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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 2, 2012 19:24:57 GMT -7
(Charly Manson appeared on Mexican TV to make an announcement.)
"I regret to inform the fans of Linda Star that she suffered an injury at yesterday's house show as a result of Cibernetico's interferrence in a match between her and Estrellita. Cibernetico breaking her nose was an terrible act that will not be tolerated in LLX. I hope that he will think twice before he interferres in women's matches in the future. Cibernetico has been barred from competition in the NWA LLX Mexican Tag team Championship Tournament. Linda is expected to return to action in 7 weeks."
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 3, 2012 9:54:33 GMT -7
(Atlantis appeared on Mexican TV.)
"I thank all my fans for all their support over the years. I've decided to take up a staff position in LLX as the new Talent Scout. I will however be competing in a 30 man Rumble to determine the NWA LLX Heavyweight Champion later on in the month of August."
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 8, 2012 1:58:08 GMT -7
(Konnan makes an announcement on Mexican TV.)
Konnan - As the new talent scout for LLX, I will bring in the best luchadores and luchadoras in the World. Sangre Chicana, Mascara Ano 2000 Jr. y Mini Chessman will be competing in Mexico under the NWA Banner. This trio is gonna take out anyone stupid enough to stand in their path. Senor Manson asked me to pass on warnings to Silver Cain y Perro Aguayo Jr.....both of your contracts will expire on August 15, 2012 and will not be renewed! The quality of your matches have really been lagging. Your tag partners, Chessman y Hector Garza are being rewards for their efforts in the ring with honor of being the first team to face the new trio. This match is gonna be awqesome! Chessman y Hector Garza will have the opportunity to prove that they are better than their tag partners and have what it takes to compete in the most extreme Lucha Libre promotion in the World. The winners of this match will replace the team of Hector Garza y Perro Aguayo Jr. in the LLX Mexican Tag Team Tournament. Lucha Locos eXtreme will revolutionize the sport and change everything in the industry! LLX rules and the rest of the NWA drools!
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 12, 2012 0:40:31 GMT -7
(Charly Manson appeared on Mexican TV to make an announcement.)
"La Parka Jr. has checked into an alcohol rehab center. His bookings will be picked up by Extreme Tiger until further notice. Starting on August 20, LLX will begin a 16 team tournament for the Mexican Tag Team Titles. On August 13, Alberto Del Rio y Rey Mysterio Jr., Cibernetico y La Sombra and Taya Valkyrie y Teddy Hart will be booked in a 3-way elimination match to determine which team will face Estrellita and Sexi Star in the first round of the tournament. May the most hardcore team win!"
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 12, 2012 10:50:55 GMT -7
(Karen Jarrett appeared on Mexican TV to make an announcement.)
"Due to La Parka Jr. being in alcohol rehabilitation and Hechicera's horrible work ethic in the ring, we have decided to bring Extreme Tiger and Ayako Hamada onto the full roster to take their places. Extreme Tiger will team with La Parka in the upcoming tag team tournament. Fabi and Mari Apache have decided not to team with each other during the tournament. Fabi Apache has agreed to team with Ayako Hamada and Mari Apache has taken Jennifer Blake as her new tag team partner. It will be exciting to see who wins the titles over the next few months!"
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 13, 2012 15:23:22 GMT -7
(Charly Manson made an announcement on Mexican TV.)
"It has been brought to my attention that Sexi Star has an alcohol problem. She has been put into a rehabilitation center right along with La Parka Jr. and Teddy Hart. I've decided to bring in Tomoka Nakagawa to take Sexi Star's place in the women's battle royal. As a former SMASH Divas champion, she will bring prestige to our women's division. Anyone who objects to this decision can apply for a match against her. I'm sure she'll be happy to crush anyone who dares to oppose her. Estrellita will be forced to fight her tag tournament matches on her own unless she can find a partner for it."
"I have a word of caution to give La Parka. You have two weeks to prove that you are worthy of beinjg on the LLX roster or I'll throw you out on your ass. We don't need old farts like you unless you can produce some good matches for the company. I'll be watching you closely. you've got exactly 14 days to change my mind or your days in LLX are over!"
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 16, 2012 3:27:50 GMT -7
(El Elegido appeared on Mexican TV with his knee bandaged.)
"I'm here to make a public complaint against LLX. They hired me to work a house show just do their guys could jump me. I have a knee injury that will keep me out of the ring for at least 4 months! Charly Manson had the nerve to ask me if I wanted out of my open contract rather than pay me for my recovery period! If you guys know what's good for you, you'll stay out of this stinkin' promotion! Charly Manson doesn't care about how crappy the conditions are here and will gladly sideline anyone who dares to work for LLX if it keeps the bloodthirsty fans happy. It's just not worth risking your career to compete here!"
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 17, 2012 11:49:19 GMT -7
(Charly Manson appeared on Mexican TV to make an announcement.)
"The last owner of LLX obviosly didn't have an eye for real talent. NOW IT's TIME FOR CAOS!!! For those of you that aren't fluent in Spanish, "caos" is the way we spell "chaos" in Mexico as each letter has a meaning since it's an anacromin. "Charly's Advanced Operating System" will change Lucha Libre as we know it. I will honor the schedule for the months of August and September and then there will be an age limit for talent on the active LLX roster. Anyone older than 35 years old will be fired immediately on October 1, 2012. I will accept applications for fresh new talent only from those who are 35 years old or younger. If they other NWA promotions want to sent their old farts to compete in LLX, they do so at their own risk! I won't take responsibilty for what injuries may and most likely will happen to them in Mexico!! You have all been warned.... And in response to El Eligido's whining on public TV, get out of Mexico!!! You can't cut it in LLX or any other promotion for that matter! Your cripled ass had better just retire now!"
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Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 19, 2012 7:17:07 GMT -7
(Carlos Oliver is standing outside the LLX HQ in Monterrey. Behind him can be seen wrestlers forming a picket line to protest Charly Manson's age discrimination policies.)
"I'm standing here at the site of a huge protest in reaction to the announcement that theowner of Lucha Locos eXtremo, Charly Manson, made a few days ago that he would fire all wrestlers aged 36 or older by the first of October. Konnan and Karen Jarrett have been rumored to be the organizers of this protest but that remains to be seen. One can only wonder what effect this will have on tomorrow's LLX Sin Limite TV card. Will the Luchdores Union strike? If so, will younger wrestlers cross the picket line to work despite the strike? We'll have to wait and see what happens!"
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