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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 13:46:02 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 416 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthThere is one great difference between Kana and myself that you don't know about. I have great friends that will do anything for me, but Kana doesn't. I know you're saying "What about Ayumi Kurihara and the Shirai sisters, aren't they Kana's friends?" Kana has no friends. She has to pay Ayumi, Io, and Mio to pretend to be her friends. They all insist that she pays them in cash because the first cheque she gave them bounced. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2013 13:30:03 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 417 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthIt was announced today that Starrcade has been moved from redneck holyland of Nashville to the great city of London, England. The show will be taking place at the spectacular new Wembley Stadium. As soon as the announcement was made, several of my great fans contacted me to say they would be attending the show and asked me to join them for a party after my victory over Kana. Normally, I wouldn't socialize with just common fans, but William, Kate, Harry and Cressida are not common fans. They are royal fans and have accepted me as a member of their circle of friends. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 12:44:25 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 418 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthOn this day in 1989, the American animated tv show 'The Simpsons' debuted. What the so-called creators of that show have never told anyone is that they stole the idea for the show from a Japanese tv show called 'The Saitos'. Some of the other characters are even blatant copies. On 'The Saitos' there was a police officer named Captain Urai and he had an idiot daughter named Kanako. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 12:32:33 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 419 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthAs your great JPP Openweight Champion and on behalf of my great fans I would like to wish a happy 38th birthday to a halfway decent former wrestler, Trish Stratus. Just over two months ago, Trish's lifelong dream of becoming a mother came true when she gave birth to her son Maximus. What she hasn't told anyone about the happy event is that her husband is not the father. Her husband shoots blanks, so she had to find someone else to be the father. She wanted someone who would provide her with a beautiful, smart and talented baby. Those criteria lead her to only one possible candidate, the most unbolievably virile man in the NWA, Bo Dallas. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 12:43:38 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 420 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthThis being day 420 of my great title reign, all you braindead stoners and potheads are expecting.... nothing! Your brains are all so fried that all you ever expect is your next high. The number 420 has great meaning to me and my friends. When Chii contacted her financial planners this morning, they told her that her accounts are valued at 420 million Hong Kong dollars. Riho once got phone numbers from 420 boys at school.... in one day... without asking! We have a new friend who routinely reps 420lbs on a weight machine. Today is the 420th day of my reign as JPP Openweight Champion and I will be a champion for another 420 days... or more. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 13:18:49 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 422 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthThere is a television show in England and America called 'Who Do You Think You are?' that traces the ancestry of various celebrities. In Mexico, the show is called '¿Quién piensa usted que es?' On an episode of the show a couple years ago, they traced the ancestry of Marcela. They discovered that Marcela was adopted and they found out who her real parents are. He real mother was a cleaning woman at a small state prison. The name listed as her father on her birth certificate is that of an infamous local druglord. The date listed on her birth certificate is exactly nine months to the day after that druglord escaped from prison. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 12:53:50 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 423 of my great title reign and this is another Great Truth423 is a very important number for Marcela. It is the number of men that her mother told her were her uncle when they snuck out of the house in the morning. 423 is the number of boyfriends Marcela had in highschool. Marcela spent 423 days in training before she had her first match, which she lost. That match was the first of 423 matches before she appeared on television. 423 is also important for me. After my first match, which was on television, 423 fans asked me for my autograph. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2013 15:56:19 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 429 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthToday is the 80th birthday of Nichelle Nichols, the actress who played Lt. Uhura on Star Trek. The original plan for the role of the communications officer was an Asian woman named Lt. Ramu. That is a Great Truth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2013 11:34:15 GMT -7
Ramu - Today is day 430 of my great title reign and this is another Great TruthThis day is all about independence. On this day in 1911, Mongolia gained its independence from the Qing Dynasty of China. Next friday, the JPP Openweight Title will not become independent from my waist. Then on Jan. 26th, I will make the NWA World Women's Title independent of Kana's fat waist. That is a Great Truth
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