NWA Ohio Valley TV results - March 7, 2015

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Taped from The Davis Arena in Louisville, Kentucky on March 4, 2015
Airdate March 7, 2015 - 9:00am central, WBNA-TV 21
Airdate March 7, 2015 - 12:00pm central, RetroTV 21.4
Airdate March 7, 2015 - 10:00pm central, WBNA-TV 21
Airdate March 8, 2015 - 6:00pm central, RetroTV 21.4

Heavyweight champion: Rudy Switchblade
Tag Team champions: Shiloh Jonze & The French Stallion
TV champion: Eric Locker
Women's champion: AJ Lee

Dean Hill, Gilbert Corsey, and Michael Titus welcome viewers to the show. With the Saturday Night Special looming, with so much on the line, the next hour could prove to be critical. Main event today will see Jamin Olivencia & Michael Hayes team up to take on their opponents at the SNS, Heavyweight champion Rudy Switchblade & TV champion Eric Locker. Dean wonders if The Blacklist have any tricks up their sleeves given the stipulation put out by Director of Authority Jim Cornette that should anybody interfere in the 3 title matches at the SNS, they will be fired on the spot. Also today, the Women's Title match could not be finalized for the SNS, so there will be a battle royal and the winner gets a match against a former Ohio Valley Women's champion, who that is, we don't yet know. The Pope Elijah Burke is here to take on The Body Guy, Jeremiah Plunkett finally steps in the ring today as he teams with Chase Owens against Metal Master & Rump Thump, plus the return to the ring of Flash Flanagan against Dapper Dan, and where he goes, you know the kendo stick goes with him. "Hold Tight" by Dave Dee hits the P.A. as we kick off the show and send it to the ring where Scarlett Bordeaux is standing by with the introductions ...

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Match #1
Cliff Compton defeats Stuart Miles @ 5:03 via pinfall after the Cliffhanger, a Tornado DDT. Before the match, The Pastor of Disaster does some mic work, ripping into Mr. 1859 as being a sinner, the sin being envy. That's right Compton is envious of The Blacklist for having all the gold while he has none. Compton says is that right and approaches Miles to start the match with a right hand to the jaw. Miles managed to get in some offense, but the win ultimately went to Compton after he was able to deliver his finisher. It was announced last week that Compton will enter the SNS with Colt Cabana as his tag team partner to challenge Shiloh Jonze & The French Stallion for the Tag Team Title. Dean thinks there is a good chance that we could end up seeing new champions, but Titus feels Compton & Cabana are old news, the past, while The Blacklist are the future.


-- First commercial break --

Back from the break and Paredyse is out with Gilbert. This the first chance to hear from Paredyse since the last Saturday Night Special and get comments on what his 1 time tag team partner, and more importantly 1 time friend Chris Silvio did to him. Paredyse says that things are getting out of hand and they are beyond a breaking point. This isn't how he wanted it, this probably isn't how Silvio wanted it either. So what he wants to do is bury the hatchet at the Saturday Night Special. They had their match, Silvio won. Was it low? Yes. If it were anybody else, would he extend the hand? No. Instead of fighting though, Paredyse is extending the offer for Silvio to come to the SNS and end this before something happens that they will both regret as they have to live with it for the rest of their lives.

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Match #2
Dapper Dan defeats Flash @ 4:28 via DQ when Flash used his kendo stick on Dan. A completely unnecessary move by Flash as he had the match in hand but decided to go hardcore anyway. He begins to lace into Dapper Dan with repeated shots from the foreign object. The referee calls for the bell and tries to calm Flash, but just gets threatened himself. Clearly Flash is a man on a mission, that mission to avenge his friend Trailer Park Trash and he can do just that when he takes on New Wave Dylan Bostic at the Saturday Night Special. The 1 time Justin Beiber of Professional Wrestling may end up having to go by The Elephant Man of Professional Wrestling once Flash & his kendo stick get finished with him.


-- Second commercial break --

The Gossip Minute with Mandy Leon

The Gossip Girl Mandy Leon is back and runs down some of the latest news and rumors that are making the rounds from backstage at the Davis Arena. Fact or fiction, you decide ...

- There is talk of an international star coming in to wrestle at The Best In The World iPPV on April 12
- Speaking of which, the iPPV is on a Sunday instead of Saturday to accommodate CM Punk having a UFC commitment on the 11th
- She managed to get a copy of The Notorious Shelly Martinez vol. 2 and it was about as hot as a winter's night at the North Pole
- Timmy Danger has found his new man and will debut him at the Saturday Night Special

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Match #3
Jeremiah Plunkett & Chase Owens defeat Metal Master & Rump Thump @ 6:11 when Plunkett pinned Rump Thump after a gordbuster. Coming off the actions of Plunkett last week, Dean was reluctant to even participate in calling the match but agreed to put differences aside and be a professional. Amazingly enough, despite the talking, this was the first look at Plunkett in the ring, a positive because it means he's not at commentary for once. During the match, Owens caught Rump Thump with his discus elbow smash, only to have Plunkett request, nay, demand the tag. Owens tagged him in so that he could be the one to put Rump Thump away with Metal Master coming in to break it up, but getting cut off by Owens. Time may be running out though for The East because at the Saturday Night Special, Plunkett has The Ironman Rob Conway and it will be for that title Plunkett carries around with him, and Dean hopes it ends up thrown in the trash by the end of the night. Plunkett afterward goes up to commentary and holds up his belt, telling them that his is the only title that matters, and he intends on keeping it at the Saturday Night Special and taking out Conway for "him".


-- Third commercial break --

Before the next match, the Tag Team champions Shiloh Jonze & The French Stallion are out to talk with Gilbert. Last week, we found out Cliff Compton's partner at the SNS will be Colt Cabana. Jonze laughs and asks if that is supposed to scare them? You're looking at the best tag team anywhere today. Compton is out of his element against them. Cabana is just a joke who should stick to podcasting. They were something, but that was a long time ago in a land far, far away. Come the SNS, it is the first and also the last time we see Cabana, he will make sure of it! Stallion continues that it is typical American privilege for Compton to think he can just show up with anybody and defeat them. Sure, they've been champions elsewhere before, but him & Shiloh are the champions now and they are going to make sure that it stays that way. The Blacklist enters with all the gold and they will leave with all the gold.

Battle Royal

Match #4
Heidi Lovelace won a 7 woman Battle Royal @ 5:42, last eliminating Seleziya Sparx. This match was to determine which wrestler would get a match at the Saturday Night Special against a former OVW Women's champion, still unknown. Jessie Belle refused to compete in the match, not wanting to jeopardize herself before her eventual rematch with AJ Lee. The first elimination saw EFD Eddie Diamond come out and try to give Shelly Martinez flowers, leading to Aaron Sky getting into a tug of war over the bouquet. Shelly came over distracted as Sky won, but the momentum sent the flowers up and into Shelly's face. This allowed for Rebel to throw her out. The second elimination sees Taeler Hendrix getting Seleziya to work over Ray Lynn, but then demanding to throw Lynn out herself. Instead Lynn ducked a charging Hendrix, sending her up and out to the floor. From there Seleziya took over, eliminating Lynn, and then managing to throw out Rebel as well. With the match down to 3, she would manage to send Mary Elizabeth Monroe out as well, just cleaning house. She then grabbed Lovelace and threw her over, but she held onto the top rope and managed to bring her legs up to headscissors Seleziya and pull her out. After the match, Gilbert stood and asked everybody if he could have their attention. The former Women's champion is here right now and she wants to come out, ladies and gentlemen ...

Taryn Terrell! She heads out and gets in the ring applauding Lovelace's win. She then extends a hand and Lovelace reciprocates as Terrell then raises his arm up in victory. Dean says that this is what competition should be about. Should be a big match as Heidi Lovelace takes on Taryn Terrell at the Saturday Night Special. No Women's Title match, but this should more than make up for that in the eyes of the fans.


-- Fourth commercial break --

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Match #5
Elijah Burke defeats The Body Guy @ 5:28 via pinfall after The Elijah Experience, a sitout facebuster. With the March 7 Saturday Night Special looming, The Pope takes 1 last challenge from the always delusional Body Guy. Despite coming off of a win last week over Elvis Pridemoore, Body Guy was unable to continue that. He did get some offense and positioned Burke for the pedigree, but The Pope broke free and scooped out the legs and slingshotted Body Guy into the corner turnbuckle en route to finishing him off. The big question still remains though. Who will Burke's opponent be at the Saturday Night Special? He wanted CM Punk in a rematch from Retribution, but due to Punk's UFC commitments, he is unavailable on March 7. Punk sent word that he had challenged somebody to step up and take the match and as Burke stood in the ring after the match, we found out who ...

Lonesome Jay Bradley! Last seen in a losing effort at Starrcade in the Hell in a Cell, it quickly becomes clear as he jumps Burke. This isn't a random occurrence. Bradley is from Chicago just like Punk, and in fact, they even trained together in their early days. Bradley sends Burke into the ropes and almost takes his head off with the big Boomstick lariat clothesline. Burke is down as Bradley stands up and raises 1 arm in the air. If Burke is to get to Punk, he will have to get through Bradley first at the Saturday Night Special.


-- Fifth commercial break --

Back from break and the Director of Authority Jim Cornette is back out to go over the Saturday Night Special lineup. First though, a word about the Women's Title. He had wanted to get that match signed, Jessie Belle is owed a rematch at AJ Lee. However due to other commitments AJ has been unavailable, meanwhile Belle has refused to compete until the rematch. Well it can be announced that next week on TV, the match will take place. AJ will be here, Jessie Belle will be here. No excuses for Belle this time as she's had all the time in the world to prepare for this. Back to the SNS though, March 7, Davis Arena, big lineup. Just like last month, 10 matches. He likes it bigger, wants to do it better, and it should be a big night.

- Elijah Burke vs CM Punk's handpicked opponent, Jay Bradley
- Rob Conway vs Jeremiah Plunkett, and Plunkett's NWA East championship will be at stake
- Heidi Lovelace vs Taryn Terrell in a special attraction
- Ryan Howe & The Wild Boyz vs Aaron Sky, Raul Lamotta & The Mexicutioner
- 3 way dance with Rump Thump vs Dapper Dan vs The Body Guy
- Rematch from last week's TV, Metal Master vs Chase Owens
- Flash Flanagan vs Dylan Bostic
- Eric Locker defends the TV Title against Michael Hayes
- Shiloh Jonze & The French Stallion defend the Tag Team Title against Cliff Compton & Colt Cabana
- Rudy Switchblade defends the Heavyweight Title against Jamin Olivencia, No Holds Barred with 2 referees

And not only that, but Paredyse has called out Chris Silvio to bury the hatchet on their rivalry. Will Silvio accept or not? And of course, it was announced that should anybody from Ohio Valley interfere in the 3 title matches with The Blacklist, they will be fired on the spot. But Cornette's not going to stop there, after all why discriminate? If there is any interference by anybody from Ohio Valley period in any match at all, they will be fired. Let's do this and let's do it right. And right now ...

Oh great. Timmy Danger is out and says he hates to interrupt Cornette, but he has something real important to say. He wants everybody in the back to take notice and take the warning. He has found somebody that will take him back to the Heavyweight Title. Back to the gold. Back to the main event. Cornette asks who? Danger laughs and says that's the million dollar question, but Cornette will have to wait just like all these fans out here. The D.o.A. will find out when they find out, March 7 at the Saturday Night Special, the grand reveal. Looks like something else added to the already packed Saturday Night Special card.

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Match #6
Jamin Olivencia & Michael Hayes defeat Rudy Switchblade & Eric Locker @ 10:18 when Olivencia pinned Switchblade after the Standing O, a jumping bodyscissors into a DDT. A gigantic win for Olivencia as he manages to put the shoulders of the champion to the mat for a 3. Switchblade almost had Olivencia defeated as he setup for the RudyKO, but Olivencia instead shoved him off and knocked him into Locker on the apron. The 2 Blacklist members butted heads and Olivencia caught Switchblade turning around with his finisher. Should that happen at the SNS, Olivencia will regain his title that he should have never lost in the first place. Titus however takes a different approach, saying that Olivencia only won the match thanks to using a second man, but that won't happen at the SNS. 1 on 1, Switchblade had this match won. Gilbert says that's a hypothetical and we will never know, but it at least gives Olivencia some momentum as he heads into the title match. Dean says he almost hopes somebody like Locker does interfere so that they can get fired and they won't have to see them again.

It is mere hours away. 10 big matches, 3 Ohio Valley title matches, and the big stipulation hanging over it all. Any interference, you're gone. Fired. Should make for an interesting night as we start the home stretch towards the next iPPV on Sunday April 12, The Best In The World. For Dean Hill and Michael Titus, Gilbert says so long and to come back next week for more action.

Websclusive match #1

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Dylan Bostic defeats Elvis Pridemoore @ 4:45 via pinfall after the legdrop off the top rope. Once again adding insult to injury so to speak, New Wave Dylan Bostic uses Trailer Park Trash's finisher to put his opponent away, the same TPT that Bostic got fired from his job as D.o.A. back at Retribution. Commentators were The Fan Advocate Terry Boddie & Nick Dinsmore and they both agree that while Bostic got away with using the Trailer Jack here in the websclusive, if he does that to Flash Flanagan at the SNS, win or lose, there might be hell to pay in the form of the kendo stick. And what would be a Pridemoore match without the rap beforehand, concluding "Justin Bieber's got nothing on you, after all you're Dylan Bostic. And just like he's a little rudy poo, you're nothing but a big giant dick."

Websclusive match #2

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Ryan Howe defeats Raul Lamotta @ 5:31 via tap out to the Whammy Bar, a Fujiwara armbar. Small preview of the scheduled 6 man tag coming up at the Saturday Night Special sees The Rockstar go over The Rudo. The commentators were sure to mention on commentary that the D.o.A. Jim Cornette had barred The Wild Boyz, Aaron Sky, The Mexicutioner, and Shelly Martinez here in another preview of the SNS. Boddie wonders if we will ever see the footage that Shelly was about to play last week before The Rockstar confiscated it and destroyed the only copy. Dinsmore tells him that the footage could prove key in distracting EFD if played at the SNS where by it's not interference by a person and wonders how Cornette would handle such an event relative to his policy?

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Nice to Flash Flanagan in action here just being a dick. I love the angle of having Jay Bradley go after Burke and playing on the Chicago connection. The Best in the World is shaping up interesting, as I'm really surprised you had O go over Switchblade here, but it says to me that he's probably not getting his belt back at the iPPV. I'm thinking bigger things are coming his way, but who knows? On another note, I'm a Seleziya fan, so it was cool to see her get a strong showing in that Battle Royale, though I think the right woman won.