

Cibernetico: "We are making great progress in achieving all we have set out to in LLX. La Sombra defeated that wannabe Jack Evans with considerable ease, and through a little 'persuation' we managed to show El Mesias what happens when you mess with us! But in Hybrid Pro we suffered a minor setback thanks to Johnny Gargano, who foolishly decided to turn us down, and nobody turns down The Antichrists and lives to tell the tale. Thats why I have managed to find a suitable new member from LLX to become the newest member of The Antichrists, and this Saturday he will debut in Hybrid Pro to show not just you Gargano, but everyone who opposes us that if you turn us down, there's always someone else even better available.

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(NWAMEX Owner Marisela Pena Roldan had a meeting with Commissioner Janeth.)

Marisela - You are to be commended. The ratings for this week's show are the highest since the promotion was started by your uncle.
It seems that I made a good choice when I hired you as Commissioner. Here's your share of this month's profits. (She hands Janeth an envelope)

Janeth - (opening the envelope) Thanks! Between this and my investments, I'll be able to live a comfortable life.

Marisela - I'm glad to hear that. You deserve it.

Janeth - Oh. I just remembered that Perro Aguayo Jr. wanted me to give this you. (She passes a sheet of paper to Marisela)

Marisela - (looking at the paper) Hmmm. I like what his ideas for next week's TV show. No big shocker that he booked himself in the main event.

Janeth - I think he deserves to be.

Marsela - I'd have to agree on that one. A match between him and Rey Cometa would be a good one. Having Cometa working as a special referee for a non-title match between Volador Jr, y La Sombra's non-title one against Ultimo Guerrero y Dragon Rojo Jr. is a nice touch. Tell him to post this so everyone knows what they're going to do on the next show. We'll keep things on a two week format so the wrestlers can put on better quality shows. Now, get out of here. I know you want to go shopping with your paycheck.

Janeth - You read my mind!