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Apr. 30, 2012

The girls who were in Chicago for Windy City's Joshimania are at O'Hare aiport waiting for their flight back home. Gail Kim takes out her Blackberry and calls Lin Bairon.

Lin - Hello
Gail - It's Gail.... you were right!
Lin - Of course I was! What was I right about?
Gail - The conspiracy.... and it's spread all the way over here to Windy City.
Lin - What have they done to us now?
Gail - You won't believe it.... they announced Social Hatred as the JPP tag Team champions.
Lin - We beat them so bad that they ran away home. The conspiracy just can't accept that we won. We'll get to the bottom of the conspiracy eventually! Michelle Yeoh and all her followers will pay.
Gail - That's not the worst of it. They made me face that Britani Knight girl. She's one of those people from England. You know the people who bathe maybe once a week and have never used a toothbrush. I could have beat her easily, but her hair was all greasy and her skin.... it fealt like chicken that was left out too long. And her breath..... smelled like a wino.
Lin - Like those common fans who want to touch us and take pictures.... for free
Gail - Tell the Commodore to get me another match with her and make sure that she has to clean herself before the match.... Gotta board the plane. Hope I don't have to sit next to someone who smells for 16hrs

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May 1, 2012

After all her travels, Hiroyo Matsumoto finally arrives back home.



Miyako Matsumoto - Hey stranger! Welcome home.
Hiroyo - Is this really home or another hotel or an airport?
Miyako - Does the food at any hotel or airport smell like that?
Hiroyo - Mmmmm I knew I was missing something. What are you making tonight Ronaldo?
Ronaldo - Fish and chips with a special spice blend I picked up in Australia.
Hiroyo - It smells so good and you haven't even started cooking yet. Is there any.... adult beverages in the fridge?
Ronaldo - There's some beer I got to use in the fish batter. Go ahead and have one if you want.
Hiroyo - Thanks! After all that travelling I need it.
Asami - Hey champ, welcome home. I got your message you sent from Chicago. Maria Kanellis will get the rematch.
Hiroyo - Thanks boss. She deserves it. I just have one question.... what day is it today?!

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May 3, 2012

Only a handful of the girls are at the dojo this morning. Martini is spotting as Syuri does some work on the weight machine.

Martini - Come on... 5 more
Syuri - grrrrr.... what are you gonna wear tonight... grrrr
Martini - Probably just some jeans and a t-shirt.... 4 more
Syuri - grrrrrr... you should wear something sexy.... grrrr
Martini - I don't have anything sexy.
Syuri - *clunk* (racks the weights) What about that dress you wore to the wedding?
Martini - I borrowed that from a friend.
Syuri - We need to get you something sexy. Something that shows off your great curves and your legs
Martini - I've always tried to hide my big.... *whisper* bum
Syuri - Most girls wish they had a bum like yours. I wish mine was a bit bigger.... not as big as Kana's, but bigger. Let's get out of here and get you something sexy to wear.
Martini - Should I wear makeup too?
Syuri - There's enough makeup back at the apartments to sink a ship. Someone will help you with that.

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ASK JPP

Who is the geekiest girl in JPP?

Syuri - Who's the geekiest girl in JPP? That's an easy one. My partner, Makoto. She has a few dozen anime books and about 4 cosplay costumes in our room. But back home in Japan, she has at least a thousand anime books and dozens of costumes.

Tess LaCoyle - The geekiest girl in JPP is..... whoever I get to beat up next.

Ayumi Kurihara - Believe it or not, Kana is a major geek.

Ramu - I'm gonna let out a secret here. Lin Bairon is a geek. She goes to McDonalds a few times a week just so she can get the toys that come with the Happy Meals.

Yuzuki Aikawa - Oh yeah! Kana is a geek. She plays video games every day and even writes reviews for a gaming magazine.

LuFisto - Pegaboo is the biggest geek in JPP. All she ever wants to talk about is her beloved Montreal Canadiens. She was so excited yesterday when they hired a new General Manager.

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Because all the girls are busy getting ready for the concert tonight, Ronaldo has set out a do-it-yourself taco spread on the counter.
Makoto, Syuri and Martini come in. Martini is blushing as she holds onto a bag tightly.

Yuzuki Aikawa - What's in the bag Martini?
Martini - A dress.... they made me buy it for tonight.
Yuzuki - Let's see it
Martini - Don't laugh, it's small (takes it out of the bag)
Yuzuki - That's hot! Metallic red suits you. Is it latex or pvc.
Syuri - It's a lycra/poly blend. It stretches enough to be tight on Martini's assets *giggle*.
Martini - And they made me buy *blush* a thong
Yuzuki - I'm sure you'll look great in it.
Makoto - Could you help Martini with some makeup?
Yuzuki - I'd be glad to.
Martini - I need to eat first

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Kaori Yoneyama Injury Report

During the match last night between Total Destruction and the Kimono Dears, Kaori Yoneyama was inadvertantly clotheslined by Mia Martinez and Nagisa Nozaki. As a result of that collision, Kaori sustained breaks to both her fibula and tibia of her left leg.
Kaori was immediately taken to a nearby hospital. After x-rays, Kaori was taken into surgery where her bones were set in place and secured with pins.
Early diagnosis is that Kaori will be out of action for at least six months to allow for recovery and rehabilitation.
Best wishes can be sent to JPP's Facebook or Twitter pages.

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Pegaboo Injury Update

Despite LuFisto's lamentations on Athena Pro last night, Pegaboo is not dying. She only suffered a minor seperation. JPP's nurse carefully placed Pegaboo's leg back in place and gave her a painkiller [lollipop].
LuFisto is still angry about who attacked Pegaboo and stole her clothes. Both manager and client were well enough to make it to today's house show in Macau where LuFisto teamed with Kana.

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(The members of Total Destruction meet at their apartment to discuss their next plan of action.)

Kaori - I want Las Superestrella's to pay for what they did to me!

Basara - They had no business in your match against the Kimono Squeals....

Tomoka - Don't worry about them, I'll make an example out of them this Friday.

Kaori - Basara, I want you watching her back so they don't pull a fast one on the referee by making a switch in the middle of the match.

Basara - No problem. It will be my pleasure.

Tomoka - You just recover from your injury, Kaori. I'll take care of them if I have to fight both of them in a handicap match.

Basara - The Martinez Twins would be the ones handicapped after that match...

Tomoka - Isn't that the truth? (she high fives Basara.)

Kaori - Is this like some kind of joke to you two? I'm out for at least 6 months and you are cracking jokes! You two won't think it's so funny when you have to be in a trios match at the end of the month at a 2-3 disadvantage!

Tomoka - Don't worry about it. I've got you covered. I made a deal with Lin Bairon. She's got conections here in Hong Kong. I told her over a dinner of McDonald's Happy Meals that I needed to ask her for a favor. She found a martial arts expert who was disqualified from last year's Hong Kong Women's Tai Chi Chuan tournament who's now an enforcer of sorts in the streets of Kowloon. She's between jobs right now so she's willing to work with us for an extra cut of the action.

Kaori - How much do I need to pay her?

Tomoka - Not a thing. Basara and I are going to take care of that.

Basara - We are? (Tomoka jabs her in the ribs with her elbow) Oh, yeah! We are!

Tomoka - We'll see you later, Kaori! We've got a meeting with her in an hour from now. (As they leave the apartment, Basara whispers to Tomoka.)

Basara - Who exactly are we going to hire?

Tomoka - Fang Tiaorong. Do you know of her?

Basara - The name doesn't ring a bell.

Tomoka - Well, she's not as paranoid as Electric Action but she certainly has something to prove in NWA JPP.

Basara - OK. Let's meet her and get this over with.



(They take a ferry to the mainland and go to an abandoned warehouse.)

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Asami arrives home, wearing the same dress she left in last night.

Kimiko - Well, well.... look what the cat dragged in. I thought you said your gentleman "friend" was taking you out for dinner.
Asami - He did. Then we walked through Central and found a great small shop and had some ice cream then stopped into a small jazz club.
Kimiko - So romantic!
Asami - After the club he took me to a spa and got me a hotel room for the night. I got to sip champagne while I soaked in a tub overlooking the harbour.
Kimiko - Didn't he stay with you?
Asami - No, we're not ready for that yet. I should change out of this dress.

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Keiko's Krib

Keiko Mariko - Hello everyone! Welcome to Keiko's Krib. This will be a semi-regular vlog where I will update you during my pregnancy.
I'm about six weeks pregnant now. I know I'm starting to show already, but everyone says I'm not. They're just being nice to say I'm not fat.
This morning, I went for a checkup with my doctor. She did my heart rate, blood pressure and a few other tests. Everything is good so far, even my craving for the salsa verde that Ramu's husband makes. After that good news, I decided to celebrate, so I went to a great maternity clothes store. I bought a couple tops, a couple pants and a dress.
Even though I can't wrestle now, I have still been keeping in shape. I walk a lot and do some light exercises. I've also started doing some yoga.
Thanks for watching, I need to go take a nap now.