NWA Parts Unknown Results- 02/06/2012
Jun 2, 2012 3:26:25 GMT -7
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NWA Parts Unknown Results- 02/06/2012
Hello and welcome to the latest episode of NWA Parts Unknown. Last week, we saw Dead Show beat the hell out of Jobber, Pickens Incorporated win the Tag Team Titles from The Legal Team, Chris Hernandez score an impressive win over "Super Sexy" Shane Riviera and Jamie Wilkes destroy Beard Samuelson in a Deathmatch. This weeks show promises to be no different, with the following scheduled-
• Dead Show defends the NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title against TF British
• In a grudge match, The Legal Team do battle with The Hell Warriors
• "The Future Chris Hernandez" takes on Vortex of Enigma
• "Dangerous" David Diaz faces Horatio Meatcastle of Pickens Incorporated
• And we get our first NWA Parts Unknown TV Title match as the champion "Swedish Sensation" Hendrik Karlsson defends against Jobber
All that plus much more, lets get straight into the action with our opening contest.
"The Future" Chris Hernandez vs Vortex w/Tornado
Vortex is a masked high flyer, who teams with Tornado to form the team Enigma, a team very comparable to the Hardy Boyz who are former Tag Team Champions. Hernandez is not afraid to take to the air himself, but in this match he looked more to his ground game, targeting the arm of Vortex in order to set up for the devastating Arm Breaker submission hold. Vortex on the other took a lot of risks, going to the top rope on many occasions with mixed results. Vortex went for his finisher, the Reverse Hurricanrana, but Hernandez countered by planting him face first on the canvas, then grabbed the arm and locked in that Arm Breaker, forcing Vortex to tap out.
Winner- "The Future" Chris Hernandez
As Hernandez celebrates, out to the ring comes Doink The Clown. Doink had his arm broken by Hernandez's Arm Breaker submission 2 months ago, and he is still wearing a sling so his arm isn't 100% yet. Hernandez get a microphone.
Hernandez: Now Doink, I know that your still mad at me for what happened, and how I broke your arm, but I want to assure you that it wasn't my intention. I'm not the sort of wrestler who goes into the ring looking to injure an opponent, all I look to do is to get the win and move up the ladder. All I can do is say I'm sorry Doink, and wish you all the best with your continuing recovery.
Doink nods and seems to understand where Hernandez is coming from. Hernandez offers a handshake, and Doink, using him other hand, shakes his hand. Hernandez turns to leave the ring, but DOINK RIPS HIS ARM OFF! He bashes Hernandez over the head with it and reveals his real arm, it was a setup, he's fully healed! He smashes Hernandez with the prosthetic arm over and over again, doing some real damage, before walking off with an evil grin on his face. Medics attend to Hernandez, who no doubt will be looking for revenge after this heinous attack.
NWA Parts Unknown TV Title Match- "Swedish Sensation" Hendrik Karlsson vs Jobber
A fan in the crowd has a "0-186" sign aimed at Jobber, I wonder who that is? Karlsson is a young wrestler from Sweden who has made quite an impression in Parts Unknown Wrestling, despite his arrogant attitude and anti-Parts Unknown views which have infuriated the fans. This was a largely one sided contest, a showcase for the "Swedish Sensation" to show why he won that belt in the first place. Karlsson dropped Jobber with the SK Driver, and that was enough for the win as Jobber goes 0-187.
Winner- "Swedish Sensation" Hendrik Karlsson
We head to the locker room where we see "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes, who appears to be taping something to his fists.
Wilkes: You see my fists? I've covered them with the shards of glass from my destruction of that old bastard Beard Samuelson last week. Why? because I want him to know and I want everyone to know that this is only the beginning. I let Beard Samuelson off lightly last week when I choked him out with barbed wire and put him through glass, I could and should have ended his life, and had it not been for that referee I would have killed that old man off for good. Pickens Incorporated, I won't rest until your all dead, and if you get involved in David's match tonight, you'll be tasting my glass fists and I'll be tasting your blood!
The Hell Warriors (Cain and Cabal) vs The Legal Team (Brutus Briefcase and Jerry "The King" Lawyer)
Cain and Cabal are two huge men influenced by the darkside: Cabal is the former tag partner of Kill Machine in the team known as The Machines, before turning on him, kidnapping Ryan Bain and brainwashing him into becoming Cain. This grudge match came about after The Hell Warriors cost The Legal Team the Tag Team Titles to Pickens Incorporated last week. The Legal Team as a result came into this with fists flying, knowing that they can quite easily defend themselves in court when the time comes if the beating was too brutal. The Hell Warriors however had a lot of power, and tossed The Legal Team around with ease. The Legal Team went for the Death Sentence on Cain, but Jim Pickens ran out to the ring and distracted them. Cabal grabbed the two from behind and delivered a Double Chokeslam, pinning both lawyers at the same time.
Winners- The Hell Warriors
Jim Pickens laughs as he walks up the ramp, as he managed to screw The Legal Team again. Another question must be asked though, that being, are The Hell Warriors in cahoots with Jim Pickens and Pickens Incorporated?
Wait, who's this coming to the interview area? Its BOB BACKLUND, what the hell is he doing here? In 2012?
Interviewer: Bob Backlund, can you tell us what your doing in Parts Unknown?
Backlund: First of all, you are to refer to me as Mr Backlund at all times. And secondly, I am here because you see, I have procured the Crossface Chickenwing on every wrestler in the entire world today, and every wrestler in existence. CM Punk fears the Chickenwing so much, he has nightmares every night about it. And as for Sheamus, after the Chickenwing, he was left in a pile of his own degradation. The only wrestlers who have yet to feel the power of the Crossface Chickenwing, are those in Parts Unknown, because I couldn't find it, it was hidden from the world. But then I SAW THE LIGHT! And the Parts Unknown became known to me and became known to everyone in the world. Now that I'm here, nobody is safe from the Chickenwing, not even you!
Backlund then put the interviewer in the Crossface Chickenwing! He refuses to let go as the poor guy screams and shouts to get out of the hold, as officials run out to pull Backlund off and escort him from the arena, as he looks at his hands with a crazed sense of delight. Mr Backlund certainly made quite an impression here.
"Dangerous" David Diaz vs Horatio Meatcastle w/Jim Pickens
Diaz is a hard as nails brawler, he's not a psycho like his tag partner Jamie Wilkes, but he is more experienced and knows how to win any kind of fight or match. Meatcastle is a jacked muscle man, he looks a lot like a steroid filled version of Edge, and we certainly saw him use a lot of moves you'd expect to see from a wrestler of his type, that being body presses, slams, punches and of course, lots of flexing and posing. His posing pretty much helped to cost him this match, as Diaz played possum when Meatcastle showed his muscles, leapt to his feet and nailed the Dangerous Driver to get the 3 count.
Winner- "Dangerous" David Diaz
Post match Jim Pickens tried to attack Diaz with a chair like he tired to do to Jamie Wilkes last week, but Diaz stopped his as Pickens begged for his life. Before he could attack Pickens, Chest Washington ran down and attacked from behind, as Pickens Incorporated tried to deliver a beating to Diaz. But Jamie Wilkes ran out for the save, punching Washington to the canvas and busting him open with punches from his glass shard covered fists. He grabbed a barbed wire board from under the ring and started chasing Pickens Incorporated around the ringside area and to the back with it. This man is insane, he needs to be locked up if he keeps doing stuff like this!
NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title Match- "The Darkness Prince" Dead Show w/The Master Manipulator vs TF British
TF British is a muscular British guy, who may have the biggest shoulders of any person I have ever seen. British put up a much better fight than Jobber did the week before, looking good in there with a true irresistible force in professional wrestling in Dead Show. and even managed to take him off his feet a few times. Dead Show is simply too much for most wrestlers though, and tonight was to prove no different, as Dead show eventually began to dominate the match, before hitting Death's Door and pinning TF British for a 3 count to retain the title.
Winner- Dead Show
Dead Show alongside The Master Manipulator head to the interview area, and The Master Manipulator has something to say.
Manipulator: Well NWA, I am truly disappointed in you. Last week I made an open challenge to anyone in the NWA to challenge Dead Show for his NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title, and did any of you accept? No. It just proves that exactly what I said last week is true, your all nothing more than a bunch of cowards, from the lower card cowards to the biggest coward of all, the NWA Champion CM Punk, or should that be Coward M Punk. There truly is nobody left in the NWA For Dead Show to face, he's been undefeated for 2 and a half years, and an entire year as champion, thats why we are walking out of the NWA now with the belt, and nobody can stop us.
Dead Show and The Master Manipulator turn to leave, but before they can the lights go out. . When they come back on, KILL MACHINE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF DEAD SHOW. KILL BOMB TO DEAD SHOW! The one man who managed to defeat Dead Show is back after a year out injured, an injury caused by Dead Show brutally assaulting him backstage and stealing his title shot, leading to him becoming champion. it looks like Dead Show has a challenger in "The Creation of Devastation", can he do the impossible and defeat him again to become the champion? We will find out soon, see you next week folks!
Hello and welcome to the latest episode of NWA Parts Unknown. Last week, we saw Dead Show beat the hell out of Jobber, Pickens Incorporated win the Tag Team Titles from The Legal Team, Chris Hernandez score an impressive win over "Super Sexy" Shane Riviera and Jamie Wilkes destroy Beard Samuelson in a Deathmatch. This weeks show promises to be no different, with the following scheduled-
• Dead Show defends the NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title against TF British
• In a grudge match, The Legal Team do battle with The Hell Warriors
• "The Future Chris Hernandez" takes on Vortex of Enigma
• "Dangerous" David Diaz faces Horatio Meatcastle of Pickens Incorporated
• And we get our first NWA Parts Unknown TV Title match as the champion "Swedish Sensation" Hendrik Karlsson defends against Jobber
All that plus much more, lets get straight into the action with our opening contest.
"The Future" Chris Hernandez vs Vortex w/Tornado
Vortex is a masked high flyer, who teams with Tornado to form the team Enigma, a team very comparable to the Hardy Boyz who are former Tag Team Champions. Hernandez is not afraid to take to the air himself, but in this match he looked more to his ground game, targeting the arm of Vortex in order to set up for the devastating Arm Breaker submission hold. Vortex on the other took a lot of risks, going to the top rope on many occasions with mixed results. Vortex went for his finisher, the Reverse Hurricanrana, but Hernandez countered by planting him face first on the canvas, then grabbed the arm and locked in that Arm Breaker, forcing Vortex to tap out.
Winner- "The Future" Chris Hernandez
As Hernandez celebrates, out to the ring comes Doink The Clown. Doink had his arm broken by Hernandez's Arm Breaker submission 2 months ago, and he is still wearing a sling so his arm isn't 100% yet. Hernandez get a microphone.
Hernandez: Now Doink, I know that your still mad at me for what happened, and how I broke your arm, but I want to assure you that it wasn't my intention. I'm not the sort of wrestler who goes into the ring looking to injure an opponent, all I look to do is to get the win and move up the ladder. All I can do is say I'm sorry Doink, and wish you all the best with your continuing recovery.
Doink nods and seems to understand where Hernandez is coming from. Hernandez offers a handshake, and Doink, using him other hand, shakes his hand. Hernandez turns to leave the ring, but DOINK RIPS HIS ARM OFF! He bashes Hernandez over the head with it and reveals his real arm, it was a setup, he's fully healed! He smashes Hernandez with the prosthetic arm over and over again, doing some real damage, before walking off with an evil grin on his face. Medics attend to Hernandez, who no doubt will be looking for revenge after this heinous attack.
NWA Parts Unknown TV Title Match- "Swedish Sensation" Hendrik Karlsson vs Jobber
A fan in the crowd has a "0-186" sign aimed at Jobber, I wonder who that is? Karlsson is a young wrestler from Sweden who has made quite an impression in Parts Unknown Wrestling, despite his arrogant attitude and anti-Parts Unknown views which have infuriated the fans. This was a largely one sided contest, a showcase for the "Swedish Sensation" to show why he won that belt in the first place. Karlsson dropped Jobber with the SK Driver, and that was enough for the win as Jobber goes 0-187.
Winner- "Swedish Sensation" Hendrik Karlsson
We head to the locker room where we see "The Hardcore Psychopath" Jamie Wilkes, who appears to be taping something to his fists.
Wilkes: You see my fists? I've covered them with the shards of glass from my destruction of that old bastard Beard Samuelson last week. Why? because I want him to know and I want everyone to know that this is only the beginning. I let Beard Samuelson off lightly last week when I choked him out with barbed wire and put him through glass, I could and should have ended his life, and had it not been for that referee I would have killed that old man off for good. Pickens Incorporated, I won't rest until your all dead, and if you get involved in David's match tonight, you'll be tasting my glass fists and I'll be tasting your blood!
The Hell Warriors (Cain and Cabal) vs The Legal Team (Brutus Briefcase and Jerry "The King" Lawyer)
Cain and Cabal are two huge men influenced by the darkside: Cabal is the former tag partner of Kill Machine in the team known as The Machines, before turning on him, kidnapping Ryan Bain and brainwashing him into becoming Cain. This grudge match came about after The Hell Warriors cost The Legal Team the Tag Team Titles to Pickens Incorporated last week. The Legal Team as a result came into this with fists flying, knowing that they can quite easily defend themselves in court when the time comes if the beating was too brutal. The Hell Warriors however had a lot of power, and tossed The Legal Team around with ease. The Legal Team went for the Death Sentence on Cain, but Jim Pickens ran out to the ring and distracted them. Cabal grabbed the two from behind and delivered a Double Chokeslam, pinning both lawyers at the same time.
Winners- The Hell Warriors
Jim Pickens laughs as he walks up the ramp, as he managed to screw The Legal Team again. Another question must be asked though, that being, are The Hell Warriors in cahoots with Jim Pickens and Pickens Incorporated?
Wait, who's this coming to the interview area? Its BOB BACKLUND, what the hell is he doing here? In 2012?
Interviewer: Bob Backlund, can you tell us what your doing in Parts Unknown?
Backlund: First of all, you are to refer to me as Mr Backlund at all times. And secondly, I am here because you see, I have procured the Crossface Chickenwing on every wrestler in the entire world today, and every wrestler in existence. CM Punk fears the Chickenwing so much, he has nightmares every night about it. And as for Sheamus, after the Chickenwing, he was left in a pile of his own degradation. The only wrestlers who have yet to feel the power of the Crossface Chickenwing, are those in Parts Unknown, because I couldn't find it, it was hidden from the world. But then I SAW THE LIGHT! And the Parts Unknown became known to me and became known to everyone in the world. Now that I'm here, nobody is safe from the Chickenwing, not even you!
Backlund then put the interviewer in the Crossface Chickenwing! He refuses to let go as the poor guy screams and shouts to get out of the hold, as officials run out to pull Backlund off and escort him from the arena, as he looks at his hands with a crazed sense of delight. Mr Backlund certainly made quite an impression here.
"Dangerous" David Diaz vs Horatio Meatcastle w/Jim Pickens
Diaz is a hard as nails brawler, he's not a psycho like his tag partner Jamie Wilkes, but he is more experienced and knows how to win any kind of fight or match. Meatcastle is a jacked muscle man, he looks a lot like a steroid filled version of Edge, and we certainly saw him use a lot of moves you'd expect to see from a wrestler of his type, that being body presses, slams, punches and of course, lots of flexing and posing. His posing pretty much helped to cost him this match, as Diaz played possum when Meatcastle showed his muscles, leapt to his feet and nailed the Dangerous Driver to get the 3 count.
Winner- "Dangerous" David Diaz
Post match Jim Pickens tried to attack Diaz with a chair like he tired to do to Jamie Wilkes last week, but Diaz stopped his as Pickens begged for his life. Before he could attack Pickens, Chest Washington ran down and attacked from behind, as Pickens Incorporated tried to deliver a beating to Diaz. But Jamie Wilkes ran out for the save, punching Washington to the canvas and busting him open with punches from his glass shard covered fists. He grabbed a barbed wire board from under the ring and started chasing Pickens Incorporated around the ringside area and to the back with it. This man is insane, he needs to be locked up if he keeps doing stuff like this!
NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title Match- "The Darkness Prince" Dead Show w/The Master Manipulator vs TF British
TF British is a muscular British guy, who may have the biggest shoulders of any person I have ever seen. British put up a much better fight than Jobber did the week before, looking good in there with a true irresistible force in professional wrestling in Dead Show. and even managed to take him off his feet a few times. Dead Show is simply too much for most wrestlers though, and tonight was to prove no different, as Dead show eventually began to dominate the match, before hitting Death's Door and pinning TF British for a 3 count to retain the title.
Winner- Dead Show
Dead Show alongside The Master Manipulator head to the interview area, and The Master Manipulator has something to say.
Manipulator: Well NWA, I am truly disappointed in you. Last week I made an open challenge to anyone in the NWA to challenge Dead Show for his NWA Parts Unknown Heavyweight Title, and did any of you accept? No. It just proves that exactly what I said last week is true, your all nothing more than a bunch of cowards, from the lower card cowards to the biggest coward of all, the NWA Champion CM Punk, or should that be Coward M Punk. There truly is nobody left in the NWA For Dead Show to face, he's been undefeated for 2 and a half years, and an entire year as champion, thats why we are walking out of the NWA now with the belt, and nobody can stop us.
Dead Show and The Master Manipulator turn to leave, but before they can the lights go out. . When they come back on, KILL MACHINE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF DEAD SHOW. KILL BOMB TO DEAD SHOW! The one man who managed to defeat Dead Show is back after a year out injured, an injury caused by Dead Show brutally assaulting him backstage and stealing his title shot, leading to him becoming champion. it looks like Dead Show has a challenger in "The Creation of Devastation", can he do the impossible and defeat him again to become the champion? We will find out soon, see you next week folks!
