HighSpots presents: $5 Wrestling: Good Times! DVD-R
Sept 12, 2013 20:19:52 GMT -7
Post by Simon Barsinister on Sept 12, 2013 20:19:52 GMT -7
Our hosts Marty DeRosa and Jake Manning thank you for your $5 Wrestling DVD purchase from HighSpots.com. DeRosa says if you haven't seen $5 Wrestling before, then you are in for a real treat. Jake Manning does his best to stiffle a chuckle when DeRosa mentions a title tilt that is reminescent of a battle between the legends of the sport.
HighSpots presents: $5 Wrestling: Good Times! DVD-R
Mooresville National Guard Armory
Mooreville, NC
It all kicks off with the theme music to 70's television show, Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment. - Good Times.
Any time you need a friend. - Good Times.
Any time you’re out from under.
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.
Keepin’ your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.
Temporary lay offs. - Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times.
Scratchin’ and surviving. - Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line - Good Times.
Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em - Good Times.
Owner Scary Garry comes out and shmoozes the fans, thanking them for coming out to a great night of wrestling action, $5 style. Lots of action for Mooresville, North Carolina that is sure to excite.
Match One: Mat Russo versus Hardcore Terry Houston.
Big trouble right off the bat when Houston comes out to the ring dragging a garbage can full of weapons. Russo argues with referee Crazy Mary, even hiding behind her as Houston chucks his stuff into the ring. Scary Garry is back out and says this is NOT a hardcore match and won't be as long as his daughter is the referee here in $5 Wrestling. Houston blows a gasket and chases after Russo, leading to some funny spots before a WRESTLING match breaks out. As it turns out, Russo is a decent grappler, tying Houston into all kinds of pretzel shapes. Russo has the fans solidly behind him as Houston bails from the ring several times. Beautiful rope assisted sunset flip for the win that sees Mat Russo with the evening's first win over the badly outgunned Terry Houston.
Not the end of Mat Russo's evening as Terry Houston's Burke County compatriots hit the ring. Joined by Big Donnie and Pork Chop Cash Jr., Houston and company put a beatdown on Russo that sends the fans into a tizzy. Help comes way of a chair swinging Lil' Donnie, brother of the big oaf in the ring. The Burke County Boys head for the hills. Lil' Donnie gets on the stick and goes on a rant about his brother and friends before telling Scary Garry to get another referee out here because he wants Pork Chop Cash Jr. out here right now!
Match Two: Lil' Donnie versus Pork Chop Cash Jr.
Scary Garry on ref duty for this one and sends Big Donnie and Terry Houston to the back. Well, in a nutshell, it ain't pretty in the least as a brutal brawl breaks out and both men bleed buckets. Good thing this isn't a kids' show and most of the fans and I use the term loosely seem to be fine with the poor wrestling as the two pummel each other. They beat the crap out of each other and fail to get back in the ring despite lots of leeway from the referee. It ends in a double countout.
After the ring clears from the previous match, the White Trash Rednecks, Jamie Dundee and JD Thunder come to the ring. Inside the ring, Dundee tries to clear his throat, making strange noises as if trying to cough up something. Reaching into his fanny pack, Dundee takes a Binaca Blast. That's better. Dundee goes about riling up the fans, telling them he was in the back with a rat ... err ... probably one of their daughters. From there, he picks on individuals in the audience before turning his attention to referee Crazy Mary, chasing her around the ring, trying to play some "grab ass". That ends as Tony X enters the ring and is attacked by JD Thunder.
Match Three: Tony X versus JD Thunder w/Jamie Dundee.
Some basic grappling to start things off with collar and elbows turning into Irish whips, followed by clotheslines with Thunder on the hammering side and X bumping like crazy. Match probably goes on a little too long for anyone's liking but Jamie keeps it entertaining by getting into it with ringside fans and trying to have some influence in the match. Funny spot with Jamie calling all kinds of moves for brother-in-law, JD to try and JD responding with a punch for Tony X. Body slam and an ugly leg drop puts an end to Tony X's evening ... well, the two snot rockets from JD and Jamie really are the end of his night.
More Dundee mouth ready for his shot at the $5 Wrestling Heavyweight Title ... and here comes the Champion, Freight Train! The smiling champ comes out from the back, stops and puts his right fist in the air before pulling the arm down twice. With no reaction from the crowd, he looks disappointed and heads to the ring ...
With a microphone given to him by Jake Manning, the champ speaks ... but first, if you are not familiar with Freight Train, let me enlighten you as the words flow from his mouth. Imagine if you will a large man with a speech pattern similiar to that of Forest Gump.
Freight Train: "My na-yam is Fer-raight Cher-ain and I ay-am the $5 Wrestling Chia-ampion. When I put my-a arm in the air and do this ... y'all go Choo-Choo!"
He tries it again and this time we have success ... well, as much success as can be expected here and Jamie Dundee has had enough and goes on the attack before the bell!
Match Four: $5 Wrestling Title Match - Freight Train (C) versus Jamie Dundee.
Dundee with the quick and easy going in the beginning, pummels the Champ around the ring like there is no tomorrow. A little lip time gives Freight a little time to recover before Dundee comes back to begin the beating anew. Then it happens ... almost silent at first but it builds ... the sound, barely audible ... Choo-Choo ... louder ... Choo-Choo ...Dundee hears it first, then Freight Train as his eyes go big and he starts to "Hulk Up" or rather "Freight Train Up". After being on his knees and taking it, the big stands to his full height as Dundee continues to pummel him with right hands ... Freight no-sells each blow and before long, it is the Champion with a fist and Dundee is begging off! Freight Train whallops Dundee once, twice and sends the challenger careening off the ropes before nearly taking his head off with a huge clothesline. Freight Train takes a little stroll around the ring while JD Thunder does his best on the outside to get Dundee back to his feet. A couple of elbow drops and Train with the cover is somehow thwarted as Dundee has a little fight left in him ... not much but a little. Dundee takes a licking and after being thrown hard into a corner and taking a splash looks ready to go but JD with the distraction of the referee gives Jamie Dundee the opportunity to give Freight Train a Binaca Blast, right in the eyes!
Freight is blinded and swinging wildly as Dundee gives him a wide berth ... and there it is ... over the loud speaker ... ENTER SANDMAN!
A young man steps out of the back carrying a Singapore cane, followed by an older redheaded woman as he makes his way around the ring. He stops in front of some fans and the woman pulls out a beer from her pocket, pops it open and pours into his mouth before she lights a cigarette and takes a drag.
Inside the ring, the blinded Freight Train has stopped swinging and is listening intently while trying to clear his eyes. The young man steps into the ring, pointing his weapon at Dundee while calling towards Freight Train to get his attention. Hearing the voice and not able to see a thing, Freight Train spins around and catches the young man with a huge clothesline and down he goes. Opportunity presents itself and Jamie Dundee is not one to let it pass, slips in behind Freight Train and rolls him up with an inside cradle. Freight Train kicks free JUST after the three count!
WE HAVE A NEW $5 WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Dundee grabs the belt and along with JD Thunder heads for the hills. The camera focusses in on the flattened young man with the older woman kneeling over him trying to bring him around, from ground level ... they call this the "Worm's Eye View". Anyway, a pair of boots steps into view and the woman looks up with surprise on her face. As the camera spins around ... the man is standing there with his arms outstretched ...
IT'S ...
IT'S ...
IT'S ...
RAVEN!
Mmmmmm
Just lookin' out of the window.
Watchin' the asphalt grow.
Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down.
Good Times, yeah, yeah Good Times
Keepin' your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary lay offs. - Good Times.
VOICE-OVER spoken by John Amos: Good Times was recorded in front of a live studio audience
Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em - Good Times.
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EXTRAS
1. Interview with Lil' Donnie.
We have ugly Lil' Donnie standing in front of a white wall, his face covered in drying blood.
Voice: "Lil' Donnie, do you have something you want to get off your chest?"
Lil' Donnie: "Huh?"
Voice: "Is there something you want to say?"
Lil' Donnie: "Yeah ... Big Donnie, I am gonna git you and the rest of the Burke County Boys!"
2. Backstage after the show.
We are in a dressing room with the young man laying on a bench with an icebag on his face while the older woman hovers over him. Seated is Raven, who waves her away, while in the background, Freight Train paces while wiping his eyes with something.
Raven: "You're right Lori, he does need my help."
Freight Train: "Aye am-a so sorry Mr. Ray-vin. I didn't mean to hit your son. Mr. Ray-vin, if he's your son, shouldn't he be Ray-vin Junior and not Sandman Junior?"
Raven's reply? He slaps his own head in disbelief.
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Who the
is?
Mat Russo
Age: 24 years
Birthday: 13.10.1988
Birthplace: Lafayette, Indiana, USA
Height: 6' 0" (183 cm)
Weight: 200 lbs (91 kg)
Beginning of in-ring career: 2010
Trainer: Billy Roc
Nickname(s): "The Catch Wrestling Hero"
Trademark holds: Calf Slicer, Matburn, 12 to 6 Elbow
With only a few years under his belt, Russo has a strong amateur background with "catch-as-catch can" wrestling and mixed martial arts training. Needless to say, Mr. Russo likes to take things to the mat.
HighSpots presents: $5 Wrestling: Good Times! DVD-R
Mooresville National Guard Armory
Mooreville, NC
It all kicks off with the theme music to 70's television show, Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment. - Good Times.
Any time you need a friend. - Good Times.
Any time you’re out from under.
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.
Keepin’ your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.
Temporary lay offs. - Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times.
Scratchin’ and surviving. - Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line - Good Times.
Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em - Good Times.
Owner Scary Garry comes out and shmoozes the fans, thanking them for coming out to a great night of wrestling action, $5 style. Lots of action for Mooresville, North Carolina that is sure to excite.
Match One: Mat Russo versus Hardcore Terry Houston.
Big trouble right off the bat when Houston comes out to the ring dragging a garbage can full of weapons. Russo argues with referee Crazy Mary, even hiding behind her as Houston chucks his stuff into the ring. Scary Garry is back out and says this is NOT a hardcore match and won't be as long as his daughter is the referee here in $5 Wrestling. Houston blows a gasket and chases after Russo, leading to some funny spots before a WRESTLING match breaks out. As it turns out, Russo is a decent grappler, tying Houston into all kinds of pretzel shapes. Russo has the fans solidly behind him as Houston bails from the ring several times. Beautiful rope assisted sunset flip for the win that sees Mat Russo with the evening's first win over the badly outgunned Terry Houston.
Not the end of Mat Russo's evening as Terry Houston's Burke County compatriots hit the ring. Joined by Big Donnie and Pork Chop Cash Jr., Houston and company put a beatdown on Russo that sends the fans into a tizzy. Help comes way of a chair swinging Lil' Donnie, brother of the big oaf in the ring. The Burke County Boys head for the hills. Lil' Donnie gets on the stick and goes on a rant about his brother and friends before telling Scary Garry to get another referee out here because he wants Pork Chop Cash Jr. out here right now!
Match Two: Lil' Donnie versus Pork Chop Cash Jr.
Scary Garry on ref duty for this one and sends Big Donnie and Terry Houston to the back. Well, in a nutshell, it ain't pretty in the least as a brutal brawl breaks out and both men bleed buckets. Good thing this isn't a kids' show and most of the fans and I use the term loosely seem to be fine with the poor wrestling as the two pummel each other. They beat the crap out of each other and fail to get back in the ring despite lots of leeway from the referee. It ends in a double countout.
After the ring clears from the previous match, the White Trash Rednecks, Jamie Dundee and JD Thunder come to the ring. Inside the ring, Dundee tries to clear his throat, making strange noises as if trying to cough up something. Reaching into his fanny pack, Dundee takes a Binaca Blast. That's better. Dundee goes about riling up the fans, telling them he was in the back with a rat ... err ... probably one of their daughters. From there, he picks on individuals in the audience before turning his attention to referee Crazy Mary, chasing her around the ring, trying to play some "grab ass". That ends as Tony X enters the ring and is attacked by JD Thunder.
Match Three: Tony X versus JD Thunder w/Jamie Dundee.
Some basic grappling to start things off with collar and elbows turning into Irish whips, followed by clotheslines with Thunder on the hammering side and X bumping like crazy. Match probably goes on a little too long for anyone's liking but Jamie keeps it entertaining by getting into it with ringside fans and trying to have some influence in the match. Funny spot with Jamie calling all kinds of moves for brother-in-law, JD to try and JD responding with a punch for Tony X. Body slam and an ugly leg drop puts an end to Tony X's evening ... well, the two snot rockets from JD and Jamie really are the end of his night.
More Dundee mouth ready for his shot at the $5 Wrestling Heavyweight Title ... and here comes the Champion, Freight Train! The smiling champ comes out from the back, stops and puts his right fist in the air before pulling the arm down twice. With no reaction from the crowd, he looks disappointed and heads to the ring ...
With a microphone given to him by Jake Manning, the champ speaks ... but first, if you are not familiar with Freight Train, let me enlighten you as the words flow from his mouth. Imagine if you will a large man with a speech pattern similiar to that of Forest Gump.
Freight Train: "My na-yam is Fer-raight Cher-ain and I ay-am the $5 Wrestling Chia-ampion. When I put my-a arm in the air and do this ... y'all go Choo-Choo!"
He tries it again and this time we have success ... well, as much success as can be expected here and Jamie Dundee has had enough and goes on the attack before the bell!
Match Four: $5 Wrestling Title Match - Freight Train (C) versus Jamie Dundee.
Dundee with the quick and easy going in the beginning, pummels the Champ around the ring like there is no tomorrow. A little lip time gives Freight a little time to recover before Dundee comes back to begin the beating anew. Then it happens ... almost silent at first but it builds ... the sound, barely audible ... Choo-Choo ... louder ... Choo-Choo ...Dundee hears it first, then Freight Train as his eyes go big and he starts to "Hulk Up" or rather "Freight Train Up". After being on his knees and taking it, the big stands to his full height as Dundee continues to pummel him with right hands ... Freight no-sells each blow and before long, it is the Champion with a fist and Dundee is begging off! Freight Train whallops Dundee once, twice and sends the challenger careening off the ropes before nearly taking his head off with a huge clothesline. Freight Train takes a little stroll around the ring while JD Thunder does his best on the outside to get Dundee back to his feet. A couple of elbow drops and Train with the cover is somehow thwarted as Dundee has a little fight left in him ... not much but a little. Dundee takes a licking and after being thrown hard into a corner and taking a splash looks ready to go but JD with the distraction of the referee gives Jamie Dundee the opportunity to give Freight Train a Binaca Blast, right in the eyes!
Freight is blinded and swinging wildly as Dundee gives him a wide berth ... and there it is ... over the loud speaker ... ENTER SANDMAN!
A young man steps out of the back carrying a Singapore cane, followed by an older redheaded woman as he makes his way around the ring. He stops in front of some fans and the woman pulls out a beer from her pocket, pops it open and pours into his mouth before she lights a cigarette and takes a drag.
Inside the ring, the blinded Freight Train has stopped swinging and is listening intently while trying to clear his eyes. The young man steps into the ring, pointing his weapon at Dundee while calling towards Freight Train to get his attention. Hearing the voice and not able to see a thing, Freight Train spins around and catches the young man with a huge clothesline and down he goes. Opportunity presents itself and Jamie Dundee is not one to let it pass, slips in behind Freight Train and rolls him up with an inside cradle. Freight Train kicks free JUST after the three count!
WE HAVE A NEW $5 WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Dundee grabs the belt and along with JD Thunder heads for the hills. The camera focusses in on the flattened young man with the older woman kneeling over him trying to bring him around, from ground level ... they call this the "Worm's Eye View". Anyway, a pair of boots steps into view and the woman looks up with surprise on her face. As the camera spins around ... the man is standing there with his arms outstretched ...
IT'S ...
IT'S ...
IT'S ...
RAVEN!
Mmmmmm
Just lookin' out of the window.
Watchin' the asphalt grow.
Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down.
Good Times, yeah, yeah Good Times
Keepin' your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary lay offs. - Good Times.
VOICE-OVER spoken by John Amos: Good Times was recorded in front of a live studio audience
Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em - Good Times.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
EXTRAS
1. Interview with Lil' Donnie.
We have ugly Lil' Donnie standing in front of a white wall, his face covered in drying blood.
Voice: "Lil' Donnie, do you have something you want to get off your chest?"
Lil' Donnie: "Huh?"
Voice: "Is there something you want to say?"
Lil' Donnie: "Yeah ... Big Donnie, I am gonna git you and the rest of the Burke County Boys!"
2. Backstage after the show.
We are in a dressing room with the young man laying on a bench with an icebag on his face while the older woman hovers over him. Seated is Raven, who waves her away, while in the background, Freight Train paces while wiping his eyes with something.
Raven: "You're right Lori, he does need my help."
Freight Train: "Aye am-a so sorry Mr. Ray-vin. I didn't mean to hit your son. Mr. Ray-vin, if he's your son, shouldn't he be Ray-vin Junior and not Sandman Junior?"
Raven's reply? He slaps his own head in disbelief.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Who the
is?Mat Russo
Age: 24 years
Birthday: 13.10.1988
Birthplace: Lafayette, Indiana, USA
Height: 6' 0" (183 cm)
Weight: 200 lbs (91 kg)
Beginning of in-ring career: 2010
Trainer: Billy Roc
Nickname(s): "The Catch Wrestling Hero"
Trademark holds: Calf Slicer, Matburn, 12 to 6 Elbow
With only a few years under his belt, Russo has a strong amateur background with "catch-as-catch can" wrestling and mixed martial arts training. Needless to say, Mr. Russo likes to take things to the mat.
