NWA MEXICO ROLEPLAYING BOARD
Nov 30, 2013 21:12:03 GMT -7
Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 21:12:03 GMT -7
(Babe Richard, Brazo de Oro, Jose Luis Feliciano and Ringo Mendoza are sitting the main NWAMEX conference room located in Arena Mexico. They have confused looks on their faces as members of the press file into the room.)
Brazo de Oro - (to Babe Richard) Did you call for a press conference?
Babe Richard - No, I thought you did.
Brazo de Oro - Not me. I haven't seen Senora Roldan today. (The bookers look at each other and shrug.)
(Just then, Jeff Jarrett walks into the conference room. The reporters and camera men walk towards him.)
Brazo de Oro - Somebody call security.
(NWAMEX Security enters the room to remove Jeff Jarrett. He shows them his ID Badge and they back away.)
Jeff Jarrett - Well, I'm glad that you could all make it here on such short notice. I've got an announcement to make.
Brazo de Oro - You'll do no such thing. (Brazo de Oro yells at the Security Team members to remove him but they refuse to. Their captain whispers in Brazo de Oro's ear causing the head writer's face to turn white.)
Jeff Jarrett - You won't try and stop me if you value your job. (Brazo de Oro walks to sit down next to the other bookers. As he talks to them, their eyes bug out.) As the new Commissioner of National Wrestling Alliance Mexico, I welcome you to my first press conference.
Reporter #1 - How did you come to receive this position? There has never been a gringo with your position in Mexico.
Jeff Jarrett - I earned the job as Commissioner the old fashioned way, I bought the company! Anyone have an intelligent question?
Reporter #1 - I meant no disrespect.
Jeff Jarrett - Well, this "gringo" will have yer ass removed if you don't sit down and shut up! Anyone else want to ask an intelligent question?
Reporter #2 - Not to be rude but how were you able to buy NWAMEX from Senor Lutteroth?
Jeff Jarrett - Who said anything about Lutteroth? That ol' boy thought he was in charge but the Roldans really had the coonskin pulled over his eyes! (laughing) In any case, he's the document that proves that this promotion is mine! My first official decision as the Commissioner is to announce that the Mexican Heavyweight Championship will be reactivated on December 15th when I and nine chumps compete for the title belt. So I will be wearing a lot of hats around here. I'll be the owner, commissioner and top champion of NWAMEX!!!
Reporter #3 - Isn't that a bit unfair to have the owner of a wrestling promotion compete for the Mexican Heavyweight Championship?
Jeff Jarrett - You ol' boys are hitting zero out of three. The whole point of me being in the battle royal is to recreate the championship with a level of dignity that it wasn't created under. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a party to attend! (looking at the four bookers) Are ya'll coming with me or what?
(Babe Richard, Brazo de Oro, Jose Luis Feliciano and Ringo Mendoza all nod and leave the conference room as NWAMEX Security keeps the press from asking any more questions.)
Brazo de Oro - (to Babe Richard) Did you call for a press conference?
Babe Richard - No, I thought you did.
Brazo de Oro - Not me. I haven't seen Senora Roldan today. (The bookers look at each other and shrug.)
(Just then, Jeff Jarrett walks into the conference room. The reporters and camera men walk towards him.)
Brazo de Oro - Somebody call security.
(NWAMEX Security enters the room to remove Jeff Jarrett. He shows them his ID Badge and they back away.)
Jeff Jarrett - Well, I'm glad that you could all make it here on such short notice. I've got an announcement to make.
Brazo de Oro - You'll do no such thing. (Brazo de Oro yells at the Security Team members to remove him but they refuse to. Their captain whispers in Brazo de Oro's ear causing the head writer's face to turn white.)
Jeff Jarrett - You won't try and stop me if you value your job. (Brazo de Oro walks to sit down next to the other bookers. As he talks to them, their eyes bug out.) As the new Commissioner of National Wrestling Alliance Mexico, I welcome you to my first press conference.
Reporter #1 - How did you come to receive this position? There has never been a gringo with your position in Mexico.
Jeff Jarrett - I earned the job as Commissioner the old fashioned way, I bought the company! Anyone have an intelligent question?
Reporter #1 - I meant no disrespect.
Jeff Jarrett - Well, this "gringo" will have yer ass removed if you don't sit down and shut up! Anyone else want to ask an intelligent question?
Reporter #2 - Not to be rude but how were you able to buy NWAMEX from Senor Lutteroth?
Jeff Jarrett - Who said anything about Lutteroth? That ol' boy thought he was in charge but the Roldans really had the coonskin pulled over his eyes! (laughing) In any case, he's the document that proves that this promotion is mine! My first official decision as the Commissioner is to announce that the Mexican Heavyweight Championship will be reactivated on December 15th when I and nine chumps compete for the title belt. So I will be wearing a lot of hats around here. I'll be the owner, commissioner and top champion of NWAMEX!!!
Reporter #3 - Isn't that a bit unfair to have the owner of a wrestling promotion compete for the Mexican Heavyweight Championship?
Jeff Jarrett - You ol' boys are hitting zero out of three. The whole point of me being in the battle royal is to recreate the championship with a level of dignity that it wasn't created under. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a party to attend! (looking at the four bookers) Are ya'll coming with me or what?
(Babe Richard, Brazo de Oro, Jose Luis Feliciano and Ringo Mendoza all nod and leave the conference room as NWAMEX Security keeps the press from asking any more questions.)