South Beach TV 9-15-13
Sept 16, 2013 1:41:23 GMT -7
Post by howardschilling on Sept 16, 2013 1:41:23 GMT -7
The pyro goes off inside a sold out US Century Bank Arena but before the announcers can welcome us to South Beach TV Mercedes Martinez comes marching to the ring and she has a mic in hand.
Mercedes: Hey everyone, did you know that this territory employs women? Unless you ordered the iPPVs from a few months ago you wouldn't and I AM SICK OF IT! I'm taking matters into my own hands and LuFisto I'm starting with you. You want to challenge me to a shipping crate match at Fall Brawl? I accept; and after I finish beating you to within an inch of your miserable life and stuff you in that crate, I'm going to cut a hole just large enough for you to see out of while I take your precious Pegaboo and rip her limb from limb. You call yourself "Super Hardcore Anime", well we have someone on this roster that spends most of her time with her nose inside comic books. AJ Lee, get your skinny rear end out here. This is nothing personal sweetie. LuFisto, I would take this last month you have with Pegaboo and treasure it, because I get rid of you once and for all on the October 20th.
*AJ comes down looking really tentative*
Match Number One: Mercedes Martinez vs. AJ Lee
Poor AJ couldn't get ANYTHING started as Mercedes swarmed her from the bell. Mercedes would hit Bull Run for a quick win.
Winner: Mercedes Martinez
After the match Mercedes picks AJ up and shakes her hand.....but pulls her back and hits the Three Amigas! What the hell is going on here? Mercedes hits another Bull Run and looks to the back and waves. From the back they wheel out a shipping crate! Martinez brings AJ outside, opens the crate, and loads her into it. Mercedes locks the crate and looks to the camera and shouts "LUFISTO! ONE MONTH!"
We go to commercial as the announcers wonder about Mercedes' mental stability.
*commercial*
We come back with a vignette for Fall Brawl but it gets cut off with a barrage of images ending with an empty rocking chair in a room and a voice whispering "I'm here". What was that about?
Adam Cole is dressed in an Armani suit and comes out with a mic.
Cole: It's September; school is in session, the trees are changing color, and in six weeks one man will be on the cusp of super-stardom while five other men will re-form the musical group "The Pretenders". For our next match, our great General Manager has informed me that I can pick the participants, which shows how intelligent he is. Your next match scheduled for one fall is an Elimination Chamber qualifier. Coming to the ring first from the city full of lepers, Leper's Fork, Tennessee. He is one half of the NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions, the Tennessee Cowpoke, James Storm.
*Longnecks and Rednecks plays as Storm comes out with a beer to a great reaction from the crowd. His South Beach Tag Team Title belt gleams around his waist. Storm looks like he wants nothing more than to murder Cole but Adam backs away with his hands raised.*
Cole: Jimmy, I am affronted by your actions; and you have changed my mind as to your opponent. Therefore, your opponent tonight; from Saint Lewie, Missouri, is *points to Storm* YOUR tag team partner. Matt Sydal!
Sydal comes down looking angrily at Cole as Cole smirks and steps out of the ring.
Match Number Two: James Storm vs. Matt Sydal (Elimination Chamber Qualifier)
PAC and Chuck Taylor come out to the entrance ramp and watch as these two men who won the South Beach Tag Title LAST WEEK will do battle for the right to enter the Elimination Chamber at the First Anniversary Show on November Fifth. Sydal and Storm shake hands and they go to work against each other in a textbook definition of "Contrast of styles". This match was back and forth with neither man going for anything dirty and showing respect for each other. Storm would pick up the victory when Sydal would go up top looking for a Shooting Star but Storm would nip up and hit Last Call! BY GOD HE TOOK HIS PARTNER'S HEAD OFF! A three count later and this one is over.
Winner: James Storm
After the match Taylor and PAC would applaud from the ramp as Storm helped Sydal to his feet and embraced him. Sydal rubbed his jaw and Storm grabbed two beers from ringside as they toasted each other.
*commercial*
Back from commercial and NWA World Heavyweight Champion Kyle Matthews, flanked by his Prophecy, comes to the ring with a mic.
Kyle: I'm hurt. I come to this ring tonight as a hurt man ladies and gentlemen, and I don't hurt easily. I'm hurt because of YOU Low Ki! I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, the chance at taking the crown jewel of this broken organization away from me, but you were selfish and decided that you wanted to give a man that had stabbed you in the back a chance to prove he had changed. You were more selfish than Martha Hart *crowd DEAFENINGLY boos*. That's why I'm not asking you, I am ORDERING YOU to.....STAY AWAY as Jack Swagger goes one on one with Samoa Joe tonight! Time is on our side folks, and tonight will prove it. The death of the NWA comes in one month and five days folks and I am the harbinger of it's destruction.
The Prophecy leaves the ring as Jimmy Jacobs and Ezekiel Jackson of TOXIC come down to the ring and the announcers bring up the challenge that the Straight Edge Nation set forth last week. CM Punk and Uhaa Nation come down to the ring to square off with Jacobs and Jackson.
Match Number Three: Jimmy Jacobs and Ezekiel Jackson vs. CM Punk and Uhaa Nation
These men have been battling on and off for a year and the announcers mention that Punk needs a good showing headed into a potential match with Dolph Ziggler for the North American Title. Good match between these teams, but TOXIC takes the victory here as Jon Moxley comes out for the distraction allowing Jacobs to roll Uhaa up for the three.
Winners: Jimmy Jacobs and Ezekiel Jackson
Post match The NRC comes out of nowhere to swarm the SEN and Moxley has a mic.
Moxley: You just made the biggest mistake of your life Punk. TOXIC accepts your challenge for Fall Brawl, and when the dust clears from our battle; your straight-edge lifestyle will be no more. See you in a month...PUNK!
*commercial*
We come back from commercial and Wade Barrett is in the ring with a mic in hand and looking ready for a fight.
Barrett: Lost week, oi had the opportunity to wrestle for a chance to pourticipate in the elimination chamber; but someone who oi thought was one of me mates decided he wanted some glory for his own. Damien, I can't go into the chamber knowing that you're out there with that your self-righteous attitude. Therefore, I'm going to give ANYONE in the back a chance to wrestle for my spot in the chamber. Sandow, for an Intellectual Savior, you made a dumbarsed mistake in angering me.
Barrett looks to the back....and "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey hits as Bo Dallas comes out....and he's singing?
Bo: HEY EVERYBODY! I'm a wrestler in a nice clean room, the smell of sweat and yall's perfume; wrestlin' anyone and havin' fun, for one more cheer! I may win, I may lose, but I will never sing the blues; while your love for me never ends it goes on and on and on and on! You strangers, are waiting; up and down the entrance way with faces, shining like the daaaaaaay. Arena lights, people; you're living just to watch me wrestle, and put on a five star maaaaaaaaaaatch! Now don't stop, Bolieving; and I'll hold on to that feeeeeeeeelin. Powerslams, and the sounds of youuuuuuuuuu faaaaaaaaaaaans!
The crowd is silent and the camera shoots to the announce table where Matt is looking at Howard
Matt: Did you know about this? *Howard shrugs and shakes his head meekly* He's just ruined Journey for me as well as countless thousands of fans around the country. As a former teacher, I give you an F- for not stopping this.
All of a sudden, "Walk" by Pantera hits and a guy by the name of Eric Lawson comes out....who is this guy? What is he doing here? Where in the hell is security? Eric walks to the announce table as Bo and Wade have no idea what's going on. Eric has a mic and looks at Howard.
Eric: Howard, you're fired.
Eric drops the mic and walks to the back without another word......oooookay? The bell rings and I guess Bo Dallas is going to be challenging Barrett.
Match Number Four: Wade Barrett vs. Bo Dallas
Dallas kept trying to get the crowd behind him....to no avail. He put up a good fight but the more experienced Barret was in control for most of the match. Barrett looked to have the match won but "Ode to Joy" hit and Damien Sandow came out! Barrett would go to the ropes and yell at Sandow. Barrett turned around and Dallas hit him with a spear! Dallas would cover and pick up the win!
Winner: Bo Dallas?
Dallas has qualified for the Elimination Chamber? Dallas celebrates like he's won the World Heavyweight Championship and Sandow says "You're Welcome". What the hell just happened?
We go to commercial with everyone thoroughly confused. Our main event is next.
*commercial*
We come back from commercial just in time for The Prophecy to come to the ring with Jack Swagger at the forefront. Samoa Joe leads The Group to the ring and we're ready to go.
Main Event: Samoa Joe vs. Jack Swagger
A case of "The irresistible force meeting the immovable object" here as neither man backed down in this match. Both men are well versed in submission wrestling and it showed as each man tried to get their favored submission locked in as often as possible. Both factions remained at ringside and when things in the ring took to the floor the match broke down and the referee had to throw this one out.
Result: No Contest:
Nine men battle in and around the ring with Matthews and Daniels in the ring going toe to toe when all of a sudden the lights go out!
A lantern lights up as someone walks to the ring to the sounds of "Broken Out in Love"....it's BRAY WYATT! COULD THIS BE WHAT MATTHEWS MEANT EARLIER? Wyatt walks to the ring as action everywhere has stopped. He gets in the ring as the lights come back on. Matthews is grinning and telling Bray to show Chris about what happens when you mess with The Prophecy. Wyatt looks at Daniels and then turns his head and looks at Matthews.....and BREAKS THE LANTERN OVER KYLE'S HEAD! OH MY GOD! The Prophecy is stunned and this allows The Group to recover and rout The Prophecy out of the building! The numbers have finally evened up! South Beach TV ends with Wyatt kneeling in front of Daniels. See you next week!
. I'm curious to se what Dallas does in the Camber to top what he did here. The tag scene continues to entrtain in South Beach, and I also enjoyed partners colliding in the Storm/Sydal matchup. Good show overall.