BCCW TV Episode #58 (Love & War)

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AIRDATE: February 14th 2014 (Valentines Day!)



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** BCCW has 5 recognized championships **

Heavyweight (225 lbs +)

Middleweight (205 lbs +)

Flyweight (under 200 lbs)

Television title (catch weight)

6-Man Tag Team titles



** BCCW is a fight-fiction arena that blends the stylistics of Lucha Underground with UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs Siver from Boston. **



** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel. Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **



** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent Renee Young (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns, or MSD himself on this very show). **



** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **



** THIS IS BCCW!! **



** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **





Gordon Solie & Matt Striker





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"Impeach the President!!"







Commissioner MVP is the American front-man for the Montreal Mafia



Show opening video recap of NYR2015 (click here), primarily the Canadian / American schism in BCCW and the temporary setback of the Montreal Mafia (Le Lion retained his HW title by dubious means, but Stone Cold beat Mafia ace Bobby Lashley quite soundly to defend his WORLD title in the main event).



Entrance & theme of Commissioner MVP (surrounded by his "Money Power Respect" stable, Kenny King & Bobby Lashley). Irate promo RE: the conclusion of the NYR2015 PPV. In response, Commissioner MVP is launching a new campaign to *IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT*!!! That's right, BCCW President Paul Bowser must be removed from power!







Enter BCCW President Paul Bowser himself for the retort, and he treats Commissioner MVP like Glenda did the Wicked Witch of the West (begone, you have no power here!) Instead, the Mash-Up Wrestling Board of Directors has set sanctions upon Commissioner MVP and his reign, and divvied up remaining BCCW assets between the two parties! (You can check the BCCW website or app for full details on how the weight classes & championships will now be managed!) But all you need to know now is that BCCW 6-Man division resides under President Bowser's corporate umbrella - and he's booking "Money Power Respect" into action TONIGHT! Big pop (and outrage from Commissioner MVP and his boys)! Against the Boston Strongmen! Even bigger pop!







Commissioner MVP summons forth "the Boss" Andre the Giant to end this disagreement once and for all... but he's thwarted by the entrance & theme of JOHN CENA (2015)!!! Segment ends with a scintillating promo from Cena directed at Andre & Commissioner MVP in which his *failure* to lift Andre at NYR2015 is heavily referenced. Concludes with Cena receiving a rematch against Andre at the next BCCW PPV special ("MBV5" = My Bloody Valentine 5)... in a special "Body Slam Challenge!" It's Wrestlemania 2 Redux when Cena and Andre clash at MBV5! Can the irresistible force lift the immovable object?? Or be crushed into submission?? Tune in to find out!







John Cena (2015) versus Andre the Giant (1987)

(BodySlam Challenge!!)



Only @ MBV5! Stay tuned!!





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BCCW presents: MBV5



Coming Soon!!





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GOLDSTAR MUTA vs. L.A.X.

(6-Man Tag Team Match)





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Mash-Up fantasy delight versus street-tough nightmare. Gold & Stardust are at the peak of their powers (circa 2014ish) & popularity, while Muta remains holder of a guaranteed BCCW title shot (the result of his Money-in-the-Bank victory). Commentators continue to discuss the new divisional alignments in BCCW, while giving President Bowser credit for growing the 6-Man tag team division in particular.



Meanwhile, LAX are a constant and credible threat. Adding the chemical romance of Papi Chulo & Shelly Martinez to their act keeps them relevant whether they win or lose. Exciting bout that highlights the BCCW 6-Man division and accentuates both teams. But in the end, it is the Bizarre Ones who walk away with the victory after a Final Cut / Moonsault combo to Homicide earns the pinfall. The mystery deepens as to when (or who) Muta may cash his title shot in, but one this is for certain - Goldstar Muta remain on the cutting edge of fantasy-wrestling Dream combinations.



Winners: GOLDSTAR MUTA





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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **







An irate Commissioner MVP (his office decked wth sell-out pro-Canadian flags & banners) vows to the Montreal Mafia that he will regain autonomy over BCCW soon enough. The HW division is in the hands of the Canadian Athletic Commission, so it is safe for now. He also authorizes Montreal Mafia MW champion Kevin Owens to raise some hell tonight... to remind the world what fear really is. "Money Power Respect" finishes the job in tonight's Main Event. Meanwhile, Commissioner MVP will raise a stink with what booking power he does have left. Its time for a reinvention, like when Sega created Sonic the Hedgehog. A new attitude. That starts tonight with the 1st ever BCCW *bra-and-panties match!!!* TONIGHT! Stay tuned! "Impeach the President!"





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FAROOQ vs. MASATO TANAKA

(Heavyweight Bout)



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Brutally stiff bout that allows commentators to hype the depth of the BCCW heavyweight division, and intense competition that results. The Heavyweight division is the only one that is not managed exclusively by either President Bowser or Commissioner MVP. Instead, it is overseen by the Canadian Athletic Commission (but everybody knows that HW champion the Godfather Le Lion has them in his backpocket).



In action, Farooq absorbs a bevy of kendo stick shots before retaliating with some crushing steel chair shots to the skull of Tanaka (that he happily - and amazingly - no sells!) But before Tanaka can complete his kamikaze comeback, Farooq's stablemates in the NOD Militia interfere. With the preacher man D-Von Dudley briefly distracting the ref, Butch Reed & evil Kofi Kingston hit Tanaka with a twin combo of illegal blows - allowing Farooq to finish him with his Dominator. Big time boos for that, but as Farooq reminds the world in his postfight promo - "the night belongs to the NOD Militia... and we ain't givin up the sun!"



Winner: FAROOQ





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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **







BCCW Backstage correspondent Renee Young captures a few words with President Bowser in the wake of this paradigm power shift. Critics and anarchists (like the NOD Militia) are free to say as they feel, but BCCW was founded on competition and fairplay and it will remain to be so. President Bowser is instigating a new talent infusion, so even weight divisions he can't directly influence will continue to flow with new competitive blood. He does not agree with Commissioner MVPs decision to exploit the female talent ("bra-and-panties match coming up next!"), but believes they will all reap what they sow! Montreal Mafia will never run the Boston market under President Bowser's watch!







*They* (Illuminati - Montreal Mafia) may have destroyed other political careers (AWA's Jack Tunney comes to mind), but President Bowser will not be intimidated! Zoom out to reveal none other than BCCW TV Champion Crusher Casey, WWE Commissioner William Muldoon & various high-powered network & Mash-Up Wrestling executives in his office around him - proving President Bowser has his own "army" of American investors to offset this Canadian invasion! Its "Sega of America vs. Sega of Japan" all over again, this time with a Maple Leaf twist! Battle for the *soul* of BCCW continues!





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TAELER HENDRIX vs. APRIL HUNTER

(Bra & Panties Match)



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The ongoing feud (including glaring examples of male-on-woman violence) between Warchief Don Eagle and BLKJeez Rashad Cameron is reviewed. Countless ECW circa 1996ish catfights have erupted between their valets preceding this bout. Tonight the two girls go at in a fury, driving the fans into a lather. Especially when BLKJeez shows up at ringside to enjoy the leering and groping first hand! But of course this draws the xtreme ire of Don Eagle who strikes with reckless abandon! He was strictly opposed to his valet being subjected to this match stipulation in the 1st place! With Eagle attacking Jeez, the ringside distraction allowed April Hunter to shred her rivals wardrobe and "win" the match.



Winner: APRIL HUNTER



But the tension is still so high, that it looks like Don Eagle may go after April Hunter directly! When Taeler Hendrix pulls Eagle from behind - he whirls around (apparently anticipating another BLKJeez attack) - and *accidentally* SOCKS his own valet Taeler Hendrix in the face! BAM Afroman on stage 2015 anger management-style! OMFG! Stop the presses! Taeler Hendrix is KTFO by her own man! Paramedics and personnel rush into the scene while Don Eagle remains stunned over what happened! BLKJeez & April Hunter slink away, still clutching Taelers clothes and smirking mischievously! Get the stretcher!





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MIZDOW versus KEVIN OWENS

(Middleweight Bout)



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Sent out to drastically change the mood and vibe of the show, Mizdow is treated like the star attraction he is by his stablemates Wild Red Berry & Chris Nowinski (who feign fawning over him in a hilariously mocking & exaggerated fashion). Mizdow mimics Berry as he speaks on the mic, serenading their greatness. But they're interrupted by the theme & entrance of reigning BCCW MW champion Kevin Owens, who takes exception to the subtle mockery of Canada in their promo. While KO plays the "heel" in this equation (running through Mizdow like a snowplow with vicious, stiff offense and profanely flippin off the crowd), there is still a largely-vocal portion of the audience that chants "FIGHT OWENS FIGHT!" Package piledriver emphatically finishes Mizdow, and let's the world knows nothing is above satire or parody... except the Montreal Mafia.



Winner: KEVIN OWENS





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"For the Love of Family"







MW Champion Kevin FN Owens is in the ring when we return from commercial, and still holding it hostage. He has some harsh words for President Bowser and his American scumbag promoter allies. "Impeach the President!" With great hype and fanfare, Owens proudly introduces the Heavyweight Champion and Montreal Mafia Godfather, "The French Lion" Yvon Robert! Huge boos for the International czar who is taking over American operations (with help from the corporate sell-out and traitor, Commissioner MVP).



Half English / half French (and all condescending) promo from the dignified (yet brutally sadistic) French Lion. State of the union address, where he announces he will only be competing under Providence of Quebec Rules moving forward. Furthermore, he will be helping fund the growing "Impeach the President" movement as they intend to announce their *own* candidate for the American office! Another power-grab from the Montreal Mafia!







Finally we get our last interruption from "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero! Big pop from the crowd. He cuts a promo on Le Lion & Kevin Owens that uses video replay of his loss to Le Lion at "NYR2015". Guerrero accepts defeat, but only to a point - the truth is Montreal Mafia outnumbered him at NYR2015. But Eddie won't make that mistake again! Guerrero finishes his promo by infuriating Lion & Owens enough for them to accept his barter demands - Guerrero wants a 6-Man Tag Team match against Lion / KO / & any corporate stooge of their choice... against Eddie Guerrero & his "la Familia!" If Guerrero's team wins, then he will receive another title shot against the French Lion!



But the Montreal Mafia sees that desperate bid, and raises the stakes once more... French Lion orders Guerrero vs KO in a one-on-one Dream Match first! Next Fight Night Main Event! *IF* Eddie wins that match against current MW champion & Montreal Mafia capo KO (Kevin Owens NXT), *then* he can earn the right to challenge the Mafia in a 6-Man match for a HW title shot! The road just got harder for Eddie Guerrero, but if he wants another title shot he knows he must appeal to their gambling weakness! Eddie Guerrero vs KO NXT! Next Fight Night Main Event! And who the heck is Eddie's "la Familia"







Eddie Guerrero vs. Kevin Owens

(Catchweight Bout)



Next BCCW FIGHT NIGHT special! Stay tuned!





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LUKE HARPER vs. NIKITA KOLOFF

(Heavyweight Bout)



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Another Heavyweight Dream Match that has "slobberknocker" written all over it. Heavy championship feuds have erupted between the Russian and Wyatt Family stables, and this match tonight is the climax of their "communist versus American psycho" story-arc. Nikita Koloff is the clear solo breakout star of the bunch, like Roman Reigns in the Shield-era, but Nikita is hampered by his overbearing uncle and the posturing of spokesperson Lana. Great match between Nikita and Harper tonight, but when all sides wind up throwing down at ringside, it is Nikita who falls to Harper after a Russian chain bit with his uncle Ivan goes awry! BLANG! Nikita eats cold Russian steel, followed by a discus clothesline from Luke Harper! 1! 2! 3! USA! USA! USA! Russians fracture postmatch, and not even Lana can keep them unified!



Winner: LUKE HARPER





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MONEY POWER RESPECT vs. BOSTON STRONGMEN

(6-Man Tag Team Bout)



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BCCW President Paul Bowser subscribes to the same booking school of thought as former agent and current WWE Commissioner William Muldoon (hardwork & fairplay), so a heavy emphasis on the 6-Man division rankings is featured. Boston Strongmen are huge fan favorites in New England, while playing heels in Canada. Since Frank Scarpa's loss to KO at NYR2015, they have focused more exclusively on the 6-Man ranks. Tonight they hope to exact revenge against Commissioner MVP's stable while simultaneously increasing their standings. "Powerhouse" Frank Sexton in particular is the star of the show tonight - channeling the spirit of Big Daddy Cool meets Ryback ("Sed-Alia-Cyclone!" is his "Feed me more!") The brief skirmish between powerhouses Sexton & Lashley plays like an exciting "Coming Attractions" trailer. In the end, after a roller-coaster of a ride, BCCW Television champion Steve "Crusher" Casey proudly displays his "President Bowser-guy" affiliation, by showing up at ringside to stop Commissioner MVP from cheating! The odds now evened, good guys rally and Frank "Powerhouse" Sexton finishes Commissioner MVP with a TKO-spin for the finish! 1! 2! 3! "Boston Strongmen" defeat "Money Power Respect!" Fans erupt in cheers!



Winners: BOSTON STRONGMEN



But postmatch, Commissioner MVP must regain his heat by making a Draconian decree. Out of spite and anger, Commissioner MVP is booking Crusher Casey into a Title Defense at "MBV5" (Television title falls under Commissioner MVP's booking authority). Everything seems to be leading to Commissioner MVP giving the shot to his man Bobby Lashley (the same guy Commissioner MVP cajoled to relinquish his HW strap for a shot at the WORLD title at NYR2015)... even commentators are excitedly recapping the history between Crusher Casey & Bobby Lashley in BCCW... but Commissioner MVP swerves everybody (apparently none more so than Lashley) by naming *HIMSELF* the #1 contender! Shades of his TNA late-2014 decision that saw the permanent fracture of his stable! What is Commissioner MVP doing?? Has he lost his mind in anger?? Or is it all part of a diabolical plan?? The staredown between Crusher Casey & MVP ensues, while Lashley storms backstage and the fans roar for his destruction!



MBV5 is right on the horizon! Stay tuned as we breeze through the month and drop hits till we hit the finish line!





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BCCW presents: MBV5



with special guest host:



RICK "the Model" MARTEL (debut)!!



John Cena (2015) versus Andre the Giant (1987)

(Bodyslam Challenge)



** BCCW Television Title **

Crusher Casey (1942) versus Commissioner MVP (2014)