NWA Mexico's The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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(Eiko, Princesa Sujei and an unidentified Japanese woman host the latest edition of "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly".)

Eiko - I'm good!

Sujei - I'm bad!

Japanese woman - I'm beautiful!

(Eiko and Sujei look at her and shrug their shoulders.)

Sujei - Those of you who were watching JPP when they were holding the "Queen of Legends" series might recognize this woman. She was the model for the robe that was awarded to the winner. She wants to be known to the viewers of NWA Mexico as "La Mariposa".



La Mariposa - I've been training here in Mexico to prove that I'm not just a pretty face. I can fly! My aerial assault will overpower my foes!

Sujei - What my Japanese ally is here to tell you is that she will be taking my place in the women's trios match on the inaugural episode of "Guerreros del Ring". It's not worth my time as women's champ to face wannabees like Chii Tomiya, Silueta and that pathetic Estrella Blanca!

La Mariposa - Estrella Blanca, if you think that your team will beat us, you are delusional and a complete whack job!! I will be more than enough to stop you dead in your tracks. You've pulled off some lucky wins in the past but this is where your luck runs out!

Sujei - I'll be ringside on Wednesday night to make sure that Ayumi Kurihara can't interfere out of spite and jealousy. This title belt looks really good around my waist and is a permanent part of my wardrobe! There isn't a luchadora in Mexico or anywhere else that can stop me from attaining the NWA World Women's title and rise to the position of Empress of the National Wrestling Alliance!!

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interesting little show here, I'll be watching

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(During a house show in Arena Mexico, Los Fuerza Guerreros made an unscheduled appearance. The fans cheer when they walk down the entrance ramp.)

Felino - What the %^$# are they doing here?

Eiko - They're back in Mexico to deal with some unfinished business!

Ultimo Guerrero - Thank you for that warm reception. As many of you know, I didn't become a Lucha Libre Rudo to make friends or gain a strong fan base. With Terrible as the heavyweight champion and Princesa Sujei as the women's one, our dominance has begun!

Rey Bucanero - While we were taking care of business in Florida, NWA Mexico intentionally excluded us from the #1 trios gauntlet series. We'll take on all comers to prove that we deserve a shot at the NWA Mexican Trios Championship!

Atlantis - In fact, get that weasel, Brazo de Oro to book us a match on the next show!

(Brazo de Oro walks to the ring carrying a laptop computer.)

I'll give you a match against them. The winners will go on the following week to face La Mascara, La Sombra y Mascara Dorada for the #1 spot in the trios division. Marco Corleone, Maximo y Rush will defend their belts as part of the NWA "Lucha Loca Internacional" PPV. You claim that we haven't given you a fair change here in Mexico but you've been in Florida for so long that we didn't know if you'd ever return.

(Los Fuerza Guerreros walk away from the ring and up the entrance ramp as the fans cheer for them. Ultimo Guerrero grabs a dummy of Brock Lesnar that a fan brought in. Ultimo Guerrero takes out a can of lighter fluid and burns it in effigy.)

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(One of Eiko's friends calls her while is daydreaming about Ultimo Guerrero.)

Eiko - hello?

Itsuki - Hey girl, what are you doing right now?

Eiko - Just raking after a nice bubblebath.

Itsuki - Are you still hooked on that Chicano?

Eiko - Ultimo Guerrero is the perfect gentleman..at least most of the time.

Itsuki - You haven't...you know..have you?

Ekio - That's part of the reason I think that we have a bright future together. He hasn't put pressure on my to be more intimate than I'm ready to. We're taking it slow. We haven;t even kissed.

Itsuki - I didn't want to tell you this. He's not the faithful guy you think he is. Je's been seen lately going to jewelry stores with a beautiful Latina. She's been trying on engagement rings.

Eiko - I trust him. Things are likely to be better than what you think. You don't even know the latina who was with him do you?

Itzuki - Suit yourself. Don't say that I didn't try to warn you!

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(Los Fuerza Guerreros are arguing with each other with Ultimo Guerrero yelling at Terrible and the others standing by. Bucanero and Tiger are standing behind Terrible with Eiko, Rojo and Euforia standing behind Ultimo Guerrero)

Ultimo Guerrero - What was that $%#^ We agreed that you would stay out of the match so that we could annihilate the other four!

Terrible - I got tagged in by Volador Jr. What did you expect me to do? Lay down and take a fall for Euforia? As Heavyweight Champion, I've got a reputation to protect!

Ultimo Guerrero - That reputation isn't gonna mean jack if I were to punch you in the face right now!

Terrible - (getting nose to nose with Guerrero) You think that you're bad enough to do that?

(Ultimo Guerrero pushes terrible away and then punches him in the face. Terrible has a stunned look on his face as Rey Bucanero and Tiger rush to shove Guerrero away from the Heavyweight champion. Dragon Rojo Jr. and Euforia hit Bucanero and Tiger with axehandles. Terrible pushes them out of his way and walks right up to Ultimo Guerrero.)

Terrible - You think your hombres are bad enough to face my boys in the ring? You've got two weeks to prepare for battle. You've done it now, amigo! (in English) You just opened up a can of %$^# that you're gonna regret doing!

Tiger - Uhh, Terrible? I think you said that phrase wrong.

Terrible - (in Spanish) Shut up! (in English) We're gonna take these guys out on the town like they've never been taken!

(Dragon Rojo Jr. and Euforia start laughing. Ultimo Guerrero and Eiko join in. Eiko is laughing so hard that she's crying as she holds onto her fiancée's shoulder. )

Terrible - (in English) You're all gonna be laughing when I beat you all in the butts!!

Eiko - I think you should stick to Spanish because your English is "terrible"!!

(Terrible, Rey Bucanero and Tiger leave the locker room. Even Terrible's partners are having a hard time stopping themselves from laughing out loud.)

Terrible - What are you guys laughing about?

Tiger - Nothing!

Bucanero - What he means is that those guys are gonna be nothing after we destroy them in the ring!

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(Eiko is visiting Ultimo Guerrero in the hospital. He wakes up and is relieved that his mask is still on his face.)

Ultimo Guerrero - At least they didn't take my mask off.

Eiko - I wouldn't let them. (sighs) Is that all you care for is that mask? I haven't even seen what your face looks like and we're engaged!

Ultimo - I care for you much more that I do the mask. But you understand why I never remove it in public, right?

Eiko - Yes, I understand. But I can't help wonder if there is anything else that you are hiding from me.

Guerrero - I love you more than words can express. My life is an open book to you.

(The doctor walks in as they move towards each to kiss.)

Doctor - I can come back if you two want to be alone.

Eiko - No, it's OK. I'd like hear what your diagnosis is.

Doctor - Well, he doesn't have a concussion or any other life threatening injuries. But Mr. Guerrero, I want you to take it easy for a few weeks.

Guerrero - What exactly is a few weeks?

Doctor - At least two, Maybe more.

Guerrero - But I'll lose my shot at the NWA Mexican Trios Championship!

Doctor - If you wrestle before you completely heal from your injuries, you could have permanent damage to your tendons. If you walk, you'll need to use a cane or crutch to take the pressure off your right leg. You'll have to stay here overnight unless you have someone who could be with you for the next 48 hours.

Eiko - He's my finance so I'll do that. I want to thank you for respecting his desire not to be unmasked.

Doctor - That's OK. I'm a NWAMEX fan myself. If it's not too rude, I'd like your autograph, Mr. Guerrero.

Guerrero - Sure thing, Doc. Just give me a pen and something to sign.

(The Doctor pulls out a glossy picture of Ultimo Guerrero and Eiko Koike. Ultimo Guerrero signs his autograph and passes it to Eiko for her to sign as well.)

Doctor - Oh, thank you! I'm going to frame this and out it in my office.

Guerrero - Now can we just out of here please?

Eiko - I'll call a taxi for us and push you in your wheelchair until we get into the taxi.

Guerrero - Eiko, what would I do without you?

Eiko - Probably spend more time in the hospital.

Guerrero - Would you feel better if I retired and took the job offer as a trainer in the Mexico City Gym?

Eiko - When I fell in love with you, being a luchador was part of the attraction for me. Besides I know you are living your dream. I would never ask you to quit.

Guerrero - What's your dream?

Eiko - Just by spending time with you, I'm living out my dream now.

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(While Ultimo Guerrero is sleeping, Eiko Koike calls Brazo de Oro on her cellphone.)

Brazo de Oro - (sounding like he's half awake) Huh? If you aren't cooking or good looking, I'm hanging up!

Eiko - This is Eiko Koike. Well, my fiancée says that I'm good looking and if you grant my request, I'll be happy to cook a meal for you.

Oro - (waking up) You've got my attention. What's your request?

Eiko - As you know, Ultimo Guerrero can't wrestle for at least two weeks. I wonder if you could reschedule things to where he has at least two weeks to recover before his next match.

Oro - Let me check the schedule and I'll see what I can do. Is the number I should call you back on?

Eiko - Yes, it is. Call me back as soon as you reach a decision.

Oro - (turning his laptop on) Will do. I'll call you back as soon as possible.

Eiko - Thank you, Senor Oro.

(Brazo de Oro sees that he has over a hundred e-mails in his inbox. He wonders why he has that many in just a few hours. He reads the subjects of the e-mail and most of them are concerning Ultimo Guerrero's injury. After reading a few of them, he realizes that many fans are disappointed that Ultimo Guerrero will be unable to wrestle next week and possibly the card two weeks later. He checks the schedule and makes some changes to it. He dials Eiko's number on his cellphone.)

Oro - I've made a few adjustments to the schedule. The May 29th card has been moved to next week and the other cards will happen a week later. That gives him almost two weeks to recover for the match with Fuerza TRT and almost three weeks for the Trios title match.

Eiko - Thank you very much! When do you want to have the home cooked meal?

Oro - When can you do it?

Eiko - Why don't you come to our apartment for supper today? What time could you be here?

Oro - Well, I've got Tuesdays and Wednesdays off so what about five? What's your address?

Eiko - (telling Brazo de Oro their address) Sounds good. We'll see you then!

Oro - Bye!

(Brazo de Oro goes to sleep with a smile on his face and dreams of the home cooked meal.)

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(Eiko Koike, Ultimo Guerrero and Rey Escorpion host the latest edition of "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly."

Eiko - I'm good!!

Ultimo Guerrero - I'm bad!

Rey Escorpion - I'm ugly! But I'm still better looking than what Marco, Rush and Maximo will be when we're done with them!!

Ultimo Guerrero - Ain't that the truth! Preach it, brother!!!

Rey Escorpion - I've got a few more punks that need to be called out of the holes they're hiding in. Volador Jr.!! You made me submit to you in our first match in NWAMEX and expected me to follow you around as your lackey. I dropped out of active competition in Mexico and have just returned from a stint in Japan. I'm ready to face you in a match, anytime, anywhere!! And if you're worried that I'll take away your precious title belt, you'd better be more concerned that I'll humiliate you on National Television!! I dare you to face me in a best of three falls submission match!! That's right! This non-title match will be won when I make you submit in two falls!!!

Ultimo Guerrero - To the Lunatics calling themselves "The Japanese Collection Agency", when you least expect it, I'll be there to beat the %$%# out of you!! Okumura, you think that just because you can speak Spanish, you can rule Mexico!! Los Guerreros are the future of NWAMEX and soon, you'll all be a thing of the past!!

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(Eiko Koike meets Ultimo Guerrero backstage after the "Rey De Reyes" IPPV goes off the air.)

Eiko - I've got something to tell you.

Ultimo Guerrero - I love you! (He gives her a kiss.)

Eiko - I love you too but that's not what I need to tell you.

Ultimo Guerrero - Then what is it?

Eiko - Well, I was just found out that this Wednesday's schedule has been changed. You won't get to face terrible until a few weeks from now.

Ultimo Guerrero - I knew that bastard would try to stall our match as long as he could!

Eiko - Don't worry about anything. We'll deal with him later.

Guerrero - (offering his arm) Right. Ready to go?

Eiko - Sure! Where are we going tonight?

Guerrero - Wait and see. I think you'll like what we're doing tonight.

Eiko - You are going to show me your face?

Guerrero - Sorry, that will have to wait. I thought you understood that.

Eiko - I do but I'm just impatient. I'd rather see your face for the first in private than publicly if you lose a mask contra mask match. How long do I need to wait?

Guerrero - When we set a date for our wedding, you'll know.

Eiko - (sighing) Alright. Sometimes I think you love Lucha Libre more than you love me.

Guerrero - You know that I love you more. My respect for the traditions on Lucha Libre was what first attracted you to me, right?

Eiko - Right. I'll respect your decision to keep me in the dark but if I haven't seen your face by the time we get married, I'll rip the mask off your face on the honeymoon!

Guerrero - (smiling) Now that sounds interesting. (They get into a cab and Ultimo Guerrero passes the driver the address of the place that they are going.) Now close your eyes>

Eiko - Where are we going?

Guerrero - You'll see where when we get there.

Eiko - (closing her eyes) OK. You are so mysterious.

Guerrero - And you love me for that, don't you?

Eiko - I do. (They kiss as the cab drives towards their destination)

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(Diamante Azul walks down a dirty alley looking for the location of a place that he was asked to come to. He knocks on the door and Eiko Koike answers the door. She looks to see if he was followed and lets him in. He sees Ultimo Guerrero sitting on a couch.)

Diamante Azul - When I was sent an e-mail to show up here tonight, I didn't expect you to be here! Is this some sort of trap?

Ultimo Guerrero - Not at all. Please sit down.(Diamante Azul cautiously sits down.) Take it easy, man! No one's going to hurt you. Isn't that right, sweetie?

Eiko - That's right. Can I get you something to drink?

Diamante Azul - I could use a beer right now.

Ultimo Guerrero - Can you get me one as well, hon?

Eiko Koike - Sure. Anything for my man and his guest.

(Eiko walks into the kitchen. Diamante watches her leave the room.)

Ultimo Guerrero - Checking out my lady, eh?

Diamante Azul - Uh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare at her.

Ultimo Guerrero - My lady is drop dead gorgeous. How can you stop yourself from looking? If you lay a hand on her, that's a different story. But that's not what I contacted you to talk about.

(Eiko brings the beers to them with both of them already opened. Ultimo Guerrero gives her a kiss before she leaves the room again.)

Diamante Azul - What did you invite me here to talk about?

Ultimo Guerrero - Well, you and Rey Escorpion have a common enemy in Volador Jr. We were impressed with your performance and I'd like to offer you some training so you are ready to face him again.

Diamante Azul- (with a shocked look on his face) What's the catch?

Ultimo Guerrero - There's no catch. I'll train you in the afternoons until my wedding and honeymoon. We'd welcome you as a member of Los Guerreros to boot.

Diamante Azul - What are you getting out of this agreement?

Ultimo Guerrero - The satisfaction of knowing that Los Guerreros won't be shorthanded while I'm gone. I think that you, Dragon Rojo Jr. and Rey Escorpion would be a good team.

Diamante Azul - How long would you train me?

Ultimo Guerrero - I'll train you until I think you're ready and then Eiko and be getting married and going on our honeymoon for two weeks.

Diamante Azul - I'll think about it and get back with you tomorrow as to what my decision is.

Ultimo Guerrero - Just stop back here tomorrow night. We'll be here.