Post by howardschilling on Jan 7, 2014 5:35:34 GMT -7
Rebirth opens up with the pyro going off inside a sold out Germain Arena. The announce team of JBL and Matt Striker welcomes everyone to the show when
It looks like the boss has something to say. Howard E. walks down to the ring in a seven thousand dollar Armani suit with a five thousand dollar Rolex watch gleaming on his left wrist. He grabs a mic from the steel steps at ringside as the crowd boos relentlessly. They eventually quiet as he holds up his hands almost like he's surrendering.
Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Howard E. Schilling; and I am the owner of THE HOTTEST TERRITORY in the NWA today: NWA South Beach.....you know what? This isn't me.
Howard sets the mic down and takes off the suit to reveal a "United States Air Force" t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans. The crowd is quietly murmuring.
Howard: Much better. First off, JBL I request your prescence in this ring. *JBL takes off the headset and comes into the ring looking confused* John, you are hereby relieved of your duties at the announce table....in order to resume your position as General Manager of NWA South Beach. After I finish my business in this ring I will be returning to the announce table. To everyone in this arena and everyone watching at home, I would like to tell you from the bottom of my heart that I am sorry for my actions over the last few months. I let my inner demons get the best of me and in the process made a small issue a giant one. I petitioned for a second chance and it was agreed that South Beach would be allowed to continue IF I underwent treatment for anger management in order to prevent such actions from happening again. I know that there are new territories in the NWA and I know that my behavior hasn't endeared myself to you. I would like to say welcome to you all and that the reason I'm keeping the South Beach roster small is so that I can do more cross promotion than ever before. We are having a Tables Ladders and Chairs match for the NWA North American Title on the 26th at Starrcade and I encourage everyone to get their talent involved. The only way to get your talent known is by promoting them and matches like these are excellent to showcase the strengths of your roster. "End of Days" is July 4th, and it is my hope to elevate as many of the great performers in the NWA as possible before I bow out. Thank you, and...
Howard E. goes to leave the ring to mild applause when
hits and CM PUNK COMES OUT! Howard looks bewildered and stands in a corner as Punk grabs a mic and gets in the ring.
CM Punk: *Clap, clap clap* Way to go boss. In the last five minutes you showed that you lost your spine and your *BLEEP!*. *Howard goes to protest but is cut off immediately* No no no wait a minute, I wasn't finished. In the last three months you have set the National Wrestling Alliance on fire by challenging the wrongs that we all saw; and instead of standing up for yourself when someone stood up to you, you tucked your tail between your legs, and crawled back to the NWA like a little neutered b****. I am the best wrestler in the NWA and the world over. I've proven it time and time again and what did I get? A match at the biggest PPV on the NWA's calendar with some no name punk who doesn't respect me. I should be fighting Christopher Daniels at Starrcade, not some flipping spot monkey like Paul London. So tonight, because I'm not letting you talk again, I'm going to challenge that geriatric jerk for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Daniels get your walker or hover round out here and accept my challenge!
The crowd waits and eventually the NWA World Heavyweight Champion comes out, the title shining over his shoulder. The champ gets in the ring after grabbing a mic.
Daniels: You sure know how to make a statement don't you Punk? Bullying the boss like I once did and here's the thing; it doesn't get you anywhere. Now I'm not trying to suck up to the boss, but I can appreciate what you said Howard. Facing our inner demons and apologizing to the world is a very humbling experience. I commend you for it. Now first off Punk I'm going to accept your challenge because I am a fighting champion but I'm more interested in what the boss had to say to you. Howard?
Howard: Thank you Daniels. Now as I was saying; Mr. Punk, you claim to want respect yet have been giving none to anyone lately. At Starrcade you WILL face off with Jay Lethal. It WILL be NO DISQUALIFICATION, and if you cannot beat Jay Lethal then you WILL have to shake his hand. That's something we can ALL respect.
*I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD, I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD, COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! BRING IT OOOOOOON!*
The North American Champion Dolph Ziggler comes out and he grabs a mic.
Ziggler: Now wait just a minute. If ANYONE has a right to be complaining about a lack of respect it's me Punk. I am the NWA North American Champion, by all accounts the second or third most important person in the NWA depending on your feelings about the World Junior Heavyweight Title and for the last ten months I have been treated as an afterthought. NOT. ANY. MORE. Despite everything you say Punk, I am the person in this ring that can best lay claim to the title of "Best in the World" and I'm going to prove it tonight. That's why, with your permission boss, I'm turning this match tonight into a triple threat; and mark my words, I WILL show......off.
Punk nods and then NAILS Ziggler and Daniels and it looks like our main event is starting a bit early! Security swarms and clears everyone out of the ring as we go to a recap of the first show from NWA Pennsylvania then head to the ring for our first match of the evening.
Match Number One: NWA South Beach Tag Team Champions The Nation of Domination (Uhaa Nation and Ezekiel Jackson) vs. The Super Smash Brothers (Player Uno and Player Dos) (Non-Title match)
Big Zeke and Uhaa have taken South Beach by storm since putting aside their transgressions and decided to take their unique brand of offense on others instead, but Uno and Dos have been teaming for well over a decade and kept this power house tandem on their toes, scoring several near falls. Eventually Zeke got too cocky with Dos and got hit with a Falcon Kick! A three count later and this one was over!
Winners: The Super Smash Brothers
After the match The SSB celebrate but offer their hands to the champs who shake but leave with cocky smiles on their faces. We get a review of the latest NWA UK show before going to the ring for our next match.
Match Number Two: NWA South Beach Champion Low Ki vs. Chris Hero (NWA South Beach Title Match)
Justin Roberts makes formal introductions and the champion and challenger shake hands in the middle of the ring as the bell sounds. Both men are extremely sound between the ropes and put on an amazing display. Low Ki has been South Beach champion for many months and he proved why he holds the top prize in the territory. Hero has bounced around the NWA for years and years, but has battled the stigma of not being able to "win the big one". This match went on for forty-five minutes as neither man could gain the advantage for very long because neither man was willing to make a mistake. Low Ki would go up top for an attempt at Tidal Wave but Hero would duck and hit the Hero's Welcome Championship Edition! Hero covers! Three count! We have a new South Beach Champion!
Winner (and NEW NWA South Beach Champion): Chris Hero
After the match Low Ki grabs the South Beach Championship and hands it to Hero who is showing some genuinely heart warming emotion. Hero and Low Ki embrace in the middle of the ring before Hero holds the championship high in the air as the crowd roars in acknowledgement of the new champion while Low Ki is shown applauding in the back ground. We then go to a vignette highlighting The Pistols vs. The Revolution iPPV from NWA Hybrid Pro before heading back to the ring. "Faithless" hits and the South Beach TV Champion Adam Cole comes out with his slutty snuggle bunny Eva Marie. Cole gets in the ring and has a mic in hand.
Cole: In 20 days, in London; which is the most over rated city in the world, the National Wrestling Alliance will witness the ascent of it's newest superstar as I will climb a ladder, and sit on the throne as the rightful NWA North American Champion. I've been watching all these pretenders in the other territories and I have to laugh at them thinking that they have a chance in hell of beating the most complete player in the NWA today. Let's look at our competitors here shall we? We got Dolph Ziggler, who is the champ but wouldn't have even made it through to the finals if TOXIC hadn't interrupted our tournament match. We got Harry Smith from CPW who is only getting by because of his lineage; in London I'm going to neuter the so called Canadian Bulldog and then put him down like the mutt he is. We got Samoa Joe from Hybrid Pro, bet you bleach blonde idiots didn't know I could lay down a sick rhyme when I got the time, who is way too fat and far too slow. Hell Joe is so fat that the rungs on the ladder won't support his weight! Then we got...
"Special Op" hits and Tyler Black comes out to the crowd's approval and he already has a mic in hand.
Black: Sorry for interrupting you there Adam but were you about to mention little old me? What in the hell do you have over me other than that title and a laundry list of STDs from the new school Lita by your side? *Black enters the ring and gets face to face with Cole* You see Adam, you don't intimidate me; and at Starrcade, with the North American Title hanging 20 feet in the air; tables, ladders, and chairs all around us, and a sold out Wembley Stadium cheering like the English side is fighting for it's World Cup life, I'm going to take great pleasure in wiping that smirk off your face.
Cole and Black get nose to nose and look about to come to blows when JBL comes out with a mic of his own.
JBL: That's enough girls you're both pretty. Now it looks like you both are ready to fight and since that's what we do in this business we're gonna have ourselves a match....but you two won't be fighting each other. You see, in the interest of inter-territory cooperation I've pulled off a nice little talent exchange. So in a few minutes we're gonna have a tag team match. Tyler and Adam, you better be able to put aside your differences because you will be on one side of the ring against two other people that will be in this North American Title match at Starrcade, and Adam Cole you might want to hope your last will and testament was filled out son; because you ran your mouth about the wrong guy, and I think he's gonna kill you hahahahaha.
"Nation of Violence" hits and SAMOA JOE walks out on stage. Cole looks dumbstruck and Black looks smug.
JBL: Now I was going to get CPW's representative here tonight but after making a few calls around the NWA we found ourselves a tag team partner here for this wild Samoan......and boys you're gonna smell like smoke after this match because you will have been through fire.
Faith No More's "Epic" hits....and it's SUPER DRAGON FROM NWA PENNSYLVANIA! Talk about a Nation of Violence, this man is as sick and sadistic as they make them! Tyler looks like he would love to do nothing more than kill Adam as the bell sounds.
Match Number Three: Super Dragon (NWA Pennsylvania) & Samoa Joe (NWA Hybrid Pro) vs. NWA South Beach TV Champion "The Panama City Playboy" Adam Cole and the 2013-2014 King of the Ring Tyler Black
Samoa Joe and Tyler Black start off the match by shaking hands. These men might not have wrestled much in the past but the old saying that "real recognizes real" definitely applies here. Black gives up about sixty pounds to Joe but it doesn't mean a thing as Black has the heart of a champion and took at Joe early, bringing him into his corner...and slapping Cole across the face! The ref counts this as a tag and Cole makes the mistake of jawing with Tyler Black which allows Joe to take the advantage with rapid fire palm strikes! Joe with a HUGE half nelson suplex and Cole gets backed into a corner and Super Dragon tags in and he immediately goes to work with kicks and chops....VIOLENCE PARTY! Cole is staggered and tries to make it to the corner for the tag but Black walks drops off the apron! Black grabs a mic and tells Cole that he made his bed and now he can sleep in it before taking a chair and walking up the ramp! Black opens the chair up, takes a seat and calls for a popcorn vendor! Joe and Black lock eyes, shrug and Joe tags in! Muscle Buster to Cole! Joe stands Cole up, throws a few fists to the face, jiggles his belly before landing an elbow to the head! Adam is dazed and Joe locks in the Coquina Clutch! Joe goes to the mat, cranking it in and his eyes roll to the back of his head! Cole has no choice but to tap!
Winners: Super Dragon and Samoa Joe
After the match Super Dragon isn't finished and grabs a table and ladder from under the ring! Joe sets up the table in the middle of the ring and Dragon sets up the ladder. Dragon climbs up the side of the ladder closest to the table and faces it. Joe puts Cole over his shoulder and starts climbing the opposite side of the ladder, setting the South Beach TV Champ on Dragon's shoulders torture rack style.....no! NOT THIS! DRAGON LEAPS! PSYCHO DRIVER OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE! BY GOD ALMIGHTY! THEY JUST KILLED ADAM COLE! Joe and Dragon stand over the broken body of Adam Cole and smirk evilly.....message sent.
Before our main event we get a preview for Starrcade.
Main Event: NWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels vs. CM Punk vs. NWA North American Champion Dolph Ziggler (NWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line)
Everyone is in this match for a different reason: Daniels for the honor of defending his title, Punk because he supposedly wants respect, Ziggler because he's tired of being overlooked. Ziggler starts off the match by locking up with Punk and scoring a snapmare and giving him a stiff kick to the back. Daniels follows from the other side of the Second City Saint! Ziggler kicks! Daniels kicks! Back! Forth! Once more with feeling! Eventually Punk gets up and turns to his opponents. *Punk: HEY! STOP KICKING ME!* Ziggler and Daniels look at each other, shrug and hit a double dropkick to Punk! Punk goes to the outside and the World and North American Champions have the ring to themselves. They circle one another and lock up. Ziggler gets a side headlock but sent into the ropes and jumps over Daniels, ducks under the leap frog and immediately stops and locks in a sleeper! Daniels is surprised by the quick submission attempt! Daniels can't get to the ropes but Punk with a HUGE springboard clothesline to break it up! Punk with a back kick to the gut of Ziggler and a spinning back fist to the side of the head but walks into a dropkick from the world champ! Daniels tries to hook Punk for a suplex but Punk blocks, knees Daniels in the gut, butterflies the arms....WELCOME TO CHICAGO! Punk with the cover! ONE! TWO....AND ZIGGLER breaks up the pin! Ziggler goes to work on Punk, sending him to the ropes and stops him with a kick to the gut...fameasser! Ziggler covers! ONE! TWO....Punk kicks out! Ziggler presses the advantage and brings Punk into the corner and landing a few punches before crossing the ring and trying a stinger splash but catches nothing but turnbuckle. Punk immediately runs up and catches him with a knee to the mush followed by the bulldog! Punk brushes his hands through his slicked back hair and mockingly says "SHOW OFF!" but gets caught from behind by Daniels! LAST RITES! Daniels with the cover! ONE! TWO! NO! Punk gets the shoulder up!
The action comes fast and furious now, nobody willing to give an inch, trying to play offense and defense simultaneously. Punk tries for the GTS on Ziggler but Ziggler slips out! ZIG ZAG! DANIELS CATCHES ZIGGLER! ANGEL'S WINGS! ONE! TWO! THREE! Daniels retains!
Winner (and STILL NWA World Heavyweight Champion): "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
The crowd chants "That was awesome" and the World Champ acknowledges the crowd before asking for the North American Championship and handing it to Ziggler! Daniels pats Ziggler on the back and raises his arm in the air as the crowd cheers. Thank you everyone for tuning into the Rebirth of NWA South Beach.
Really enjoyed the show. Loved the Punk audible of 'stop kicking me!'