NWA Mexico's The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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Atlantis, Ultimo Guerrero and Kraneo are shown on Mexican TV for a new talk show.)

Atlantis - THE GOOD!!

Ultimo Guerrero - THE BAD!!!

Kraneo - THE UGLY!!!

Atlantis- Welcome to our weekly segment where we will commentate on the weekly wrestling shows going on all over the NWA!!!!

Ultimo Guerrero - We're gonna call it like we see it!

Kraneo - We're not going sugar coat or censor what we say. So if your kids have bad dreams, don't blame us for that!!

Atlantis - Let's talk about the last NWA Exreme TV show.

Ultimo Guerrero - Brock Lesnar! You sack of ^%$*!!!!

Kraneo - This show isn't live because Mexico isn't ready for a show like this!! That KENTA win over some Japanese guy was pretty cool!

Atlantis - the other guy was pretty tough too. But I can't remeber his name either. Must be all of the meds they got us on!!!

Ultimo Guerrero - If his name was Brock lesnar, KENTA could just sit back and watch me beat Brock Lesnar with these
%#(& crutches!

Atlantis - To be honest guys, I ahve seen any other promotions that have the quality of NWA Mexico with the exeption of JPP!!!

Kraneo - yeah, I heard a rumor that Ayumi Kaurihara is staying in Mexico for awhile and she''s single!!!

(Atlantis and Ultimo Guerrero laugh at Kraneo.)

Ultimo Guerrero - You'd have to standing behind the Mona Lisa to get her to look in your general direction.

Atlantis - Oh, that was too rude...but true!

(They high five each other as Kraneo walks off the set.)

Ultimo Guerrero- Atlantis, go get that guy before he scared women and children on the streets again! I'm going to find my "nurse"!!!

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(Ultimo Guerrero is sneaking around the bag stage area with a flower.)

Ulitimo Guerrero - She loves me, she loves me not, She loves me.... (He sneaks behind Eiko and pats her butt.)

Eiko - (SLAP!!) Oh, Ultimo!!!

Ultimo Guerrero - She loves me!!

Eiko -You know i do. Who would ever keep you out of trouble if i didn't?

Ultimo - (laughing) You've got a great point there...Let's go home.

Eiko - Where's home tonight?

Ultimo - At this point in my career, wherever you take me to by cab!!

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(Atlantis, Ultimo Guerrero y Eiko are hosting this segment aired on NWA Mexican TV

Eiko - I'm good!

Ultimo Guerrero - I'm bad!

Atlantis - and I'm ugly! And we're hear to tell you the ugly truth behind Lucha Libre! I need to warn the entire NWA Mexico roster and the National Wrestling Alliance that Ultimo Guerrero and I have been given medical clearance to return to the ring! So Felino if you want a match with me, then just drop your mic and fight or shut up!

Ultimo Guerrero - Brock Lesnar! I haven't forgotten what you did to my co-host and I! Both Atlantis and I were hospitalized by you! But don't worry, vengeance is best served with a cold dish. If you've got the guts, then come to Mexico to fight me! If you haven't got to face me mano y mano, then team up with that snake in the grass. Felino! We'll show you what Lucha Libre is all about, RUDO STYLE!!

Atlantis - That's right! I have chosen to side with the rudos. Commissioner Brazo de Plata falsified medical reports with the help of the staff doctors to keep me out of the ring! Just because you are too fat to climb in the ring doesn't mean you have to take it out on me, Porky!! If you have a problem with me calling you that, I won't even give you the dignity to face me in a match. I don't want to have to console your widow when you die of a heart attack in the ring!

(Ultimo Guerrero puts one arm around Eiko's waist and another on Atlantis' shoulder as they exit.)

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(Eiko, Ultimo Guerrero y Atlantis host a TV segment broadcast on a Florida State TV station with Dragon Rojo Jr. as a special guest.

Ultimo Guerrero - (pointing to Eiko) She's good!

Eiko - (pointing to Ultimo Guerrero) He's bad!

Atlantis - (pointing to Dragon Rojo Jr.) He's ugly!

Dragon Rojo Jr. - Hey! Look who's talking!

Atlantis - We are here in Florida for a special edition of "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"! Our guest tonight is none other than Dragon Rojo Jr. Ultimo Guerrero y Dragon Rojo Jr. made their presense known as the assisted Terrible y Rey Bucanero win an important match which should earn them a title shot for the NWA South Beach Tag Team Championship.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[howardschilling]

and so it begins........

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("The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" returns from a commercial break with advertisements for NWA South Beach's next show.)

Atlantis - What the %$^# are those %$^# trying to do to us? They cut to a commercial in the middle of my promo!

Ultimo Guerrero - What my amigo was trying to say before he was so rudely cut off is that Terrible and I have decided to merge our groups to form "Los Fuerza Guerreros". We have already made of presence felt in NWA South Beach! We are making an open challenge for any teams in Florida to to face us in any combination. Terrible, Rey Bucanero y Tiger are in Mexico right now dealing with the current Trios Champions. Their reign will come to an end very soon. But they'll be back soon enough! So if you stupid gringos have the guts, step up and face us in tag team matches! We'll destroy you just like Terrible y Bucanero beat those two nobodies to a pulp. What was their names?

Atlantis - Does it matter? "Los Fuerza Guerreros" will dominate Florida regardless of who accepts our challenge! Isn't that right, Eiko?

Eiko - That's right!

Dragon Rojo Jr. - Preach it, brother!

Ultimo Guerrero - (puts his arm around Eiko and pulling her close to his side)On a side note, I'd really like to let any of you punks know that if you lay a hand on Eiko, I'll exact a vengeance that will make your next of kin cringe. I don't want to make your wives windows but I will if I have to!

Eiko - Thank you, Ultimo! I feel safer already! (She gives him a kiss on the cheek which causes him to smile.)

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(Las Fuerza Guerreras host a special episode of "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

Eiko - I'm Good!

Amapola - I'm Bad!

Princesa Blanca - She's Ugly!

Princesa Sugei - Hey! Watch it, Blanca!

Blanca - Well, why else would you be wearing a mask? (She laughs at Sugei)

Sugei - One more comment like that, you'll be wearing a cast on your face!

Eiko - Come on. ladies. Try to get along. We've got common enemies to beat!

Amapola - That's right! Those girls calling themselves "The Midwest Militia" have got to be taught a lesson!

Blanca - What about AJ Lee, Mercedes Martinez and
Velvet Sky?

Amapola - We'll deal with them after the Women's Trios Cup! If any of you South Beach girls want to fight us, we'll take you on anytime, anywhere in any combination! We're going to dominate the the trios Cup and show the world who's the most dominate women's team! JoshiPuroPride girls, you aren't as tough as you think you are! We'll take you down just as easy as The South Beach bitches! Kana, you had better enjoy your title reign while you have the title because we've got you in our sights! One of is going to be the Women's World champion! You can't fight destiny! Isn't that right, ladies?

Blanca - I second that!

Sugei - Blanca, why don't we focus on taking the JPP Tag team titles and let Amapola focus on gaining the World Women's title?

Blanca - Sounds good to me! Divide and conquer, eh?

Amapola - Eiko, what do you think of that idea?

Eiko - I think you'll destroy your competition! Go for it!

Amapola - So there you have it! Kana, I'm coming after you!

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( Las Fuerza Guerreras do on promo video with their manager Eiko.)

Eiko - I'm good!

Sujei - I'm bad!

Amapola and Princesa Blanca - (pointing to Princesa Sujei) And she's ugly!

Sujei - You are just jealous that I'm the number one contender!

Eiko - Now, ladies, what did I tell you?

All - Save it for South Beach and JoshiPuroPride!

Eiko - that's right ! Now let's go over our strategy to win the World Women's Trios Cup!

(Amapola y Blanca stare at Sujei as they follow Eiko out of the room.)

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(Princesa Sujei walks into view during a Mexican TV promo. There is a video of her theme music playing on her right.)

Princesa Sujei - I've been hiding in the shadows for so long in the eyes of Ayumi Kurihara. While it's true that I've never held a major women's championship, it's my time now! I'm not going to stop pursuing the NWA Mexican Women's Championship until I take it home with me. I've been waiting for the proper time to strike and beat the women's champion. I outlasted eleven others to become the number one contender! If I can accomplish that, then why does Ayumi and her fans think that I won't walk away as champion next Wednesday. Just to make things a bit more interesting, "The Rasmus" will be here to perform "In The Shadows" as I walk to the ring. Not only did they give me permission to use that song as my theme music but they are members of my fan club. Ayumi, you are like a cancer that has to be removed from Mexico! And I'm the surgeon with the scalpel to do just that!

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(Eiko, Ultimo Guerrero and Atlantis host the latest episode of "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.")

Eiko - I'm good!

Atlantis - I'm bad!

Ultimo Guerrero - And Brock Lesnar is going to be really ugly when I'm done rearranging his face!

(Both Atlantis and Eiko cringe.)

Atlantis - Remind me to NEVER get him mad at me!

Eiko - Sure. Good thing for me that he'd never hit a lady!

(Ultimo Guerrero continues to yell at the top of his lungs and doesn't notice Atlantis talking to Eiko.)

Guerrero - I beat RVD in the head so hard that the last of his brain cells that he hadn't burned out by smoking weed came out! You basically handed the match to him on a silver platter. You denied me of fulfilling my destiny to become a NWA North American Champion! That belt doesn't mean as much to me as beating you up and getting my revenge!! I've already challenged you to face me anytime, anywhere in a match and you left NWA Extreme just to save your $%#^&' $%#^!!! You can run but you can't hide! Eventually, probably when you least expect it, I'll be there to beat you with an inch of your $%#^^@@$' life!!!