Pro Wrestling: Men in Tights
Aug 14, 2015 5:49:45 GMT -7
Post by Dustin Smith on Aug 14, 2015 5:49:45 GMT -7
The show opens with Bruce Tharpe at his desk filling out paperwork, when Dean Ambrose bursts into his office.
Dean Ambrose: What are you trying to do to me?! Why would you give Sami Callihan a contract? The son of a bitch tried to stab me!
Bruce puts his pen down interlocking his fingers as he rests his arms on his desk.
Bruce: It's ratings. Simple as that.
Dean: Do you understand what you're doing? Something real bad is going to happen to Sami or me and I won't be responsible for my actions!
Tharpes eyes light up.
Bruce: That sounds fantastic! How about it happens at Fall Brawl?!
Dean looks puzzled.
Bruce: Something really bad, how about Sami Callihan vs. Dean Ambrose in a Guerrilla Warfare match! Anything goes! No holds barred!
Dean: ...if Sami even makes it to Fall Brawl.
Bruce: Oh he will, I'm making it official that neither of you can lay a hand on the other until your match at Fall Brawl, if either of you do... You'll be banned from the NWA!
SINGLES MATCH
Shark Boy vs. Tanner Reynolds
This was the opening contest of the show and it was designed to draw the crowd in. Shark Boy used a few of his spots to get the crowd to chuckle as he "bit" the rear end of Reynolds sending him running around the ring in "pain". Sharky would use the Deep Sea Drop to finish off the match and send the local boy home with one in the L column.
SINGLES MATCH
Sami Callihan vs. AR Fox
This was the first match for Callihan under the NWA Guerrilla banner. Callihan was ruthless against Fox, but AR isn't a push over and he would come back very strong looking to stop Callihan's momentum before it even started. Sami would lock in the horse collar leg lock and Fox would try to get to the ropes but Callihan wasn't having it as he stomped on the head of Fox repeatedly!
The show cuts backstage where Paul London and Kazarian are standing together giggling a bit.
London: Kazarian and I have come together to form the greatest tag team the world has ever known. I am the Interstellar Traveller and master of space, Kazarian is a master of the flux capacitor and time itself! Togther we are TARDIS! We're coming for you Pistols!
Kazarian: Pew pew!
London: That's right pew pew! You can't stop Time and Space not even with a speeding bullet!
TAG TEAM MATCH
Good Vibrations(Shockwave & Jack Pollock) vs. Alex Koslov & Bobby Fish
Before the match could even begin out came Rocky Romero and Koslov looked over the top excited while Bobby Fish as well as Good Vibrations looked confused. Romero would climb into the ring and embrace his former partner Koslov leaving Fish the odd man out. Koslov and Romero would talk about something inaudible. Then they'd go to Fish and whisper into both of his ears the plan which made Fish smile and slide out of the ring as the ring announcer let everyone know that it'd now be Koslov and Romero teaming and the bout got under way! This was a comedic match with Good Vibrations busting out a lot of dancing that even got their opponents dancing! The dancing had to come to an end, Koslov and Romero used the Contract Killer on Pollock putting the match away.
TAG TEAM MATCH
TARDIS(Kazarian & Paul London) vs. The Sabre & The Stone(Zack Sabre & Martin Stone)
This match was the best kind of anarchy! Stone is a complete maniac coming through the crowd getting them riled up with football style chants while Sabre is still getting on board with his partner but he seems to be having a lot of fun with the crowd. TARDIS makes their way to the ring with a lot of fanfare of smoke machine and some lights, dressing in spacemen costumes prior to the match. Kazarian would slow down and speed up time in grand fashion during the match as London took some insane risks from the top rope but the boys from the UK would fight back with Sabre trying to armbar his way to a victory while Stone would try to pummel out the win. Kazarian would plant Sabre with the Wave of the Future setting up London to cap things off with a shooting star press to pick up the victory.
SINGLES MATCH
Eddie Edwards vs. Alberto del Rio
Edwards demanded the rematch tonight and this time things went much differently. The last time they got in the ring Rio went with a cheap shot and ran with it, this time Edwards came out of the box swinging and was able to keep Alberto on his heels. Davey Richards would step out of the back when things started to get bad for Edwards as his training partner cheered him on from his corner. Rio tried for the armbar but Edwards willed himself to the ropes to save himself from a second submission. The match continued with Edwards spiking Rio with his die hard brainbuster to come away with an incredible victory!
Davey would slide into the ring raising his friends arm in a great display. Alberto would slither from the ring licking his wounds, you know this is going to have to go a third round.
SINGLES MATCH
"The KO King" Chris Hero vs. Dean Ambrose
Ambrose had his head on a swivel, even though Tharpe made the decree that Callihan couldn't lay a hand on him and vice versa. Hero let it play to his advantage brutalizing the Cinncinatti native with brutal hits. Dean would have to play dirty to get back into the match taking his focus off of his Fall Brawl opponent and putting the focus on Hero. Chris would nail the discus elbow on Dean but Ambrose would fall back into the rebound lariat taking both men to the mat. The rest of the match was both men pulling out everything in their tanks and arsenals beating the crap out of one another. Hero would miss a second attempt at the elbow and would turn into a double arm DDT from Ambrose! Dean would pull himself up sizing up Hero before delivering a Boma Ye to finally finish the match.
The crowd would go crazy as Callihan would charge down the ramp at Ambrose who looked ready to go this time. Sami would try his damndest to get into the ring but security and staff would rip him away from the ring keeping the two men from damning their NWA careers!
Dean Ambrose: What are you trying to do to me?! Why would you give Sami Callihan a contract? The son of a bitch tried to stab me!
Bruce puts his pen down interlocking his fingers as he rests his arms on his desk.
Bruce: It's ratings. Simple as that.
Dean: Do you understand what you're doing? Something real bad is going to happen to Sami or me and I won't be responsible for my actions!
Tharpes eyes light up.
Bruce: That sounds fantastic! How about it happens at Fall Brawl?!
Dean looks puzzled.
Bruce: Something really bad, how about Sami Callihan vs. Dean Ambrose in a Guerrilla Warfare match! Anything goes! No holds barred!
Dean: ...if Sami even makes it to Fall Brawl.
Bruce: Oh he will, I'm making it official that neither of you can lay a hand on the other until your match at Fall Brawl, if either of you do... You'll be banned from the NWA!
SINGLES MATCH
Shark Boy vs. Tanner Reynolds
This was the opening contest of the show and it was designed to draw the crowd in. Shark Boy used a few of his spots to get the crowd to chuckle as he "bit" the rear end of Reynolds sending him running around the ring in "pain". Sharky would use the Deep Sea Drop to finish off the match and send the local boy home with one in the L column.
SINGLES MATCH
Sami Callihan vs. AR Fox
This was the first match for Callihan under the NWA Guerrilla banner. Callihan was ruthless against Fox, but AR isn't a push over and he would come back very strong looking to stop Callihan's momentum before it even started. Sami would lock in the horse collar leg lock and Fox would try to get to the ropes but Callihan wasn't having it as he stomped on the head of Fox repeatedly!
The show cuts backstage where Paul London and Kazarian are standing together giggling a bit.
London: Kazarian and I have come together to form the greatest tag team the world has ever known. I am the Interstellar Traveller and master of space, Kazarian is a master of the flux capacitor and time itself! Togther we are TARDIS! We're coming for you Pistols!
Kazarian: Pew pew!
London: That's right pew pew! You can't stop Time and Space not even with a speeding bullet!
TAG TEAM MATCH
Good Vibrations(Shockwave & Jack Pollock) vs. Alex Koslov & Bobby Fish
Before the match could even begin out came Rocky Romero and Koslov looked over the top excited while Bobby Fish as well as Good Vibrations looked confused. Romero would climb into the ring and embrace his former partner Koslov leaving Fish the odd man out. Koslov and Romero would talk about something inaudible. Then they'd go to Fish and whisper into both of his ears the plan which made Fish smile and slide out of the ring as the ring announcer let everyone know that it'd now be Koslov and Romero teaming and the bout got under way! This was a comedic match with Good Vibrations busting out a lot of dancing that even got their opponents dancing! The dancing had to come to an end, Koslov and Romero used the Contract Killer on Pollock putting the match away.
TAG TEAM MATCH
TARDIS(Kazarian & Paul London) vs. The Sabre & The Stone(Zack Sabre & Martin Stone)
This match was the best kind of anarchy! Stone is a complete maniac coming through the crowd getting them riled up with football style chants while Sabre is still getting on board with his partner but he seems to be having a lot of fun with the crowd. TARDIS makes their way to the ring with a lot of fanfare of smoke machine and some lights, dressing in spacemen costumes prior to the match. Kazarian would slow down and speed up time in grand fashion during the match as London took some insane risks from the top rope but the boys from the UK would fight back with Sabre trying to armbar his way to a victory while Stone would try to pummel out the win. Kazarian would plant Sabre with the Wave of the Future setting up London to cap things off with a shooting star press to pick up the victory.
SINGLES MATCH
Eddie Edwards vs. Alberto del Rio
Edwards demanded the rematch tonight and this time things went much differently. The last time they got in the ring Rio went with a cheap shot and ran with it, this time Edwards came out of the box swinging and was able to keep Alberto on his heels. Davey Richards would step out of the back when things started to get bad for Edwards as his training partner cheered him on from his corner. Rio tried for the armbar but Edwards willed himself to the ropes to save himself from a second submission. The match continued with Edwards spiking Rio with his die hard brainbuster to come away with an incredible victory!
Davey would slide into the ring raising his friends arm in a great display. Alberto would slither from the ring licking his wounds, you know this is going to have to go a third round.
SINGLES MATCH
"The KO King" Chris Hero vs. Dean Ambrose
Ambrose had his head on a swivel, even though Tharpe made the decree that Callihan couldn't lay a hand on him and vice versa. Hero let it play to his advantage brutalizing the Cinncinatti native with brutal hits. Dean would have to play dirty to get back into the match taking his focus off of his Fall Brawl opponent and putting the focus on Hero. Chris would nail the discus elbow on Dean but Ambrose would fall back into the rebound lariat taking both men to the mat. The rest of the match was both men pulling out everything in their tanks and arsenals beating the crap out of one another. Hero would miss a second attempt at the elbow and would turn into a double arm DDT from Ambrose! Dean would pull himself up sizing up Hero before delivering a Boma Ye to finally finish the match.
The crowd would go crazy as Callihan would charge down the ramp at Ambrose who looked ready to go this time. Sami would try his damndest to get into the ring but security and staff would rip him away from the ring keeping the two men from damning their NWA careers!
