NWA MEXICO ROLEPLAYING BOARD

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(The mascot of Negro Casas and Mr. Niebla is in the locker room after a house card complaining.)

Zacarias - You know, I don't mind wearing this stupid bird suit when I'm escorting you guys to the ring but I can't really wrestle in it!

Negro Casas - Then take it off! I'm tired of hearing you whine about it all the time!

(Zacarias unzips the costume to reveal his pink Mohawk and trunks.

Mr. Niebla - (laughing) You aren't actually going to keep that pink Mohawk?

Negro Casas - Who are supposed to be Mini Maximo? I think you'd better wear the bird suit.

Mini Maximo - Go ahead and laugh all you want. I'll be the guy who catapults us to become trios champions!

Negro Casas - If you fail me, you'll have to put that bird suit back on and I'll find someone else to be the third member of our trio.

Mini Maximo - There's no reason to worry about that! I won't let you down!

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(Ayumi Kurihara and Marcela are talking in the locker room after an NWA Mexico house show.)

Marcela - So, are you looking forward to the 4-way for the women's title?

Ayumi - (laughing) Do you really have to ask? I think you're envious that you aren't in the match.

Marcela - To some degree I am but I'll be rooting for you to win the title.

Ayumi - Just so you can challenge me for it?

Marcela - Now that you mention it, I probably would do that but that's not entirely the only reason I'd be cheering you on. You're the best Women's champion that NWAMEX has had so far.

Ayumi - That's quite a compliment coming from you. I'd actually disagree with you. I never beat Dark Angel for the title.

Marcela - You beat Lady Apache to retain the title. Well, she beat me to gain the title as did you. It's like my the doormat to the championship!

Ayumi - No. it's not like that at all. You're the perennial contender for the title. Hey, how about you being in my corner for the title match? I could use someone watching my back. Princesa Sujei's likely to have backup.

Marcela - Sounds good. It'll be the best seat in the house. I'm pretty sure that Blanca will be there to help Sujei but Amapola's more likely to attack rather than support her.

Ayumi - Maybe after the match is over, we could tour Asia. My former partner, Kana is World champ now. I'd at least like to see how's she's doing.

Marcela - Now who's getting envious? I think you just want her title.

Ayumi - It's too soon to challenge her for that.]

Marcela - Ah, so you are thinking about challenging her for the world title belt!

Ayumi - The thought had crossed my mind but if I can't even reclaim the championship, why would anyone consider me a contender for Kana's title?

Marcela - Just like you said about me. You'll always be a perennial contender for the titles whether here in Mexico or overseas.

Ayumi - I'm starving! Let's go get something to eat! I'm buying.

Marcela - In that case, let's go! I know of a great sushi bar nearby.

Ayumi - So you like sushi?

Marcela - I've never actually tried it. I figure if you're buying you could eat what I can't stand.

(The two friends leave the locker room arm in arm.)

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(A video promo was shown on Galavision USA. Okumura, Yujiro Takahashi, Namajague and Shinsuke Nakamura stand behind Mima Shimoda and Hiroka as the promo starts.)

Okumura - We're back in Mexico and ready to dominate NWAMEX!!! We're making an open challenge for anyone to step up and face us in any combination. We'll do singles, tag team, trios or atomicos matches.

Mima Shimoda - Hiroka and I make a similar challenge to any luchadoras. Weather we face you in singles or tag team matches, you're going to feel the pain!! Ayumi Kurihara, why do you waste your time trying to earn the praise of the Mexican fans? One minute they love you and the next minute they hate you. Join us and we'll be the most dominant trio in Mexico!! We'll give you a month to make your decision. You are either for us or against us. I trust that you'll come to your senses and make the right choice. And Eiko Koike, you are a traitor to Japan!! Falling in love with a Latino scumbag like, Ultimo Guerrero?? Break off the wedding and we might let you go without a severe b eating.

Okumura - "The Japanese Collection Agency" is here and there's no one in NWAMEX who is strong enough to stop us from taking all of the titles!!

(Ultimo Guerrero, Rey Escorpion, Dragon Rojo Jr. and Euforia attack the Japanese men while Princesas Sujei and Blanca fight the women. Eiko Koike is screaming in Japanese at Mima Shimoda and Hiroka. Several other rudos join the brawl against the Japanese. Several Security Guards and tecnicos arrive to break up the brawl. Euforia and a Ephesto are taken away on stretchers.)

Ultimo Guerrero - Okumura!! You're lucky that the $#%@# of NWAMEX are protecting you from me!!

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(Brazo de Oro made an announcement on Galavision TV.)

"Several injuries occurred last night during a all out brawl between Mexican rudos and The Japanese Collection Agency. Several luchadores were injured as a result. Euforia, Ephesto and Mini Maximo are in critical condition. All three have accepted medical releases from their contracts. NWAMEX wishes them the best as they recover. As for the Japanese faction here in Mexico, we urge the rest of the roster to use restraint while we are in the process of booking matches. Please save your aggression for the ring. Thank you!"

"Ultimo Guerrero and Dragon Rojo Jr. have chosen Rey Escorpion to be the third contender for the NWA Mexican Trios Championship Match. The current champions have approved of this and are looking forward to the match. To ensure some level of control, NWAMEX will begin a policy of having three referees judge each match. Two of them will call the matches in the ring while the other one will resolve disputes as needed."

"We have also made a decision to limit the championship matches to one wrestler or team as contenders. The schedule has been revised to make sure that everyone who has earned a title shot gets one. As a general rule, if a champion gets pinned or forced to submit in a non-tile match, he or she must put the title up against the one who beat them. A possible exception would be if the champion's team won the match. Number one contender matches will be booked as needed. We thank you all for your patience in this chaotic period that NWAMEX is going through."

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(Brazo de Oro made an announcement on Galavision.)

"The logo on the wall is the new symbol of NWA Mexico. We are committed to bringing you the best wrestling action live from Mexico every Wednesday night! Part of that commitment is bringing to you a special card on IPPV every month. These are usually on the last Wednesday of every month. "Lucha Loca Internacional" and "Rey de Reyes" were just the first of these. We have decided to reduce the number of referees involved in matches from two or three down to one. This will give our referees more authority in the ring and allow us to change referees between matches. Rather than having our champions getting bogged down with multiple title defenses per month, we have decided to limit the title defenses to one per month. These will be aired on our IPPVs. Any questions, suggestions or complaints can be sent to me at [e-mail]

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(Konnan appeared on LLX TV to make an announcement.)

Konnan - I'm offering my services to any rudos that could benefit from my experience and intelligence! All I'm asking for my cut is 10%. That's a small price to pay for the best manager in the business!

(Before Konnan can continue, Vampiro appears and begins beating Konnan with a baseball bat. LLX security guards move in and restrain Vampiro from attacking Konnan any further.)

Vampiro - Konnan! You think that I'm done with you? Everywhere I've been you've been there to screw my life up! Now, it's my turn to get revenge for all that you've done to me! You'll be sorry that you ever crossed paths with me!!!

(The security guards escort Vampiro out of the building. After they go back into the building, Vampiro gets a call on his cellphone.)

Vampiro - Hello? Who's this?

Brazo de Oro - It's Brazo de Oro, the head booker of NWA Mexico!

Vampiro - What the %^$# do you want?

Brazo de Oro - I just saw how you dealt with Konnan thanks to the wonders of live television! I like your spirit. How would you like to have a contract with NWAMEX and work as a free agent?

Vampiro - Why the $%#^ would I want to do that?

Brazo de Oro - What better way to get back at Konnan than to help bankrupt LLX?

Vampiro - (smiling) Anything I can do to make that bastard pay for what he's done is fine by me!

Brazo de Oro - That's what I expected you to say. Welcome aboard!! We'll discuss the specifics of your open contract when you arrive in Mexico City.

Vampiro - Konnan's gonna $%#^ his pants when he sees me on NWAMEX Television!!

Brazo de Oro - He most certainly will!

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(Eiko Koike meets with Ayumi Kurihara and Marcela in a sports bar in Monterrey.)

Eiko - Thanks for coming to meet with me.

Ayumi - After offering to pay for our travel expenses in advance, I was quite intrigued.

Marcela - Let's cut to the chase, OK?

Eiko - With the recent success of Amapola, Lady Apache y Hiroka, I wanted to offer you a chance to prove yourselves against them.

Marcela - What do I need to prove? I beat 12 other luchadoras to show everyone that I'm the best in NWAMEX!

Ayumi - Well, you haven't beaten me! Have you forgotten who I beat to earn the title for the first time?

Eiko - And you haven't beaten Princesa Sujei.

Marcela - What does that whack job and have to do with me?

Eiko - She's in solitary confinement until the 19th of this month and you two need a third member for a trios match that night.

Ayumi - Why would I trust her as my partner? I can barely trust Marcela as of late.

Eiko - And all three of you have common enemies.

Ayumi - That's an interesting idea. If the three of us can put our differences behind us for one match, it will prove that we are the best in NWAMEX!

Marcela - I'm in but you had better not use this match as an elaborate way to trap me.

Eiko - You have my word. It's not a trap.

Marcela - I was talking to Ayumi!

(Ayumi glares at Marcela as Eiko Koike takes the papers to make the match official. All three of them sign the document.)

Eiko - Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to check on how Princesa Sujei. Go ahead and drink a few rounds. It's on me!

Marcela - That nut job is probably just as crazy as ever.

Ayumi - Which could help us get an edge in the match. As long as she doesn't try to take my belt away from me>

Marcela - Your belt? Not for long!!

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(Paco Alonso Lutteroth called for a staff meeting. About ten wrestlers are present.)

Lutteroth - Several of our staff members have left NWAMEX in pursuit of bigger paychecks in LLX. As a result, I have decided to give extra duties to the remaining staff members and bring in several luchadores to serve as staff members on a part time basis. Here is our current staff members:

Babe Richard: Road Agent/Referee
Black Warrior: Trainer
Blue Panther: Booker/Trainer
Felino: Color Commentator
Jushin Thunder Liger: Booker
Marco Corleone: Booker
Mima Shimoda: Booker
Negro Casas: Booker/Trainer
Paco Alonso Lutteroth: Promoter
Pierroth Jr.: Commissioner/Ring Announcer
Shocker: Play by Play Commentator
Tigre Hispano: Booker/Referee
Tirantes: Promoter/Referee
Ultimo Guerrero: Booker/Trainer
Virus: Trainer

Lutterroth - I order to compensate you for your extra work and responsibility, all of you will be getting raises. I'd like to introduce to you our new commissioner, Pierroth Jr.!!

(Only about half of the staff members clap when he walks to the podium.)

Pierroth Jr. - From that reception, I assume that many of you are thinking "Why give Pierroth Jr. the position of Commissioner?". I've been in the business since 1984 and became one of the top luchadores in Mexico. Now that I'm retired, I'm offering my experience to NWAMEX. Senor Lutteroth has realized that I'd be the best Commissioner because he knows that I will enforce the policies of this promotion unlike Brazo de Oro did. I will be in charge of day to day operations and answer only to Senor Lutteroth himself. If any of you have a problem with the way I run things, just meet with me and we'll settle our differences man to man. Are there any questions?

(A minor staff member raises his hand. Pierroth Jr. gives him permission to speak.)

Staff Member - I think I speak for most of the people here that you don't have the experience to be Commissioner of this promotion.

Pierroth Jr. - Hmm.. Why don't you step forward and tell us all who you think should be Commissioner?

(He steps forward and stands in front of the podium. Pierroth Jr. picks him up and slams him through it. The staff member lays unconscious on pieces of wood.)

Pierroth Jr. - Amy other questions?

(Since there are no others that wish to challenge Pierroth Jr., the staff meeting is adjoined.)

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(Rey Escorpion and his new girlfriend, Roja Garcia, are relaxing at his apartment in Mexico City. She is reclining on his chest while they are watching a telenovella.)

Roja - (crying) Why are you so good to me?

Escorpion - Why would you say that? She just got punked out by her fiancée!

Roja - (laughing) No, silly. I was talking to you!

Escorpion - Oh. If I can't treat you right then I wouldn't be much of a boyfriend, would I?

Roja - If every guy had that way of thinking, there would be a lot less miserable women out there.

Escorpion- Why don't we go swimming after the show is over?

Roja - You mean like we did last night in your hot tub?

Escorpion - Well, it's not what I had in mind but we could after we have a good workout at the pool.

Roja - Let's go now. I can always watch this later. I record them at home.

Escorpion - Alright. I've got to stay in shape so I'm ready for Wednesday Night.

Roja - (smiling) You look good to me!

Escorpion- Thanks! I'm glad that you like it. I have to workout to get this type of body. You're a guapa yourself.

Roja - Thanks! I hope you like my new bathing suit.

Escorpion - Just wear the one you had on last night.

Roja - That one? It's just for you to see.....

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(Mije. Mr. Aguila and Volador Jr. are hanging out in the bar together when a video promo of Rabbit Miu following the most recent Athena Pro telecast.)

Mije - (throwing his glass of beer) I can't stand it! JoshiPuroPride is pushing short girls that and I can't even get a match because of my height!!

Mr. Aguila - It's not a big deal. We pay you to be our mascot, right?

Mije - Yeah but you have no idea what it's like to have wrestling talent and not be able to showcase it.

Volador Jr. - Why don't you make a challenge for a triple threat mixed tag team match?

Mije - Not a bad idea. I doubt that Pierroth would pass up a chance to give us some exposure against some JPP talent. I wonder who I should team with...

Volador Jr. - Does it matter? The miniesrellas are going to make the minijoshi look weak!

Mije - You make a good point. I'll call the main office tomorrow and get it booked.