August 13, 2012: NWA LLX Sin Limite TV
Aug 13, 2012 10:20:20 GMT -7
Post by luchalocosextremo on Aug 13, 2012 10:20:20 GMT -7
1. August 13, 2012: NWA LLX Sin Limite TV #4(HARDCORE MATCHES)
Women's Battle Royal Qualifying Matches:
1. La Magnifica vs Taya Valkyrie
Magnifica takes a kick. Taya Valkyrie gets taken down out of nowhere. Forearm to the face from Magnifica on Taya. Magnifica whips Taya into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched! La Magnifica with an enziguri. Hooks the leg, but there's no referee to make the count. Taya counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Taya Valkyrie throws Magnifica into a shopping trolley. Taya Valkyrie hits a delayed suplex on Magnifica. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Taya DDTs La Magnifica. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. La Magnifica pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Face slam on the table by Magnifica. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Magnifica looks shocked. Taya blocks a kick from La Magnifica. La Magnifica is in trouble. Swinging Side Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Taya Valkyrie remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Taya Valkyrie – This is just a sample of what I’m going to do to Ayako Hamada during the Mexican Women’s Championship Battle Royal on August 27th! You guys love her as if she was one of your own! That half-breed is gonna get a lesson in Joshi Puro that she won’t soon forget! Ayako Hamada, I hope you have your health insurance paid up because you’re gonna need it after I’m done with you!
2. Nanyzh Rock vs Hechicera
Nanyzh Rock strikes Hechicera. Hechicera powers out of a Nanyzh Rock headlock. Hechicera uses some quick kicks. Nanyzh reverses an irish whip...and Hechicera runs into the referee! Slingshot clothesline by Hechicera. Pinfall attempt, but the referee is out. Nanyzh Rock elbows Hechicera in the face to break a hammerlock. Frying pan shot by Nanyzh. Hard slam by Nanyzh. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Flapjack from Nanyzh. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Hechicera backdrops Nanyzh Rock out of a piledriver attempt. Hechicera hits a dropkick off the table. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Nanyzh Rock pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Nanyzh Rock moves in for the kill. La Casita! 1....2....3. Nanyzh Rock climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory.
Nanyzh Rock – When I decided to become a luchadora after being Heavy Metal’s valet for my entire Lucha Libre career, no one took me seriously….until now. I just beat Hechicera and I’m not going to let Sexi Star sleaze her way to the top like she did in AAA! Sexi Star, take a good look because you’re looking at one of the hottest rising stars in LLX! There’s nothing that you and your cronies can do to change that fact!
(Cibernetico is in the ring. He calls for El Mesias to come out, and he does, looking confused.)
Cibernetico – Your self-proclaimed reign as being “The Messiah” in Mexico is over! The AntiChrists are here to make sure that the ressurection of your career never happens once we bury you!
(Cibernetico smaskes El Mesias in the face with a pair of brass knuckles as La Sombra runs to the ring with a baseball bat. The two beat El Mesias to a bloody pulp while the fans boo them.)
La Sombra – Like us or not, The AntiChrists are here to stay!
(Vampiro runs to the ring to attack The AntiChrists. Cibernetico quickly leaves through the crowd to a waiting car and escapes. Vampiro swears as the car leaves the parking lot.)
La Sombra – Now get that punk Jack Evans to the ring so I can beat his ass!
Cruiserweight Battle Royal Qualifying Matches:
3. La Sombra vs. Jack Evans
Evans walks into a high dropkick from La Sombra. Jack Evans pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Evans hits a wicked chop. La Sombra charges, Evans moves, the referee gets knocked out! Diving headbutt from Evans. Pinfall attempt, but the referee is out. La Sombra blocks a kick from Jack Evans. La Sombra dropkicks Evans after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. La Sombra hits a high kick on Jack Evans. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. La Sombra face jams Jack Evans. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. La Sombra only gets knees on a splash. Springboard kick drives a table into La Sombra. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. La Sombra blocks a kick from Jack Evans. Jack Evans can barely stand. Brillante Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! La Sombra remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
La Sombra – Jack Evans! I told you that I was gonna kick your ass! It’s official that you’ve been served! The Anti Christs are gonna take all the titles in LLX and throw them in the trash! These garbage wrestlers haven’t got the balls to hang with the likes of us!
(Vampiro runs to the ring and chases La Sombra through the crowd.)
4. La Parka Jr. vs Octagon
Kick from Octagon to the leg. Hip toss onto a chair by Octagon. Octagon uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hard back suplex on Parka Jr.. Parka Jr. backdrops Octagon out of a piledriver attempt. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Second rope splash by Parka Jr.. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Octagon blocks a suplex attempt. Octagon with a running dropkick into the corner. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Octagon with an enziguri. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Parka Jr. reverses a Octagon hammerlock. Spinning back kick from La Parka Jr.. Octagon blocks a punch. Hard back suplex on Parka Jr.. Octagon has La Parka Jr. down on the canvas. Here it comes...La Escalera! La Parka Jr. taps!
Octagon –Teddy Hart didn't even have the nerve to show up tonight so I used La Parka Jr. as an example of what happens to those who face me! Let my critics be silent! I may be 51 years old but I have forgotten more wrestling moves than anyone else in this stinking promotion knows! When I’m done beating the crap out of these young punks, they will all give me the respect I deserve! There is one and only one OCTAGON!!!!
(Octagon goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory as the show goes off the air.)
Women's Battle Royal Qualifying Matches:
1. La Magnifica vs Taya Valkyrie
Magnifica takes a kick. Taya Valkyrie gets taken down out of nowhere. Forearm to the face from Magnifica on Taya. Magnifica whips Taya into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched! La Magnifica with an enziguri. Hooks the leg, but there's no referee to make the count. Taya counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Taya Valkyrie throws Magnifica into a shopping trolley. Taya Valkyrie hits a delayed suplex on Magnifica. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Taya DDTs La Magnifica. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. La Magnifica pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Face slam on the table by Magnifica. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Magnifica looks shocked. Taya blocks a kick from La Magnifica. La Magnifica is in trouble. Swinging Side Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Taya Valkyrie remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Taya Valkyrie – This is just a sample of what I’m going to do to Ayako Hamada during the Mexican Women’s Championship Battle Royal on August 27th! You guys love her as if she was one of your own! That half-breed is gonna get a lesson in Joshi Puro that she won’t soon forget! Ayako Hamada, I hope you have your health insurance paid up because you’re gonna need it after I’m done with you!
2. Nanyzh Rock vs Hechicera
Nanyzh Rock strikes Hechicera. Hechicera powers out of a Nanyzh Rock headlock. Hechicera uses some quick kicks. Nanyzh reverses an irish whip...and Hechicera runs into the referee! Slingshot clothesline by Hechicera. Pinfall attempt, but the referee is out. Nanyzh Rock elbows Hechicera in the face to break a hammerlock. Frying pan shot by Nanyzh. Hard slam by Nanyzh. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Flapjack from Nanyzh. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Hechicera backdrops Nanyzh Rock out of a piledriver attempt. Hechicera hits a dropkick off the table. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Nanyzh Rock pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Nanyzh Rock moves in for the kill. La Casita! 1....2....3. Nanyzh Rock climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory.
Nanyzh Rock – When I decided to become a luchadora after being Heavy Metal’s valet for my entire Lucha Libre career, no one took me seriously….until now. I just beat Hechicera and I’m not going to let Sexi Star sleaze her way to the top like she did in AAA! Sexi Star, take a good look because you’re looking at one of the hottest rising stars in LLX! There’s nothing that you and your cronies can do to change that fact!
(Cibernetico is in the ring. He calls for El Mesias to come out, and he does, looking confused.)
Cibernetico – Your self-proclaimed reign as being “The Messiah” in Mexico is over! The AntiChrists are here to make sure that the ressurection of your career never happens once we bury you!
(Cibernetico smaskes El Mesias in the face with a pair of brass knuckles as La Sombra runs to the ring with a baseball bat. The two beat El Mesias to a bloody pulp while the fans boo them.)
La Sombra – Like us or not, The AntiChrists are here to stay!
(Vampiro runs to the ring to attack The AntiChrists. Cibernetico quickly leaves through the crowd to a waiting car and escapes. Vampiro swears as the car leaves the parking lot.)
La Sombra – Now get that punk Jack Evans to the ring so I can beat his ass!
Cruiserweight Battle Royal Qualifying Matches:
3. La Sombra vs. Jack Evans
Evans walks into a high dropkick from La Sombra. Jack Evans pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Evans hits a wicked chop. La Sombra charges, Evans moves, the referee gets knocked out! Diving headbutt from Evans. Pinfall attempt, but the referee is out. La Sombra blocks a kick from Jack Evans. La Sombra dropkicks Evans after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. La Sombra hits a high kick on Jack Evans. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. La Sombra face jams Jack Evans. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. La Sombra only gets knees on a splash. Springboard kick drives a table into La Sombra. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. La Sombra blocks a kick from Jack Evans. Jack Evans can barely stand. Brillante Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! La Sombra remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
La Sombra – Jack Evans! I told you that I was gonna kick your ass! It’s official that you’ve been served! The Anti Christs are gonna take all the titles in LLX and throw them in the trash! These garbage wrestlers haven’t got the balls to hang with the likes of us!
(Vampiro runs to the ring and chases La Sombra through the crowd.)
4. La Parka Jr. vs Octagon
Kick from Octagon to the leg. Hip toss onto a chair by Octagon. Octagon uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hard back suplex on Parka Jr.. Parka Jr. backdrops Octagon out of a piledriver attempt. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Second rope splash by Parka Jr.. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Octagon blocks a suplex attempt. Octagon with a running dropkick into the corner. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Octagon with an enziguri. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Parka Jr. reverses a Octagon hammerlock. Spinning back kick from La Parka Jr.. Octagon blocks a punch. Hard back suplex on Parka Jr.. Octagon has La Parka Jr. down on the canvas. Here it comes...La Escalera! La Parka Jr. taps!
Octagon –Teddy Hart didn't even have the nerve to show up tonight so I used La Parka Jr. as an example of what happens to those who face me! Let my critics be silent! I may be 51 years old but I have forgotten more wrestling moves than anyone else in this stinking promotion knows! When I’m done beating the crap out of these young punks, they will all give me the respect I deserve! There is one and only one OCTAGON!!!!
(Octagon goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory as the show goes off the air.)